Spidey: I'm back, with weapons! Any body want a missile coupled with a low level nuclear weapon? I'm giving them away for free!
Freddy: Can I have one?
Spidey: No, get your own, you freakin' pedofile. Now disclaim.
Freddy: He doesn't own me, or these other idiots he's gathered, though he is in charge of everything that happens to us in this story. -mumbles- Stupid jerk wouldn't give me a damn missile...
Spidey: What did you say?
Freddy: -trembles in fear- Er...Spidey is...er, the author, so that means that I should do what he says without complaint .
Spidey: I thought so, now for our first question.
The Sacred and Profane
I have heard about Naruto Spidey I just haven't memorized the 40 billion characters it has. Great chapter as usual and here's some more questions: Ash did S Mart give you disability pay? Freddy why can't you beat teenagers? Sidney have you watched Party of Five? Clarice what do you see in Hannibal I mean the guy did brainwash you so why aren't you pissed at him?
Spidey: Sorry, Anko was the first character so far to lick Naruto. She was in charge of the second test in the Chuunin exam, and she used to work for Orochimaru, but he cast her aside, so she joined Konoha. And to be honest, I don't remember all the characters either. Since this was inspired by a fic by Skullblade, there may be more Naruto characters, so if you don't know one, then just ask me.
Ash: If by disibility pay you mean cut my pay cause I couldn't work as fast due to a disibility, then yes. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go hurt someone named Orochimaru.
Freddy: I've killed many teenagers. However there's always one -female dog- that figures out how to kill me...in fact, that seems to happen to Jason too.
Sidney: What's Party of Five?
Clarice: Yeah, but underneath the insane murdering mask he wears under the sane, gentleman mask he wears, he's really sweet... And he makes love like an animal! This one time he... -story censored for reason of being too perverted even for this story's standards-
Spidey: Clarice, this fic is T-rated, and nobody really wanted to know that. Next question:
Skullblade
Sidney: Indeed. Hinata: Nah. I don't really like being naked. Jason: -picks up spilling guts- Hmm... intrigueing. Freddy: I've seen worse. -throws him into a fic with a gay Akatsuki- Hannibal: -gives random ninja- That should help you. Sai: Why am I here? Skullblade: I'm hoping you die. Micheal: -dives in after him- Spidey: Horror Icons, eh? -throws in Micheal Jackson-
Sidney: -busy playing Super Smash Bros, and hugging Spidey-
Hinata: I don't like you being naked either; you just happened to be standing there when I used Byakugan. I do think you're awesome though. Can I please have Naruto-kun? I miss him.
Jason: -ties Skullblade to the ceiling by his intestines-
Spidey: Hey, that kinda reminds me of what I threatened to do to Yamikyuubi after he tried to ruin Ash and Anko's relationship. I'd should save him, but I want to see what Jason is trying to say... you could give him his voice back and he wouldn't have to say it in such a painful manner.
Freddy: -from fic- Well, it's better than what Pinhead was doing to me. And I have worse images yet! -shows him image of Voldemort, Orochimaru, and Michael Jackson doing nonT-rated things- I got them from Pinhead!
Meanwhile, inside the trapdoor
Ninja: I'm here to save you... -coughs and blacks out-
Hannibal: crap.
Several Hours later
Ninja: -wakes up chained to the wall- Where am I?
Jigsaw's voice: I'm glad you could join our little game, Kakashi!
Kakashi: How did you know it was me?
Jigsaw: This volume of Icha Icha has your name on it. And it you want it back, you're going to have to play our little game.
Kakashi: Crap.
Back with Spidey:
Michael: -puts mask back on- You saved my life. I shall do you a service! -stabs Sai, but paralizes him for life instead of killing him- Now he's ready to be tortured. Do you have anybody else you'd like me to take care of?
Michael Jackson: -looks around- Look at all the naughty little boys -twiddles fingers with anticipation-
Michael: Everybody run! It's the only pedofile that's scarier than Freddy!
-everybody runs to a different room, except Sai-
Michael: Damn, there goes all the naughty little boys.
Sai: -still able to talk- help me, please
Michael: Yay, a naughty little boy! -walks toward Sai-
Sai: Crap.
With Spidey
Spidey: -in room with big T.V.s that show various parts of the hideout- Hello? Where is everybody? Wait, this is the room with all the cameras, which means I could be the guy that watches the killer get everybody else, then tries to leave, then gets killed...but I'm also the author and the main character, so it could go either way. I might even get reunited with the group, but get scared out of my mind... -hand grabs shoulder, causing him to jump- Ah! Oh, It's you thank God.
Sidney: Thank God your alive! -hugs-
Spidey: -hugs back- Thank God you're still naked!
Sidney: You're such a pervert.
Spidey: I know! Well, this is the end of the chapter. If there are any killers you want me to include, tell me so I can consider bringing them into the story, though Ghostface will not be present, since Sidney would kill him. Or tazer them, but that's even worse cause she tends to make that more painful than usual.
Sidney: I always aim for the happy place! -pulls out tazer-
Spidey: Review, or you'll never know what happened to everyone else.