Spidey: I'm back with awesomeness. We are still experiancing Michael Jackson related difficulties, but we'll find a way! Until then, we're passing the time with Super Smash Bros.
Sidney: I am the master of Zelda!
Spidey: I'm the Link Master.
-both violently press buttons till the game system explodes-
Spidey/Sidney: -drop controllers and stare in shock-
Spidey: Well, there goes the Gamecube. No more slacking off. We need a way for everyone to answer questions.
Sidney: I hope they're all OK, we haven't been able to contact them.
Spidey: More importantly, I hope the radios I gave them all so we could contact them in case of emergency are OK, I paid good money for those things.
Sidney: Wait, we could use the radios...in fact, we could have used them the whole time you freakin' idiot. Why didn't you use them earlier?
Spidey: I...um...er...look we have a review!
Snowzinger5
Hey Spidey, Lemme have five minutes with Freddy and he can see how powerful we Alien Space Bats are... Also I suggest,
Mask
Kai-Lo.
Spidey: Alien Space Bats? I'm calling the MIB! -call them- What do you mean you can't get here for five hours? -hangs up- Alright, you can have him. -puts walkie talkie to ear- Freddy, do you read me? Snowzinger is an Alien Space Bat, and wants to borrow you for five minutes. Over.
Pinhead: -voice speaks on radio- You can't have him, he's mine! Over.
Freddy: -on radio- No, not the Narusasu! That's the worst torture in existence!
Michael Jackson: -on radio- I hear the cries of a naughty little boy!
Pinhead: He's mine, do you hear me? MINE!
Michael Jackson: Wait, you mean that thing? Ew, even I wouldn't touch that. You can have it.
Spidey: -puts down walkie talkie- I guess that means no. But I will let in Kai-Lo, though if he pisses me off he's dead.
-Kai Lo appears-
Kai-Lo: Where the -vulgar term for sex- am I?
Spidey: You're in an ask fic, deal with it.
Kai-Lo: Damn it. Well from now on, I'm in charge. -pulls out gun- You, -points to Spidey- get me some food. You -points to Sidney- Dance erotically for my pleasure, and you -points to Hinata- jump up and down!
Spidey: Nobody does that to my girls! -goes into protective fanboy mode- Kiss my arse! -breaks gun, picks up Kai-Lo, and throws him out of the room- Oh, Michael, theres a naughty little boy here for you!
M. J. : Naughty little boy!
Spidey: -closes door-
Kai Lo: -on radio- What the -vulgar term for sex- are you? No, don't...-screams, then gets real quiet-
Spidey: I might let the Mask in later, but his cameo will also be brief. This is for Horror movie icons, though Hinata is still here because she's fun to hug. -hugs- Wait a minute, Hinata, how did you get in here?
Hinata: I don't know. I ran blindly around the hideout for a while and ended up here.
Spidey: Well, I'm glad you're here, now we just need to rescue the others...next question.
Skullblade
Sai: I have had a change of heart about you! MJ: -beats to a bloody pulp- That's for trying to molest little boys! Jason: -hanging- I'm interested to see the end. Micheal: No, because it was technically my fault... Freddy: -falls asleep- Hannibal: -kills random person and gives remains- Jigsaw: -sits next to him- If you try to kill me, you will be one fed up puppet. That, and I want to see the game! Ash: I'm already missing you.
Sai: -on radio- It's a bit late now that I've been paralized and all.
M. J. : -regenerates- The naughty little boy is tickling me.
Jason: -spray paints him till he's most colorful than most pinatas-
Spidey: Hmm, he must be trying to tell you something, since his only way of expressing himself since you took his voice is killing...
Michael: -on radio- I forgive you. Raibow Flower is still angry though. Over.
Freddy: -makes him have dreams about Naruto and Sasuke that aren't T- rated at all- That's the worst pairing yet.
Hannibal: -eats remains, then talks on radio- Thanks, but why does it taste suspiciously liked snake meat? Over.
Jigsaw: I'm not a puppet, I just use a puppet to hide my true identity. Damn you people who made "Scary Movie 4"! Sorry, but you have to play a little game before you can hang out down here, then you can join them. -points to Kakashi and Hannibal, who are playing Super Smash Bros Brawl on a Nintendo Wii-
Spidey: -talks into radio- Are you guys OK?
Kakashi: -on radio- This place isn't so bad. It even has a large amount of pictures of Wonder Woman, Supergirl, Batgirl, and Hawk Woman naked.
Spidey: So that's where Robin hid his porn. I knew he had a stash somewhere!
Ash: -on radio- Is that you Sword Noggin? I miss you too, but I'm kinda preoccupied hiding from Michael Jackson right now. Over.
Spidey: Well, as long as he doesn't find any crack, we might be able to contain him, and there is no crack in the hideout, though I always kinda suspected the Questioner had a stash somewhere.
M.J.: -finds crack- Whoa, that's some good stuff. -summons army of zombie and starts singin "Thriller"-
Spidey: -covers ears- That song sounded alot better when he was black and not high on crack. Hey that rhymed. Review, or the Alien Space Bats will take over the world, and I'm pretty sure that's a bad thing.