Spidey: I'm back, with randomness. Sidney, diclaim.
Sidney: He doesn't own any of the characters in this story except himself.
Spidey: Well said, now dance naked.
Sidney: -glares-
Spidey: Um...look, review!
Skullblade
Jigsaw: I was playing along. Don't think I don't see you behind me, old dying guy. Micheal: -walks away- Jason: This is fun. Freddy: I've seen worse. -throws him into a MJ, Orochimaru, and Voldemort lemon- Ash: -sprays with old people scent- That will keep him away from you. Sai: -heals and erases memories- Kakashi: Just so you know. I stole your book.
Jigsaw: Get out of here already...unless you want to play a game. In which case, would you like the "Up Yours" trap...I mean game, or the "Down Yours" game?
Michael: You dropped your pictures. -picks up- Hey what is the man with the huge eyebrows doing to the... -gets scarred for life- My eyes, they burn!
Jason: -grabs baseball bat and starts hitting Skullblade-
Spidey: -still trying to guess what it means- Um... you want a pinata? You want YamiKyubi? Wait, you want me to beat up Yamikyubi?
Jason: -smacks face with hand-
Freddy: -on radio- Yay, I'm free from Pinhead...what the -vulgar term for sexual intercourse-? I'll show you! -throws him into the Yaoi dimension-
Pinhead: You took my toy away! I'll take your woman! -abducts Sakura- She will learn to enjoy her suffering!
Sakura: Not the SasuHina!
Ash: -on radio- Thanks Sword Noggin, but he doesn't have a sense of smell, or even a nose for that matter.
M.J. : I hear the sound of a naughty little boy!
Ash: -runs-
Sai: -on radio- Where is this place? Who am I? Who the Hell are you people?
Kakashi: -on radio- What? Must...kill...Skullblade! -goes on mythical quest to kill Skullblade-
Spidey: Damn, now Hannibal's all alone with Jigsaw...I'll have to send Clarice down there. -calls Clarice on radio, and sends her down to be with Hannibal- Hey, I hear moaning and groaning...oh my gosh, the rumors are true! -turns off radio-
Snowzinger5
And we will control the world from But seriously...-grabs Kai-Lo by the back of his shirt- "I hate you Snowzinger! I sure hope your entrails rot in-" "Shut up before I toss you in front of Shermans March to the sea in 1864." "-whimpering pitifully- Yes Master." And Spidey...good job.
Spidey: From where? Well, you'll never find my hideout, which is totally not a spacestation orbiting the Earth that was formerly used by the the Justice League. -evil laugh- And thanks. If you were to take over the world, how would an author such as me please his new Space Bat overlords? Next question.
The Sacred and Profane
Ash, will you star in Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash and could you please kill them for good. Freddy, you've become annoying, did you know that? Jason, talk more in the movies buddy, okay? Hinata, why in the heck are you hanging around Spidey what about Naruto, eh?
Ash: Sam Rami said no to that cause he was a control freak, but I'll kill Freddy and Jason if you want. It would be a mercy for them not to be forced into more sequels.
Freddy: Your mom is annoying.
Jason:...
Hinata: He's like a brother to me...a weird perverted brother that watches me in the shower, but still a brother. And me and Naruto are engaged. -shows engagement ring- Spidey has yet to let him in this story. -pouts-
Spidey: I'll let Naruto in if you quit whining about it. Gosh.
-Naruto appears-
Naruto: Wear am I?
Hinata: Naruto!
Naruto: Hinata!
Hinata: Naruto!!
Naruto: Hinata!!
-sunset hug-
M.J.: Naughty little boy! -grabs Naruto and runs off-
Hinata: Naruto! Get your paws off my man you -vulger term for sexual intercourse- ing pedofile! -pulls out rocket launcher and chases Michael Jackson-
Spidey: Something tells me I won't be needing this Michael Jackson repellant much longer.
Hinata: -on radio- Suck this ass face!
M.J.: What are you gonna do? You're just a weak little girl!
Naruto: -runs- See you in hell Pedo-teme!
-start fighting for Naruto-
Spidey: Hmm, Hinata in "Protect Naruto-kun" mode, vs. Michael Jackson in "Crack Zombie" mode. -gets popcorn, and a lawn chair- This is gonna be good. Review, or Hinata may lose, and all hope will be lost. -turns back to fight- Yeah Hinata, you show that pedofile not to mess with angry kunoichi!