Chapter two: First day on the job

Rik was getting ready for his first day on the job. He had spent two hours in the bathroom trying to

build up the courage to squeeze a zit, in the end he decided not to. However, on the way down the stairs Vivian appeared out of nowhere and squeezed it for him. Rik screamed out in pain for about five seconds then stopped when realizing it wasn't that bad.

'Yeah thanks a lot Vivian,' Rik said smugly.

'Oh that's alright Rik!' Vivian shouted proudly. 'Just trying to help!'

'Oh shut up, Vivian.'

Mike was sitting at the table in the kitchen with his feet up on the table. Rik walked in with Vivian on his back like a little kid.

'Where's Neil?' Mike asked without looking at them. 'He hasn't made the tea yet.

'Oh well,' Vivian said disappointedly, 'looks like it's raw tea again.'

Vivian got out a tea bag and ate it.

Neil briskly walked in wearing his police uniform. 'Hey lads.'

'Oh, hey Neil,' Rik said sarcastically. 'Noticed we've had to make our own tea today?'

'Well I had to get ready for work ok, just don't bring me down,' Neil acted as though he was about to sulk. Rik snorted like a pig.

'Right then,' Mike said getting up (Vivian copied), 'Off to work.'

Mike got to stay at the station with DI Max Carter, for some reason Mike pretended he had been a DI before and was immediately allowed to become one again.

Rik got to go and patrol with Roger. Rik kept saying how much of a fan he was to him, but Roger had no idea what he was talking about. Roger kept saying how much of a fan he was of Rik, but Rik had no idea what he was talking about, but enjoyed the praise.

Vivian got to go on patrol with Leon, he was too much for poor Leon to handle. Vivian set the patrol car on fire when showing off to his friends who saw him as a PC. He is yet to await his punishments at the end of the day (luckily).

Neil was with Sgt Stone on patrol. Stone was bossing Neil around, and being rather unfair, so Neil thought. He made Neil go and buy the coffee and then threw it out when taking off for an important call. Neil thought it was a waste and he was just trying to be mean to the rookie.

Vivian and Leon received a call through the radio. 'Get the guy in the red jumper and pink pants. last seen 15 steps behind your patrol car.'

Vivian replied, 'RECIEVED, WE'LL GET THIS COMPLETE AND UTTER BASTARD FOR YOU!'

Leon jumped out of the car and perused on foot. Vivian jumped into the driver's seat of the car, turned on the sirens and sped off after him like a maniac.

The guy turned out to be a free runner, so Leon had no chance of catching him. Vivian was close on his tail, and he had the Ace of Spades song cranked up. Vivian sped up to full speed and hit the guy with his car. He flew up into the air, higher and higher and higher, until he was out of sight.

Leon stood thee shocked, and trying to catch his breathe.