Spidey: I'm back, with hot sauce! It's not as hot as that hot sauce I put on my spagetti last chapter though.

Sidney: He's still sad about the hot sauce, so I'll have to disclaim: he doesn't own anything in this story except the story itself...and the space station.

Spidey: Well that changes now!

-Spidey's OC, named Danny Deaver appears-

Danny: Where the -vulgar term for sexual intercourse- am I?

Spidey: You are in my ask fic.

Danny: I demand to leave your story at once! I was just about to get my revenge on -car honk- And Ash's Army of Ass-kickin' buddies. I will not be in your pathetic fanfiction!

Spidey: Well, technically you're an OC I created, so you don't have much of a choice.

Danny: I'm an OC? NOOOOOOOOOOOO...-this goes on for a while-...OO! -collapses from lack of air-

Spidey: Yes. Now for the first question:

Skullblade

Jigsaw: -revives- I like seeing the suffering you bring people. And I want that hot sauce. Micheal: How do you remember the flashy thing? Jason: -hums Star Wars theme- Freddy: You're pretty much a spirit, right? -throws into Shaman King world- Ash: Oh. Well, I put Linda in heaven. Kakashi: That's okay. -uses Random no Jutsu on Spidey- Sai: You won't die! You'll be immortal! Pinhead: Such a waste. -throws him to a sewing class- Nny: -gives him a sense of purpose- Now, go kill those people that stole your brain frezzie! Hinata: I actually managed to change the Hyuuga clan? I did it before Naruto! Spidey: It can't be taught, only earned. Leatherface: It's not that I don't like people with mental handicaps, just people who rip off other people's faces and use them for masks. And I like making people cry. Dracula: I'm your son? I had a awesome father! -revives him in occult ritual- Does this mean I'm a vampire? Frankenstein: It's been marked by the previous ocupant. Where is Jiraiya anyway? Spidey: -Gremlins music starts playing- ... You feed them something, didn't you? Just for that, you must be punished. -throws the Jutsu Force into space station- By the way, I have some excellent friends who want to make cameos. They can play air guitar! And they're friends with the Grim Reaper!

Jigsaw: I still hate you. -turns around and crosses arms childishly-

Michael: Rainbow Flower told me about it. Unicorns are immune to neuralizers.

Jason: What the heck? -continues hitting with baseball bat-

Meanwhile, in the world of Shaman King

Yoh's wife: -chasing Freddy- I will capture this spirit and force it to do my bidding!

Freddy: -running from her- Krystal will save me! But what if she doesn't review again? Crap, why couldn't he send me to the world of "Fruits Basket", or "Sailor Moon"? No, he has to send me to a world of people who can actually fight!

Back with Spidey

Ash: Does this mean she isn't a deadite anymore? Cause I was getting tired of hacking her to pieces.

Kakashi: But Spidey didn't know about the Hot Sauce!

Spidey: -Jutsu is reflected back at Skull by unknown means- Did you think you could hurt me with my own jutsu? Cause I can hurt you with it! Random no Jutsu! -Skull is forced to read an entire Gai/Orochi/Voldemort/Michael Jackson/Freddy/Jason doujini-

Sai: But then everyone I know and love will die of old age without me.

Pinhead: -starts sewing while still singing the teletuby theme-

Spidey: I know, he was the main antagonist in my story "Ash's Army 2: The Promised One"!

Nny: Yay, purpose! I already killed those people, but I've got a new life's purpose: killing Spidey3000! -charges at Spidey with knife-

Spidey: -sighs- You never learn. -stops Nny in mid-charge with a kick to the groin-

Nny: -falls on the ground and gets in feedle positon-

Hinata: You did? Sweet. Now get me some cinnamin rolls!

Spidey: Please do what she says before she goes homicidal. And I already earned it right after the last chapter! Perverted No Jutsu! -Hinata suddenly becomes really...excited-

Hinata: -grabs Naruto and runs back into closet-

Leatherface: -cuts off Skullblades face and makes it into a mask-

Dracula: Actually, you're a dhampire, but that's even cooler. -hugs Skullblade- I wish I could have been there to name you! I would have picked something cool like Alucard, or Dee Dee, instead of -car honk- Oh well, I guess I'll just have to use one of those names on my next son. Well, lets go play catch...-falls on the ground- You idiot, you forgot to take out the bowie...-dies-

Spidey: Sorry you lost your dad...again.

Frankenstein: Me no like Jiraiya. Frankenstein smash Jiraiya! Who's Jiraiya?

Spidey: He wrote this. -hands him Icha Icha Paradise-

Frankenstein: Me research enemy! -slowly starts to open book-

Spidey: You might want to stop him before he gets scarred for life. And Jiraiya's in there. -points to trapdoor- He says he's doing research.

Jutsu Force: We are the Jutsu...-get brutally slaughtered by Danny-

Danny: -drains their souls- Mmm, soul energy. -notices everyone staring at him in horror- I hate people in jumpsuits.

Spidey: I knew I created you for a reason. -turns back to Skullblade- Sorry about your OC's, but Danny's a bit unpredictable since I didn't to provide him with a set of morals, or clear intentions. Or even a backstory for that matter. Anyway, I didn't feed them after midnight, it was all Sidney's fault. She's the one that caved in to the freakin' puppy dog eyes.

Sidney: But they were so cute...

Spidey: Well , but look how he turned out!

Sidney: -gets extremely pissed look in eyes-

Spidey: I'm sorry Sidney, I didn't mean to say that, it was an accident. Please don't hurt me...-screams in pain-

Sidney: -while hurting Spidey- Next question:

The Sacred and Profane

Freddy, how does it feel to have Evil Dead refrences in your first movie? Ash, why did you say workshed weird that one time? Jason, how could you be beaten by Corey Feldman?

Freddy: Well my glove was in Ash's second movie, though it didn't have the desired affect of causing people to talk about me so I could kill them in their dreams.

Ash: What the hell kind of workshed has a razor bladed glove hanging on the wall?

Jason: I don't remember this Corey person. Then again, I probably didn't even know his name.

Spidey: S&P, I'm suprised you haven't asked Dracula anything, being the VHD fan you are.

Dracula: What's VHD?

Spidey: Er...nothing. Next question:

Krystal

Sidney: Here, -Gives her 6 pepper sprays- You can use it on Ghostface if he starts attacking you again. Frank: That's bulls! -Eyes flare-up with anger, hisses- Freddy: -Sighs heavily at Skullblade, teleports to Shaman King world- Thanks for putting me on the "Do not kill" list. For that, I'll give you two special gifts, -Gives him a Golden-box of rainbow-chip cookies, and a sliver & gold friendship necklace- I really like to be your friend, because I really don’t have that many…f-f-friends. But if you don’t want to be friends with me, I’ll just leave the Shaman King world by teleporting.

Sidney: Thanks, but I might end up using it on Spidey first. I've got something else planned for Ghostface! -pulls out lightsaber-

Frank: -backs away- Um...look it's Kristy's dad! -runs-

Freddy: -hugs Krystal- I'll be your friend! And thanks for the cookies.

Spidey: Aw, Freddy's got a soft side.

Freddy: I do not! -blushes-

Hinata/Sidney/Clarice: Aw, how cute.

Freddy: Shut up! -eats cookies and puts on necklace- Even if I was, it's not like you could prove it!

Spidey: -grins- I guess not. But I've got plenty of evidence to suggest this, and I'm not afraid to put it on YouTube. -shows him video of his hug with Krystal on YouTube-

Freddy: -stares in horror-

Spidey: But I won't because I can't remember my damned YouTube password. I will send it to S&P though. Maybe Skullblade if he asks nicely. -reaches for button on cellphone-

Freddy: No!!! How could you Spidey? How could you?!

Spidey: Just kidding, I haven't sent it yet. Review, and you'll get a copy of this video.

Freddy: Must...kill...Spidey!