Spidey: I'm back, with reviews. Thank you everyone that reviewed. Hannibal disclaim.
Hannibal: Spidey3000 does not own Evil Dead, Nightmare on Elmstreet, Red Dragon/sequels to Red Dragon, Psycho, Scream, Halloween, or Friday the 13th. All he really owns is this secret hideout that he won in a game of poker with Wonder Wo...-Spidey sticks hand over throat-
Spidey: Skullblade knows exactly how I got said hideout, so if you let him find out that I got it from Wonder Woman when she was drunk during a poker game, he'd know that it was...crap.
The Sacred and Profane
Ha Ha Ha! Great start. Here's some questions:
Ash have you found any new ladies in your life?
Freddy, will you ever be in another movie again?
Hannibal, who would win in a fight between you and Jigsaw?
Spidey: Thanks.
Ash: Well, I've been dating a girl named Anko for a while now...and I'm gonna marry her on Halloween!
Freddy: Wait, I'm in movies? The why don't people fear me enough for me to kill them in their dreams?!
Hannibal: Well, I'd win of course, I mean I'm smarter, stronger, more intelligent... -lights go out, then come back on with Hannibal missing-
Spidey: Someone must have kidnapped him. But how did they get aboard my spac...special hideout? Oh, well, he can't really leave very easily. I'm sure Hannibal will be fine.
Meanwhile, Somewhere else on the shi...special hideout.
Hannibal: -wakes up in a dirty bathroom- Where am I?
Jigsaw voice: I'd like to play a game...
Hannibal: Ah crap.
Back with Spidey
Snowzinger 5
HAHAHAHA! This is funny!! But I also have questions. Ash: Any new ladies in your life? Are you ever mobbed by fangirls? Freddy: Do you realise that Jason will always be better than you, and that you will probably need a high explosive missle coupled with the power of a low grade nuclear weapon to actually kill Jason? Jason: Do you ever change clothes? Micheal: Your favorite food is...? Sidney: Do you realise you give everyman within a hundred yards nosebleeds? Spidey: There room for a Boilerplate cameo?
Ash: I just answered that question. And I wasn't aware that I had fangirls. -gets mobbed by fangirls- Ah, get em off, get em off!
Spidey: How did they get here? Oh well...-pulls fangirls off Ash, and throws them outside-
Freddy: -puts Snowzinger's name on list- Spidey, can I borrow your high explosive missile coupled with the power of a low grade nuclear weapon?
Spidey: No, get your own.
Jason: Why would I do something crazy like that?
Michael: Pizza! I love pizza, though I haven't had any for a while, do you have any? DO YOU? -goes through withdrawls-
Sidney: It's not my fault I'm so sexy. Maybe if Spidey would give me some clothes...
Spidey: Never! -nosebleeds-
Boiler Plate: Hi, Spidey, I don't have much time, but can I borrow your highly explosive missile coupled wit the power of a low grade nuclear weapon?
Spidey: Sure, I got loads of 'em
Boiler Plate: Thanks. Bye, good luck with the fic. -leaves-
Spidey: Next question.
Skullblade
Sidney: You are no match for Hinata! Micheal: -steals mask- Jason: -makes mute again- You're cooler this time. Freddy: -enters his dreams- What should I do... That's it! -shows Freddy my mind, and F Skullblade's mind- Hannibal: How about some intelligent conversation, without eating people? Ash: -throws Anko at him- Spidey: have Hinata say hi! -throws Hinata in-
Sidney: Of course not, she'd kick my ass. Wouldn't you Hinata?
Hinata: Damn straight. It's good to see you again Sidney. -both girls hug-
Michael: But the mask is the only thing that protects me from fangi... -mobbed by fangirls-
Jason: But...-goes mute-
Freddy: -screams in fetal position- Must fight back! -shows Skullblade images of Freddy naked-
Spidey: I bet that scarred him for life, especially with Sharingan and Byakugan activated. (those are eye powers from Naruto, go look it up)
Hannibal: -back from Jigsaw already- But I'm hungry. Can't I just have one little human brain?
Ash: -catches Anko- Hail to the king baby! -makes out with Anko for several hours till both pass out from lack of air-
Spidey: HINATA! -joins hug-
Hinata: -from hug- Good to see you too Spidey, but we're kind of naked here.
Spidey: I noticed. -keeps hugging- Must...not...nosebleed!
Sidney: Is he always this perverted?
Hinata: No...he gets more perverted at night.
Spidey: Well, that's it for this chapter. I will update when I get three more reviews...and someone ask Norman something, he's getting lonely. -points to Norman, who is sitting in a corner alone- Well, feel free to dump iconic horror movie characters in this story. Until then, I have a naked hug to continue! Wait, this isn't right... I should get naked too!
Hinata/Sidney: NO!
Inner Hinata/ Inner Sidney: Heck freakin' yes!
Spidey: Please review...or Freddy will send pictures of him naked to your dreams!