Spidey: I'd like to ask all anonymous reveiwers to give only one review per chapter, since I could easily turn off anonymous reviews. I will only post one of your reviews in the chapter. The person who I'm talking about knows who they are. That's all the bitching I'm gonna do today. Now for the first question:
Evil Spirit
Freddy: -Inside black tower, speaks telepathy to Freddy- You have to fight me if wanna have your little friend/or girlfriend back. But for now, I’m going to have a little FUN with her…-Chuckles evil- Krystal, dance erotic for me… Krystal- “Err…sorry buddy. But I’m some kind of erotic female dancer-†evil spirit- -Enrage- “Dance erotic for me! Or else ...†â€"Shows Krystal a picture of Freddy, then suddenly rips it in half- “That’ll be him if you don’t dance for me!†Krystal- -Tears flow slowly in sadness/hatred- “F…fine, I’ll dance, just don’t hurt my friend…!†Evil spirit- -Smiles evilly- “that’s a good girl. NOW DANCE!†â€"Cracks a whip at Krystal, and laughs insanely- Krystal- -Starts dancing erotic, sends a telepathic cry to Freddy- “Krueger help me! I…I…need you!â€
Spidey: Don't worry Krystal, he'll be there as soon as he can. He won't make any delays...except for necessary ones...
-meanwhile, at an unnamed McDonalds-
Freddy: -pulls up to drive through window- Yeah I'll have two Double cheeseburger meals, with fries, and for drinks, rootbeer for Squall, and Dr. Pepper for Cloud.
Cloud: I told you I wanted chicken nuggets.
Freddy: Oh, sorry, make that one Double cheeseburger meal, and some chicken nuggets for blondy here.
Speaker: Um...sorry, we're out of chicken nuggets, would you like a cheeseburger instead?
Cloud: NO! I want Chicken Nuggets!!! -pulls out sword-
Squall: They don't have any idiot!
Cloud: YOU WANNA RUMBLE?!
Squall: Bring it! -both start fighting-
Freddy: Both of you shut up! -turns back to speaker- On second though, I'll have two kids meals for the two big babies in the back seat.
Speaker: Um...OK. Please pull up to the window to pay.
Freddy: -drives up to window, grabs food, then realizes he doesn't have any money- Shit! -grabs food and drives off-
Back with Spidey
Spidey: Um...he'll get there eventually. Next question:
My Destiny My Future
Great and very interesting story so far! Keep up the good work! To the questions. Freddy: Is Christmas your favorite holiday? Jigsaw: Do you think Jason can kill you after one push? Michael:Are you emo and did you steal Orochimaru's illgegal ninjutsu? Orochimaru: Are you aware that Michael and Freddy stole your files on illegal ninjutsu? Spidey: Does Ash eat Pecan Pie?
Freddy: -on radio- Christmas is the only time I was happy as a child! -cries-
Jigsaw: Like I'd get killed by that sinful mama's boy!
Jason: -punches Jigsaw-
Jigsaw: My final game has begun! -dies-
Spidey: Those were some encouraging last words.
Michael: No, and no. I don't wanna go anywhere near that Michael Jackson look alike!
Orochimaru: What?! Kill Michael Myers! And Freddy! Where are those bastards?
Michael: -hides behind Orochimaru-
Meanwhile, right outside the Dark Fortress
Freddy: My "some one is trying to kill me" senses are tingling.
Squall: It's probably just gas.
Back with Spidey
Spidey: I don't know.
Ash: Did someone mention pie? I want some! -gets insane, greedy look in eyes-
Spidey: I guess he does like pecan pie...
Ash: Pecan? Gross, who eats that crap? I prefer apple, or chocolate pie.
Spidey: Thanks for the review! Next question:
The Sacred and Profane
Ash, what are your goals in life now? Have you told your parents about Cheryl being dead? Dracula, who would win between you and Frankenstien's monster?
Ash: I want to get married, get a job, and tell my parents about Cheryl. They still think she jumped the border for Mexico with that jerk friend of mine named Scott who also went missing. You don't want to know what they think happened to Linda and Scott's girlfriend.
Spidey: -summons Dracula's soul with non occult ritual- Drac, I wouldn't answer that if I were you...
Dracula: I would never fight Frankenstein! He's my son's friend...
Spidey: -sighs with relief-
Dracula:...but if we did fight, I'd kick his arse!
Frankenstein: -grabs lazer thing from Ghostbusters, and shoots Dracula with it-
Dracula: Oh shi... -gets trapped in ghost container-
Spidey: Well, I warned him. Why does this always happen when you ask "Who would win?" questions? Oh well, next question:
Skullblade:
Jigsaw: I'm a fan of your work. Beware Amanda. Micheal: No, just their ability to remember everything. Jason: I just felt like pulling out a lightsaber. Can you pleas stop? It's very distracting. Freddy: -comes back- Well, now I'm . -throws him back- Ash: Housewares? Leatherface: -regrows arm- You go with Freddy. -throws him to Shaman King world- Kakashi: But I'm not a ninja. Sai: Fine. You'll die at the age of 98. Dracula: How are you the king of darkness? -revives again- Van Helsing: Kill him, and you will be castrated with a rusty kunai. Frankenstein: -thinking- How am I having flashbacks with everything else in slow motion? Spidey: You mean Gizmo? And I have a cheap way to clear the hideout of Gremlins. I'll call Zetsu. Danny: Slade? It seems like he'd be older than you...
Ghost of Jigsaw: Well, I'm dead now, so I can't work anymore. Would somebody please break this chain already? I don't care where I go, I just want out! Where's that darned shinigami?
Michael: You dissing their ability to remember everything?! -pulls out rocket launcher-
Jason: -still hitting Skullblade- Stop what?
Ash: That's where S-Mart keeps their illegal firearms, explosives, flamethrowers and that stuff till they get them legalized. Then when said weapons are legalized, then they get moved to the sports aisle (spelling please). Like I always say, "Shoot smart, S-Mart!"
Freddy: -in the world of Shamen King already-
Meanwhile, in the world of Shamen King
Leatherface: -decapitates semi-concious Anna-
Yoh: You killed my wife, you die now! -charges Leatherface-
Leatherface: -laughs at Yoh-
Yoh: -kicks the living shit out of Leatherface-
Back with Spidey
Spidey: Never under estimate a Shamen!
Kakashi: I know that, I've only been in your Ask fic since the very beginning baka!
Sai: Will I get laid by that time?
Dracula: By killing lots and lots of people, starting with everyone who served the Sultan, then I killed said Sultan, then everyone that said my wife was gonna go to hell cause she killed herself, and that's just before I became a vampire.
Van Helsing: -only hears "Kill Him"- Yes master! -charges at Dracula with bowie knife-
Dracula: Oh no you don't! -dodges bowie knife, then drains Van Helsing- I never fall for the same trick three times in a row!
Van Helsing: Ah fu...-dies from bloodloss-
Dracula: -stabs him in heart with bowie knife- I AM THE KING OF DARKNESS! -falls into coma cause Frankenstein has his soul-
Frankenstein: -stops opening book, and smiles at Skullblade, causing even more guilt induced flashbacks-
Spidey: I kinda cast "Slow" on him several times so you'd have time to make your conflicting decision. You know if he reads that he'll probably end up hating you for the rest of your life, right? And Gizmo died years ago, this is his son, Shizmo. -holds up adorable Mogwai- And I'm saving that for a last resort. I need to find out where aboard the hideout they're hiding, then we'll sick Zetsu and Hannibal on him. We'll just tell them that Gremling meat is delicious. Yum!
Danny: -castrates Skull- I'm older than I look, I just age gracefully because I'm a C...
Spidey: If you give that away I'll bitch slap you back to Osama!
Danny: C...So cool?
Spidey: If only that were true... Now I guess I'll have to end this chapter here.
Sidney: Review, or Drac's soul will be trapped forever in a tiny container without Tivo.
In container
Dracula: What do you mean there's no Tivo? -falls to knees- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!