I'm back, with insanity! -laughs insanely- Ok, now that that's over, time for disclaimer. Ash...

Ash: -on radio- Spidey doesn't own anybody in this fic except for himself, and the alien space bats will own him soon if he doesn't quit being a wuss and fight already.

Spidey: I'm not a wuss, I believe whole heartedly that they are underestimating the people of Earth, and if they go anywhere near Hinata or Sidney, they'll learn all about my Uber Powerful Protective Fanboy Mode. However, if I do lend them my base I can...-whispers in Ash's ear-

Ash:-grins- Sorry I doubted you red, your crazier than I am.

Spidey: Thank you, now for the first review.

Snowzinger5

We Space Bast will rule the world from your little space station. And also I want you to allow me to send 99 samurais in. Just to mix it up.

Spidey: -eyes shift- What space station? I don't know of any space station. If I did hypothetically own a space station, you'd have to take over the Earth before I let you have it. And these Samurai will have to pass an inspection first, to make sure they are worthy of the name before they come to my hypothetical space station. Right Jack?

Samurai Jack: -pulls out sword- If they are Samurai, they shall pass my test. If not...-notices Alien Space Bats- Alien Space Bats? They must be with Aku! -charges at Alien Space Bats-

Spidey: I also suggest you guys watch "Independance Day" and "War of the Worlds" before attacking my planet. You might get ideas. Next Question.

Skullblade

Jigsaw: I'll do what I want. I'd prefer watching. Would YOU like to play a game? Micheal: -pulls out Men In Black Flasher- Do not ask. Jason: I'm curious. -gives voice back- Freddy: Eh. I've got nothing against gay. Ash: True. -gives an anti-Jackson chainsaw- Sai: -gives specific memories back- Kakashi: Don't worry. I was protecting it incase anything happened to you. Pinhead: Ever see Protective Fangirl/boy/boyfriend/girlfriend Mode? Spidey: I have a person for you! -throws in a stick-figure-like, weird haired guy- His name is Johnny C. You may call him Nny. And what do you think of Dumbledore's new revelation? Hinata: I have something to help you. -holds up a red Pokeball, and a Blue Pokeball- Do you want the red pill, or the blue pill?

Jigsaw: Sure, what kind of game? Oh, and the dying old guy is also a puppet to hide my identity.

Michael: Ask what? I don't remember anything between that flash just now and me picking up this picture...-accidentally looks at picture and gets scarred for life- Ah, get this thing away, I don't want Rainbow Flower to see it! -covers eyes and hands picture-

Jason: -keeps hitting him with bat-

Spidey: Um, you want candy? You want Mexican food? You want Mexicans?

Jason: -hits Skull in the nose-

Spidey: -finally gets it- The only way to kill Michael Jackson is to be in Uber Powerful Protective Fanboy mode, and to attack his nose!

Jason: -stops hitting Skull, and nods-

Spidey: Wait, that means that Hinata's in danger...Hinata!!! -goes into Uber Powerful Protective Fanboy mode-

Freddy: I give up, somebody else go torture him. I'm gonna go enjoy my new freedom from Pinhead. -lights go out and Freddy wakes up in bathroom trap- I'm starting to hate this story.

Jigsaw's voice: I'd like to play a game.

Ash: Thanks, but someone else needs it more than I do. -gives chainsaw to Hinata-

Kakashi: But I already tricked you into drinking that anti-author poison. Must...save...Skullblade! -goes on mythical quest to save Skullblade-

Sai: Thank you nice person who would never send me to a fic where he expects me to die! -hugs Skull- From now on, I shall draw Yuri for you. -draws Skullblade the most arousing fan art ever created- Take it, it's yours!

Pinhead: I am more powerful than Protective fanboy mode, and I know for a fact that Hinata needs to be in danger for you to go into Overprotective Fanboy mode!

Spidey: Baka, he also has an Overprotective Boyfriend mode.

Pinhead: Crap.

Nny: Where am I? I will kill you all for not accepting me, cause I know your not gonna accept me!

Spidey: Dude, you're surrounded by a killers, many of whom are undead. You are not much of a freak here.

Nny: You called me a freak, you will die now! -charges at Spidey-

Spidey: Come get some! Randomn no Jutsu! -bucket of crap falls on Nny's head-

Nny: What the heck? Why can't I breath? Why is everything so dark? Why does it taste like shi...

Spidey: -knocks him out- I kinda knew he'd show up, but I expected S&P to send him over. I don't know much about Nny, so he'll be more OOC than the rest. Still want me to have him? Why do you always send me the weird ones? And what is Dumbledores new revelation? How can he make a revelation when he's dead?

Hinata: -still fighting Michael Jackson- Red please. And could you get me a cinnamin roll? Fighting for hours upon end just makes me hungry.

Spidey: I would have brought some if I'd know she was gonna be here. Next question:

The Sacred and Profane

Great job as usual. Here's more questions: Ash, what do you think of Bruce Campbell? And this one's for Spidey: I thought you were a Selphie fanboy? What happened to her, eh?

Ash: He's got good looks, but he's just not handsome enough to play me.

Spidey: It doesn't really matter since I don't have a chance with either. Hinata is with Naruto, and Selphie will be with Zell if I get a say in it. Zelphie forever!

Sidney: And he doesn't have much of a chance with me either.

Spidey: I'd argue that she obviously likes me, but I've got to go do something rather important, like saving my fanboyish obsession from a crazy, crack high pedofile. -runs down the hall to where Hinata and M.J. are fighting-

Meanwhile, somewhere else.

Hinata: -uses 999 Palms on M.J., and stops all his chakra points-

M.J. : -falls on the ground, seems to be dead-

Hinata: -tired from doing impossible technique- Yay, I won.

M.J.: -gets up- Nothing can kill me you unnaughty litttle girl. -throws punch at Hinata-

Spidey: -catches fist- It's not nice to hit a lady. Naruto, nail this -vulgar term for female dog- .

-boss music from FF8 starts playing-

Naruto: -has Nine Tails out- Rasengan! -hits M.J. in the face with Rasengan-

Spidey: Bane of Saruman! -does technique from Return of the King-

M.J.: -nose is destroyed- But, I'm Michael Jackson...-melts-

Spidey: You were. I bet noone gets what game that last line was a homage to. Now we can face the true threat: Alien Space Bats! Review or I won't be able to tell Orochimaru what happened to his dad.

-Orochimaru appears-

Orochimaru: Father, stop! This is wrong! Hey where did father go?

Spidey: He...um...mysteriously disappeared. Oh, and since this is a horror character ask fic, I'm gonna have to add more horror characters to balance out the large amount of nonhorror cameos. So with Boiler Plate, Hinata, Anko, Kai-Lo, Naruto, Orochimaru, and Nny, that makes seven cameos...so I'll just add a few more characters. Please welcome Leatherface (Hannibal will have to share his meals), Frank from Hellraiser (people forget he was the killer in the first movie), Shawn from Shawn of The Dead (that'll attract the fangirls) Count Dracula (the original of course), and the Frankenstein monster. Review, or I'll have to send them all away.

-goes off to greet newcomers-