Spidey: I'm back, with answers! Unfortunately, they will probably leave you with more questions.

Snowzinger5

Tell Freddy if he comes into my dreams ill personally mail him LXG:2007, a hardcover copy right to the temple. Or maybe I can sick Mask on him? Also for Norman: Knife? What other weapons do you like to use. And also a question for all of them: Favorite Video Game, any of you guys play on Xbox Live?

Spidey: Will do. -turns to Freddy- Stay out of Snowzinger's dreams or he'll either hit you with a book, or sick an odd man with green make-up on you. And since the Justice Lea...unnamed previous owners just happened to have an X-Box 360, the answer would be yes for all of them, except for Hannibal and Clarice, they spend their time...doing other things.

Freddy: Bring it on! My favorite game is none of your business.

Spidey: It's probably...

Freddy: I do not play Hamtaro! It's all a lie I tell you. -pulls out a gameboy, and plays a game that looks suspiciously like that Hamtaro game-

Spidey: -thinking- I wasn't gonna say Hamtaro!-done thinking- OK, I believe you -coughs- are lying! -coughs- And my favorite videogame is Super Smash Bros. Melee. If I owned a Nintendo Wii, Super Smash Bros Brawl might be my favorite. -cries- Why couldn't I have a Wii? Why why why?! -gets over it-

Hinata: Any game featuring my Naruto-kun. -sighs- However, I also like Super Smash Bros.

Spidey: And she can beat anyone using Jigglypuff, no matter what character they have...

Hinata: -blushes-

Jason: The Sims, specifically the console version, though the computer version has better cheat codes.

Sidney: Super Smash Bros. I'm one of three people who can beat Spidey, right next to Hinata and Spidey's friend, -car honk-

Spidey: Well, that was years ago and I wasn't as skilled as I was now.

Sidney: ...who also didn't own a Gamecube or Super Smash Bros. Oh, and I just played you minutes ago, so you can't use that excuse with me. I am the Zelda master! Oh, and the other is Hinata.

Spidey: I challenge you to Super Smash Bros.! -plays Super Smash Bros. with Sidney-

Ash: The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker. -everybody looks at Ash- What? It's a great game!

Michael: I love all Mario games, even Super Mario Land. Rainbow Flower wants to tell you his favorite game too.

Rainbow Flower: ...

Michael: That's a good game too.

Hannibal: Transformers: Autobots.

Clarice: Transformers: Decepticons.

-both look at eachother and smile-

Hannibal: -picks up Clarice bridal style- Closet?

Clarice: You know it! -is carried into closet-

Norman: My favorite game is Animal Crossing. It's such a delightful game. I don't know, ask mother. -suddenly gets weird look in eyes, and walks into another room, then comes out dressed like an old woman-

"Mother": My favorite video game, that's an odd question to ask an old woman like me, but I'd have to say "Destroy All Humans" is my favorite game. Oh, I use all sorts of weapons: chainsaws, regular saws, flamethrowers, rocket launchers, katanas, Jians, knives, butterknives, and of course, my cooking utensils! It may seem like a bit much, but I do what I can to keep those whores from taking my Norman away from me.

Spidey: That's almost as disturbing as that video tape of Freddy dancing naked. Next question.

The Sacred and Profane

Another hilarious chapter! Here's some more questions: Ash who in the heck is Anko? Where did you meet her? How's the hand? Freddy would Pinhead kick your butt in a fight? Michael did you know that you're wearing a William Shatner Mask? Sidney what movie are you from?

Ash: She's my favorite Naruto character, I met her in another story called "Ask The Ninja's" by Skullblade, and it's a big movie star now. It's gonna be in the next "Adams Family" movie and it's got some other minor rolls too. It sends me money now. And before you ask, no, we already have a best man, and a maid of honor.

Spidey: -mouth hangs open in shock- Oh my gosh, I've found an Anime/Manga that you haven't heard of! -has heart attack- Luckily, I will help you get over this. This link will take you to my favorite website for the Naruto manga. http://groups. You can also get some of the episodes of the anime off U-tube.

Hannibal: I wouldn't answer that question Freddy, remember what happened when...

Freddy: Shut up old man! -turns to The Sacred and Profane- I would kick Pointy Brain's ass! See? Nothing happened! He ain't man enough to take on...-several chains with hooks on the ends come out of nowhere and drag Freddy away-

Freddy: Oh, hey Pinhead, funny meeting you here. I was just kidding, no don't! -screams in a pitch Michael Jackson can't even reach-

Hannibal: I warned him.

Spidey: This seems to be forming a pattern...

Michael: It's not a Willaim Shatner mask! It's a Captain Kirk mask! Dr. Lumis stole the rest of the costume. -everyone gives Michael odd looks- What? I'm a Trekky and proud of it!

Sidney: Scream 1, 2, and 3. Ironically, there was a different killer in all of them, but I survived all three, because I am the Master of Zelda! And I'm good at surviving attempts on my life by crazed killers who call ahead, but mostly because I'm the Master of Zelda!

Spidey: Well I am the Link Master!

Sidney: -falls on the ground laughing-

Spidey: -sobs- You're so mean.

Hinata: It's alright, she just makes fun of you cause she sucks with every character but Zelda. I'd hug you but I'm already hugging you.

Spidey: Oh yeah, we're still in the hug! -cheers up- Maybe we should break it off before Naruto gets jealous...

Hinata: Naruto can hug me whenever he wants. However, I've got to go to the little kunoichi's room, so we'll have to continue this some other time. -breaks hug, and runs off-

Spidey: Well Sidney I guess this means the hug is over... next question:

Sidney: -still hugging Spidey- The hug has just begun!

Skullblade

Sidney: Where are you from again? Hinata: -joins hug- Don't worry, I won't get naked. Micheal: -gives mask back- A valuable defense, indeed. Jason: Weren't you an overweight child? Freddy: I've seen Orochimaru naked. That doesn't faze me. Hannibal: Have fun with Jigsaw. Spidey: -keeps from getting naked- Don't use Author powers to make Inner people say stuff!

Sidney: -still hugging Spidey- I already answered that, but I like answering it, so I'll tell you again: I'm the main girl from all three Scream movies. I am also the Master of Zelda!

Hinata: -comes out of bathroom and rejoins hug right before Skullblade joins- Really? -grins- Cause I know what you and Spidey look like naked. And I really wouldn't have minded him being naked, but I belong to Naruto-kun.

Michael: -still being mobbed by fangirls- Help me! -hand sticks out of mob, holding stuffed unicorn- Protect Rainbow Flower!

Spidey: I'll give this to him when I get the chance, but I don't wanna go anywhere near those psychopaths.

Jason: -stabs Skullblade, then throws him out the airlock-

Spidey: He's still mad about you making him mute. He was going to tell you something important.

Meanwhile, In another room

Freddy: -with pinhead, but somehow able to answer- It gets worse! -shows him OrochiManda fanart- That should keep him out of my head. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go play Hamta...er... Halo.

Pinhead: You're not going anywhere! -continues torturing-

Freddy: No, not the OrochiManda! -screams in notes so high that Michael Jackson has to cover his ears-

Back with Spidey

Hannibal: I escaped, but I'll admit that escaping from Jigsaw was fun. Though I don't want to do it again. Not that he'll be able to catch me again with my new NIGHT VISION GOGGLES! Let him try and turn the lights off again, it won't help him...-falls through trap door-

Jigsaw's voice: Our game has just begun.

Hannible: -as trap door closes- Ah crap. -trapdoor closes-

Spidey: Why did they even have that trapdoor? Oh well. I decided not to get naked. And I didn't make them say anything, I just read their minds. But I won't do it again, unless they think something really funny, or raunchy... 7HA7'5 WHA7 1 80RR0W3D 51DN3Y'5 D1AR1ES F0R!

Sidney: What did he say Hinata?

Hinata: Don't know, I wasn't really paying attension.

Sidey: I wish I spoke fanboy.

Spidey: Well, I guess this hug has to come to an end, no matter how wonderful it is. -starts to leave hug-

Hinata/Sidney: -pull him back in- Where do you think you're going?

Spidey: But I gotta pee.

Hinata/Sidney: Too freakin' bad!

Sidney: If you review, we'll let you join the hug!

Spidey: Must...hold...bladder! R&R