AUTHOR'S NOTE: OK so here's the last chapter. Have fun readin it and comment thanks. Next story will be up soon enough hopefully. Hope you enjoyed Romano's rendition of Hercules thanks and have a nice day.
The End:
{Stadium, Spain is doing exercises}
Spain: Ha-ha! Whoo-hoo! [England walks in sad] Hey, England! What happened to you?
England: Kid, we gotta talk.
Spain: Oh, England, I just had the greatest day of my life! I-I can't stop thinking about Roma. He's something else.
England: Kid! I'm tryin' to talk to ya! Will you come down here and listen? [He says to Spain who's spinning around on a poll vaulting thing]
Spain: Aw, how can I come down there when I'm feeling so up?
[He jumps up into clouds. Meanwhile a Taurus mare appears and makes Taurus follow her. In a pen, the mare splits in two parts which turn into Switzerland and Hungary]
Switzerland: Gotcha!
[Back in the stadium]
England: Ah, very nice! I'm trying to say is...
Spain: That if it wasn't for you, I never would have met him. Oh, I owe ya big time. Little guy, I do.
England: Will you just knock it off for a couple of seconds?
Spain: Rule #38, come on, England, keep them up there, huh? England, I got two words for ya: Duck!
[Spain pretend fights with England and England grabs his hands]
England: Listen to me! He's...
Spain: A dream come true?
England: Not exactly.
Spain: More beautiful then France?
England: Aside from that!
Spain: The most wonderful...
England: He's a fraud! He's been playin' ya for a sap!
Spain: Awe, come on. Stop kiddin' around.
Phil:I'm not kiddin' around.
Spain: I know you're upset about today, but that's no reason to...
England: Kid, you're missin' the point.
Spain: The point is... I love him.
England: He don't love you.
Spain: You're crazy.
England: He's nothin' but a two-timin',
Spain: Stop it!
England: no-good, lyin', schemin...
Spain: (hits England) Shut up! [England flies back and hits a rack of weights] England, I... Oh, I'm, I'm sorry.
England: Okay, okay, that's it. You won't face the truth? Fine.
Spain: England, wait. Where are you going?
England: I'm hoppin' the first barge out of here. I'm goin' home.
Spain: Fine! G-Go! I don't... I don't need you.
England: I thought you were gonna be the all-time champ. Not the all-time chump.
[England leaves. Austria pops up]
Austria: Geez Louise! What got his goat, huh? Baboom. Name is Austria, Lord of the Dead. Hi. How ya doin'?
Spain: Not now, okay?
Austria: Hey, hey. I only need a few seconds and I'm a fast talker, all right? See, I've got this major deal in the works. A real estate venture, if you will. And Spain, you little devil you, may I call you Spain? You seem to be constantly getting in the way of it.
Spain: You've got the wrong guy.
Austria: Hear me out, ya little... Heh-heh. Just... hear me out, okay? So I would be eternally grateful if you would just... take a day off from this hero business of yours. Geez, I mean, monsters, natural disasters. Phew, you what a day, okay?
Spain: You're out of your mind.
Austria: Not so fast, because, ya see, I do have a little leverage... You might wanna know about.
[Austria snaps his fingers and Romano appears]
Spain: Roma!
Romano: Don't listen, Spa... [He disappears]
Spain: Let him go!
Austria: Here's the trade-off. You give up your strength for about 24 hours, okay? Say, the next 24 hours and Roma here is free as a bird and safe from harm. We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home happy. What d'ya say? Come on. [Romano pops up with chains around him so he can't move]
Spain: People are, are gonna get hurt, aren't they?
Austria: Nah! I mean, it's, you know, it's a possibility. It happens 'cause, you know, it's war, but what can I tell ya? Anyway, what do you owe these people, huh? Isn't Roma... little smoochy face... isn't he more important then they are? [He plays with Romano's face to taught Spain]
Spain: Stop it!
Austria: Isn't he?
Spain: You gonna swear he'll be safe from any harm.
Austria: Fine, okay, I'll five you that one. Roma is safe, otherwise you get your strength right back, yadda-yadda, fine print, boilerplate, baboom. Okay? We're done, what d'ya say we shake on it? Hey, I really don't have, like time to bat this around. I'm kind of on a schedule here, I got plans for August. Okay? I need an answer, like, now. Going once, going twice.
Spain: All right!
Austria: Yes, we're there! Bam!
[They shake hands and Austria takes the strength from Spain]
Austria: You may feel just a little quesy, it's kinda natural. Maybe you should sit down. [Austria tosses a weight bar at Spain and it pins him to the ground.] Now you know how it feels to be just like everybody else. Isn't it just peachy? [He gets real close to Spain's face when he says that] Oh! You'll love this. [He grabs Romano] One more thing. Roma, babe. A deal's a deal. You're off the hook. By the way, Spain. Is he not, like, a fabulous little actor?
Romano: Stop it! [He tries to get away, but Austria holds him tighter.]
Spain: What do you mean?
Austria: I mean your little chickie-poo here was working for me all the time. Duh.
Spain: You're... you're lying! [Who is no longer under the weights]
Hungary as Chibitalia: Help! (coughs)
Switzerland as Holy Rome: Jeepers, mister, you're really strong. [He pulls Spain down easily] (now in his normal voice) Ha-ha!
Austria: Couldn't have done it without you, sugar, sweetheart, babe.
Romano: No! It's not like that! I didn't mean to... I-I couldn't... I... I'm so sorry.
Switzerland and Hungary: Our hero's a zero! Our hero's a zero!
Austria: Well, gotta blaze. There's a whole cosmos up there waiting for me with, hey, my name on it. So much for the preliminaries, and now on to the main event!
{The stars are aligned and the gate to the Titans opens}
Austria: Brothers! Titans! Look at you in you squalid prison! Who put you down there?
Titans: America!
Austria: And now that I set you free, what is the first thing you are going to do?
Titans: Destroy him!
[Austria frees the Titans]
Austria: Good answer.
Lythos: Crush America!
Hydros: Freeze him!
Pyros: Melt America!
Stratos: Blow him away!
Titans: America!
Austria: Uh, Guys? Olympus would be that way.
Lythos: America!
Hydros: Freeze him!
Austria: Hold it, bright eye.
Cyclops: Huh?
Austria: I have a special job for you, my optic friend.
[Olympus. Italy sees the Titans first]
Italy: Ah. Huh?
Lythos: Destroy America!
Italy: Oh, we're in trouble! Oh, big trouble! I gotta... [He zooms to Olympus] My Lord and Lady, the Titans have escaped. And they're practically at our gates!
America: Sound the alarm! Launch an immediate counterattack! Go! Go!
Italy: Gone, babe.
[Gods prepare to battle]
Germany: Charge! On to battle!
America: (Throwing hamburger bolts at Lythos in vain) Yee-hah!
Prussia: (Getting sucked in by Stratos) You windbag!
Austria: (watching this) Boom, badda-boom, boom, boom! Hah!
[Meanwhile, Cyclops looks for Spain, causing destruction in Thebes]
Cyclops: Spain! Where are you?
Belgium: What can we do?
Prussia: Where's Spain?
Estonia: Yeah, Spain'll save us.
Cyclops: Spain! Come out! Face me!
Romano: (to Spain who starts to leave) What are you doing? Without your strength, you'll be killed.
Spain: There are worse things.
Cyclops: Run!
Romano: Wait! Stop!
Prussia: Hey, look! It's Spain!
Belgium: Thank the gods, we're saved!
Cyclops: So, you mighty Spain.
[He hits Spain who flies away and hits a mosaic of himself. Meanwhile Romano finds Taurus tied up in the stables]
Romano: Easy, tomatofeathers. Whoa! Stop twitching, listen. Ah! Spain is in trouble. We gotta find England, he's the only one who can talk some sense into Spain.
[Meanwhile in Olympus, battle between America and the Titans goes on]
America: Get back, damn you!
[Lythos smashes the gates of Olympus open]
Austria: Ooh, chihuahua.
Lythos: America!
[England is going to leave Thebes and is walking to a boat]
Sailor: Come on! Hurry up! We're shovin' off here!
Romano: England! England, Spain needs your help!
England: What does he need me for when he's got friends like you?
Romano: He won't listen to me.
England: Good! He's finally learned something.
Romano: Look, I know what I did was wrong, but this isn't about me, it's about him. If you don't help him now, England, he'll die.
[Olympus]
America: I need more Hamburger Bolts!
Italy: Uh, Russia has been captured, my Lord. Everyone's been captured, yah! [Hungary and Switzerland get him] I've been captured! Hey, hey! Watch the glasses!
[Pyros and Hydros make a mountain of ice and fire with America on top]
Austria: Mercy, I'm home!
America: Austria! Your behind this!
Austria: You are correct, sir!
[Thebes]
[Cyclops tosses Spain and plays with him]
Cyclops: Flea!
England: Spain!
Spain: England... [Spain gets tossed at some stuff and England goes to talk to him]
England: Come on, kid, come on. Fight back. Come on, you can take this bum, this guys a pushover, look at him.
Spain: You were right all along, England. Dreams are for rookies.
England: No, no, no, no, kid, givin' up is for rookies. I came back 'cause I'm not quittin' on ya. I'm willing to go the distance, how 'bout you?
[Cyclops grabs Spain again]
Cyclops: Me bite off head!
[Spain burns Cyclops' face with a burning stick he managed to grab]
England: Whoa, baby!
[While Cyclops is yelling and drops Spain, Spain ties up his legs and Cyclops falls off a cliff. His fall makes a quake, from which a pillar starts falling on Spain]
Romano: Spain! Look out!
[He pushes him out of the pillar's way and is struck by the pillar]
Spain: Roma! No! [Spain raises the pillar, and starts getting his strength back] What's happening?
Romano: Austria's deal is broken. He promised I wouldn't get hurt.
Spain: Roma. Why, why did you... you didn't have to...
Romano: Oh. People always do crazy things... when they're in love.
Spain: Oh, Roma. Roma, I...I
Romano: Are you... always this articulate? You, you haven't got much time. You can still stop Austria.
England: I'll watch over him, kid.
Spain: You're gonna be all right. I promise. Let's go Taurus!
[Olympus. Gods in chains]
Switzerland: Hup, two, three, four, come on, everybody! I can't hear you!
Italy: Oh, oh!
America: (Being frozen from one side and burnt from another) I swear to you, Austria, when I get out of this...(He is finally buried under molten rock)
Austria: I'm the one giving orders now, hamburger boy. And I think I'm gonna like it here.
Spain: Don't get too comfortable, Austria!
Germany: Spain!
Spain: This oughta even the odds!
[He breaks the chain by which the gods were chained]
Italy: (hitting Switzerland and Hungary) Yeah, Spain! Thank you, man!
Austria: Get them!
[Pyros misses Spain and covers Austria in molten lava]
Austria: Whoa! Hey! No! Get him, not me! Him! Follow the fingers! Him! [Ice storm from Hydros who was trying to hit Spain freezes Austria] The yutz with the bull!
[Spain opens the stone block and releases America]
America: Thank you, my boy.
[Meanwhile Taurus chases Switzerland and Hungary]
Switzerland: Nice bull! My intentions were pure! I really was attracted to you.
America: (To Russia) Throw! [He catches two Hamburger bolts] Hah! Now watch your old man work!
Lythos: Uh-oh.
[Lighting explode heads of Lythos, other Titans leave]
Austria: Guys, get your titanic rears in gear and kick some olympian butt! [Taurus blows Austria's head and blue fire which was on his head goes out] Whoa, is my hair out?
[Spain meanwhile catches Stratos and sucks him into Lythos, Hydros, and Pyros. He launches them into the sky where they all explode]
America: (high-fiving Spain) Hah!
Spain: Whoo-hoo!
Austria: (leaves) Thanks a ton, Wonderboy. But at least I've got one swell consolation prize... A friend of your's who's dying to see me.
Spain: Roma!
[Turkey cuts thread of life and Romano is dead]
Spain: (arrives to see him) Roma. Roma, no!
England: Oh, I'm sorry, kid. There's some things you just can't change.
Spain: Yes I can.
[In the underworld]
Austria: We were so close! So close. We tripped the finish line. Why? Because our little tomato, Roma, has to go all noble.
[Cerberus the three-headed dog breaks the wall, Spain is on top of his middle head]
Spain: Where's Roma?
Austria: Oh, look who's here. Wonderboy, you are too much.
Spain: (Grabs Austria) Let him go.
Austria: Get a grip! Come here, come here. Let me show you around. [They walk around the underworld] Hmph. Well, well. It's a small underworld after all, huh?
[They come to a the shore of a river. Spain see's Romano in it]
Spain: Roma! Ahh! [His hands which he put in the water turn old]
Austria: No, no, no. Mustn't touch. You see, Roma's running with a new crowd these days. And not a very lively one, at that.
Spain: You like making deals. Take me in Roma's place.
Austria: Oh, well. The son of my hated rival trapped forever in a river of death.
Spain: Going once!
Austria: Hmm. Is there a downside to this?
Spain: Going twice!
Austria: Okay, okay, okay, okay. You get him out... she goes, you stay. [Spain dives] Oh, you know what that slipped my mind? You'll be dead before you can get to him. That's not a problem, is it?
[Spain swims, turning older and older. Turkey goes to cut the thread of life, but it suddenly shines and the scissors don't cut it]
Turkey: Oh?
Egypt: What's the matter with these scissors?
Greece: The thread won't cut.
[Spain's thread of life starts shinning again as Spain comes out of from the river with the soul of Romano]
Austria: This is... this is impossible! You, you, you can't be alive! You'd have to be a, a...
Switzerland and Hungary: A god?
Austria: Spain, stop! You can't do this to me. You can't... [Spain hits him in the face] Fine. Okay. Listen. Hah. Okay, well, I deserved that, Spain, Spain, Spain. Can we talk? Y-your dad, he's a fun guy, right? So maybe you could put in a word with him and he'd kinda blow this whole thing, off, you know? Roma, Roma, talk to him, a little schmooze... [Spain hits Austria harder and he flies away into the river of death. Souls try to drown him] Eew! Get away from me! Don't touch me! Get your slimy souls off me! Ooh, ah...
Hungary: He's not gonna be happy when he gets outta there.
Switzerland: You mean, if he gets outta there.
Hungary: If. IF is good.
Austria: Taxi! I don't feel so good, I feel a little...
[He disappears]
[Outside, Spain brings the soul of Romano and puts it inside his body]
Romano: Wonderboy, what... why did you?
Spain: Huh. People always do crazy things... when they are in love.
[They go for a kiss, but suddenly a cloud appears under their feet, sent by America, and they fly to Olypmus]
Prussia: Three cheers for the mighty Spain!
Italy: Oh, yeah! Pasta for everybody! Oh!
Lili: Spain, we're so proud of you.
Spain: Mother.
America: Hah! Fine work, my boy! You've done it! You're a true hero.
Lili: You were willing to give your life to rescue this young woman.
America: For a true hero isn't measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart. Now, at last, my son, you can come home.
[Gates open, gods cheer for Spain. Romano is left behind]
Romano: Congratulations, Wonderboy. You'll make one heck of a god.
[Spain turns around and sees him leaving]
Spain: Father, this is the moment I've always dreamed of... But... [He goes to Romano and takes his hand] A life without Roma, even an immortal life, would be... empty. I...I wish to stay on Earth with him.
[America nods, they finally kiss and Spain stops shining]
Italy: Hit it, Boys!
Nordics sing:
Oh, gonna shout it from the mountaintops
A star is born!
It's the time for pulling out the stops
A star is born!
Honey, hit us with a hallelujah
That kid came shining through
Boy, sing the song
Come blow your horn
A star is born!
He's a hero who can please the crowd
A star is born!
Just remember in the darkest hour
Within you hear's the power
For makin' you
A hero too
[Here the Constellation of Spain appears]
So don't lose hope
When you're forlorn
[England sees Prussia pointing at it and saying, "That's Englands boy!"]
Just keep your eyes
Upon the Skies
Every night
A star is right in sight
A star is burning bright
A star is born
A star is born
The End