I'm back, without Michael Jackson! Now if I could just get the little people to clean up that puddle... I mean come on, he's dead and not coming back.

Little Person: I saw it move.

Spidey: -rolls eyes- Fine, I'll do it. -goes toward puddle with a mop- This isn't so scary.

-bubbles form in puddle, then pop-

Spidey: -screams like a little girl and jumps into Sidney's arms-

Little Person: I told you it was scary. -also jumps into Sidney's arms-

Spidey: Hey, there's only room here for one of us pal!

Sidney: You're right! -drops Spidey-

Spidey: But...but...

Sidney: Sorry Spidey, but he's just adorable, look at those little eyes!

Little Person: -gives puppy dog eyes-

Sidney: Aw. -turns away from Spidey-

Little Person: -sticks tounge out at Spidey-

Spidey: -sticks tounge out at little person-

-both make faces at eachother behind Sidney's back-

Sidney: Well, Spidey's busy being immature, and the little guy is busy being adorable, so I guess I'm in charge. Here's our first review:

Skullblade

Jigsaw: Your game. -snaps fingers- You are now in a bathroom. You AND your puppets. I feel like I'm talking to Sasori... Micheal: -hides picture in pocket- Jason: So that's it. Freddy: -watches on Jigsaw TV- Great progamming JTV! Ash: Ah. Do you want me to bring Linda back to life? But if you cheat on Anko, I will rip out your intestines, make you eat them, then rip them out again and strangle you with them. Kakashi: I'm immune to all poisons! Sai: -looks at picture- You are my 5th student now. Pinhead: -drags Pinhead to an unimaginable, horror-filled world- Have fun in Teletubbie Land! Nny: -lets Nny breath- I like you. Don't die that pathetically. Hinata: Random no Jutsu! Leatherface: Ugly man. Dracula: Die bloodsucker! -throws Van Hellsing at him- Frankenstein: You're not a monster! -hugs- Spidey: DD was "special friends" with GG.

Jigsaw: Yay, game! -is done with game in two seconds- Damn, still couldn't beat Hannibal's record. And you should try talking to Mary-Shaw, then you'll really get confused.

Michael: -still covering eyes- Is it gone now?

Jason: -nods head, then grabs Skull by the throat-

Spidey: Um...you want your voice back so you can answer questions?

Jason: -nods-

Spidey: I'm getting good at this.

Freddy: I'm on t.v.? Help! I can't figure out what he wants me to do!!! Somebody please tell me what I'm supposed to do.

Ash: Um, no thanks, but you could get her soul out of Hell for me. I'd do it myself, but I don't have author powers.

Kakashi: Actually, the Sugar Demon did some experiments on you, and came up with a poison to kill you for no reason what soever. This poison later came into the hands of Mary Sue. There is a cure, but it's kinda hard to find. The poison is very slow acting, but eventually it'll start to kill you. The first symptom is explosive diahrea.

Sai: Yay! Maybe I'll surpass Spidey soon.

Spidey: Well, now you have three student...wait, 5th? I thought me and Tobi were your only students! -gets hurt look-

Meanwhile, in Teletubby Land

Pinhead: Oh my gosh, I'm back in hell already? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Teletubby: Why are you yelling? Do you need a hug?

Pinhead: Die you little freak! -impales teletuby with chain-

Teletubby: -heals- Somebody's been a bad boy, he needs some cheering up!

-other teletubies appear-

Pinhead: -screams in anguish- Alright, you can have her back! Just get me away from this messed up place!

Back with Spidey

Nny: You saved me! -hugs- Now I'm going to kill something so I can get blood! -looks a Spidey- You die now! -charges-

Spidey: Well, I guess you have to learn the hard way; Randomn no jutsu!

Nny: -gets explosive diahrea-

Spidey: Randomn no Jutsu Tres Veces!

Nny: -pisses pants, then vomits, then a piano falls on him- Spidey worse than the Thing. -loses conciousness-

Spidey: Anybody else want some! -looks around-

Everyone except Spidey: No!!!

Spidey: Good.

Hinata: -boobs get bigger- Hey thanks...but Spidey copywrited that jutsu, you need his permision to use it! You can't just...

Spidey: -looks at boobs, then nods approvingly- You have my permission, though you might want me to help you practice it. Within a week, you will be a master of Randomn no Jutsu.

Naruto: I also thank you! -picks up Hinata and carries her into closet- Dattebayo!

Leatherface: -cries in corner-

Spidey: Skull, be nice to the retard.

Dracula: -dodges Van Helsing- I am the master of evil, non of his weapons hurt me anyway. The only thing that can hurt me is a -car honk-!

Van Helsing: -stabs with stakes, throws holy water on, shoots with silver bullets, and even sprays with garlic- How should I kill it sir? -looks at Skullblade-

Spidey: You killed him in the book by stabbing him with a bow...-car honk-

Frankenstein: Friend! -hugs back-

Spidey: If you want to keep him, then you're going to have to feed him, play with him, and clean up after him, OK?

Frankenstein: -gives Skullblade puppy dog eyes- Friend?

Spidey: Oh that? It was an interesting twist, but I knew Dumbledore wasn't a muggle hater...oh, THAT's what you mean? You've been reading "The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore" haven't you? How dare that -female dog- Rita Skeeter tarnish his good name! -gets really angry and says bad words in languages he doesn't even speak- And furthermore, -says badwords in languages that most people don't know exist- Sorry you had to hear that, but I had to get it off my chest. Next Question:

Krystal

Ash: Ash your one cool cat! Frank: -Runs and jump-kicks him in the face- That's for skinning Kirsty's dad, you sick BEEP! Freddy: -Gasps, and teleports to save Freddy- This isn't your day Fred, is it? Oh btw, name's Krystal. I'm also here to save you! -Suddenly, blushes a bit- if ya want me too..

Ash: I know.

Frank: -shifts eyes- I don't know what you're talking about, it was...um...a horrible accident.

Spidey: You accidentally wore his skin?

Frank: I said horrible accident!

Freddy: Thank You! -hugs Krystal- You are now the second person on my "Do not kill" list! -puts name on list-

Spidey: Am I on the list?

Freddy: NO!!! If I had the ability to kill you, I would!

Spidey: Well you don't. Next question:

Snowzinger5

Do you possibly think you can take every Alien Space Bat on? Dude...I could turn that entire place into a pumpkin and then ISOT(Thats speak for teleport) it right in front of Borg Cube. We are the alterers of reality! MUHAHHAHHAHA! Id like to see earth take us on...

Spidey: I'd give my responce to that, but I think Ash can say it better:

Ash: Come get some E.T.!

Spidey: Said like a true hero. Oh, and I'm an author, so I have just as much reality bending power as you do. Plus, I count that as a threat to Hinata, Sidney, and Selphie, so...-goes into new level of Uber Powerful Protective Fanboy Mode- Random No Jutsu! -turns Alien Space Bats' home world and all of their space crafts into Jackolanterns- I'd give a one liner, but that's Ash's department...

Ash: Happy Halloween bat breath!

Spidey: -laughs at one-liner- Well, I'm gonna put up the anti-spacebat shields so they can't bend reality around my ship, or the Earth for that matter. While I'm doing that, please review.