Disclaimer:I don't own X-Men:Evolution, just myself (Called Molly Callum in 'fics.)
and any original characters/background characters that might pop up from time to time.
"Remy! Hey! Wake up!" Kitty shook him by the shoulders. "What? Stop shaking me," He said, cranky. He'd fallen asleep in the chair he'd been sitting in with a blanket over his legs. "Molly is gone. Why did you untie her?" Kitty asked. Before Remy could answer, Molly walked into the room. "I'm right here, but I think you look a bit sleepy, Kitty," Molly said. "What?-"Kitty said, then knocked unconscious with sleeping gas that Molly sprayed in her face.
"What are you doing? Why would you do that?" Remy said, shocked. "Well I thought we could run away together but I didn't want anyone getting in our way." Molly smiled. Molly looked expectantly at him, "Come on, let's go," She tugged his hand.
"No. We shouldn't. It's not a good idea. You're really not yourself, Molly," Remy said. He had to think quickly. What he wouldn't give for telepathic powers right now so he could make Molly unconscious again. Molly looked angry. "Remy, I don't have to force you to go do I?" She said. In moments Remy found himself faceing a very big, very irritated looking tiger. Remy stood his ground. "People don't force the ones they care about to do things, Molly," He said. She would either Knock him out, kill him, or comply with his wishes. Molly changed back. "I was just thinking we could run away and get married. You don't have to be so dramatic Remy," Molly crossed her arms.
Remy's mouth fell open. "M-married? Uh, we just started going out."
Molly shrugged. She slid up to him, wrapper her arms around his waist. "I know but I see the way you look at me sometimes.
I think you've wanted to be with me forever. You're good at hiding it, even from yourself," she said,
running her hands up his abdomen, to his chest, then pulling him down to her for a kiss. "Molly...you, uh," He started to say as the blue mist seeped into his mouth and traveled through his system. "What were you going to say, sweetie?" Molly smiled.
Remys eyes glowed bright red with passion. What had he been so upset about before? This was Molly and he loved her.
"Molly...will you marry me?"
Moments later they were heading down the highway to the closest wedding chaple they could find. "We should stop and find you a dress, shouldn't we?" Remy said as he drove his car. "Nah, what I'm wearing is fine," Molly answered. "I can't believe I didn't fall in love with you sooner. You're so sweet and nice. I really do love you, Molly," Remy smiled. "I love you, too,
Remy," Molly smiled back.
They reached the chapel and went inside. "We'd like to get married right away, please," Remy said politely to the elderly woman at the check-in desk. "Of course, sonny. I'll just need to see your ID's and check a few things," The woman replied. Remy smiled in a not-so-nice way. "Lady, what don't you understand about 'right away'?"
He said. Molly smiled. "Now, baby, be nice. She's just trying to to her job," Molly took out her ID card and handed it to the woman. Remy grumpily took out his own ID, nearly slamming it onto the counter. The old woman had them fill out two short forms. "Now, would you like a themed ceremony?" She asked. "No, thank you. Can we get married NOW?" Molly said in a whiny tone of voice, like a five year old asking if they could have dessert right after dinner. "Of course deary. Right this way," The woman led them to the front of the chapel.
Molly walked down the isle with a boquet of fake, plastic flowers. She took her place at the podium, giving Remy a wink.
The judge performing the ceremony went through the vows and all the other mandatory things that are said in a wedding,
then he arrived at the part of "If anyone does not wish this couple to be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace."
Just as he said that the doors burst open and the X-Men came running in. "We object," Wolverine said, unsheathing his claws.
"Mes amis, hey! You're interfering with the nuptials!" Remy said, charging some cards and throwing them at his comrades.
"They must really be out of it. Do what you have to, guys, but try not to hurt them," Cyclops ordered.
The X-Men outnumbered Remy and Molly, but the couple had an arsenal of exploding cards and a veritable zoo of animals on their side. Jean got knocked out by an explosion first. Kurt tried to teleport Remy somewhere else, But Remy threw the blue boy off before Kurt could try anything.
"Great, guys! Just great! Thanks for ruining the happiest day of my life!" Molly pouted, stomping her foot and throwing her bouquet into the air.
It landed right into Wolverines hands and for a moment the man just stared at it. He threw it onto the ground in a fit of frustration. "Sorry, kid, but you're in no condition to be getting hitched. Shadowcat, now!" Shadowcat ran over and Logan threw her further and faster then she could have gone by running alone. The valley girl toppled Molly over, plunging a syringe into her arm. At that same moment Cyclops snuck up behind Remy and did the same.
"OW!-Uhhh, What happened? Where am I?" Molly looked down at her clothes "What the heck am I wearing?" Molly tried desperately to cover herself with just her arms.
Remy looked around, "Uh, do I want to know why I'm in a wedding chapel with Petite here?"
He-always the gentleman-went and put his coat over her since she was distressed.
"It's a really long story, Molly. We'll tell you about it on the way home," Kitty said.
Molly looked around. "Hey, we really are in a wedding chapel. Oh...oh gosh. Does that mean we...? I mean, did we actually...?"
Molly was at a loss for words.
Cyclops smiled at Remy and Molly. "Congratulations Mister and Misses LeBeau."
The looks on their faces were priceless.
"Scott! No, guys. We stopped it just in time thank goodness," Jean said, glaring at Scott as he held her up.
Molly smiled, looking at the ground, "I have the feeling I should be apologizing to everyone. Judging by the way I'm dressed things must have gotten a little crazy."
"You don't even know the half of it," Kurt replied.