Spidey: I don't own anything in this except Danny and the story itself...and me of course.

Danny: You don't own me!

Spidey: Yes I do.

Danny: Damn.

Spidey: First question:

Skullblade

Jigsaw: Oh. Well... I'm your replacement! Micheal: -dodges rockets- Jason: Hitting me. Stop before I doesn't I won't regret. Ash: ...I'm shopping at S-mart now. Anna: -revives- I won't let you die. The spirits have enough trouble with you when your alive. Yoh: Go Yoh! Skullblade: ...but I want to be like one. You didn't let me finish my sentence. Sai: Yes. Many times. Van Helsing: -revives- Sorry Rose. -pulls out rusty kunai- Dracula: -frees from Ghostbuster vaccuum thing- Want to help me kill Helsing? Frankenstein: What is this feeling in my heart? Guilt? Or gas? Danny: -heals- You die now. -throws him next to Van- Spidey: The gremlins are in the hot springs I built without your knowledge. Hinata and Sakura like the hot springs... Oh ! Sakura and Hinata! -runs as fast as reality will allow- Dracula: No Tivo! I will save you! -starts messing with device- Just so you know, I got an F in mechanics.

Jason: Oh, I though you were enjoying that, sorry. -stops hitting him- Anything I can do to make it up to you?

Ash: Technically the weapons are underneath the housewares eisle, but you won't be able to find them unless you read Evil Dead 4: Final Wars.

Spidey: I took care of that little problem. -holds up soul container, with Anna's soul inside- Yoh will hopefully find another less abusive woman in his life. -shoots Anna's comatose body, then re-dismembers it to make it look like Leatherface did it- Now he has to give up on her!

Yoh: -kicks LF's unconcious body and walks away- I guess Anna's dead now. Oh well, she was cheating on me anyway.

Sai: How about a harem fic?

Van Helsing: Rose is now avenged, and Dracula still lives. I will go die a conveniant death now master. -jumps out of airlock- I'm coming Jesus! Wait this is suicide! Ah shi...-starts to suffocate-

Dracula: I think I'll just leave him to die a horrible death in the vacuum.

Frankenstein: -slows down even more due to illiteracy and another spell cast by spidey-

Spidey: It's actually both gas and guilt. Actually, you don't really feel gas in your heart, so it's gotta be guilt. However, if you have a similar feeling in your butt, it's gas. Yay, I finally put a fart joke in this!

Danny: What did I do?

Spidey: Shit! That means that there are probably millions of them! Hinata, Sakura, and Sidney could all be down there! -goes into Uber Powerful Protective Fanboy Mode- And I knew about the hotsprings, I go there to watch Hinata and Sidney naked, but we'll discuss this later. At the moment, we must fight together! -runs with Skullblade to the hotsprings- Random No Jutsu Cien Veces!

-jutsu causes chaos among the gremlings while Skull and Spidey attack-

Hannibal: Well, it's gonna take a while to kill all those gremlings, so I'm once again the most competant person here...

Danny: Back off old man! I'm an OC that Spidey created, and am thus technically a part of his mind, thus making me host for now.

Hannibal: Touche, then host.

Danny: Wise choice gezer... now what do I do?

Hannibal: Say next question.

Danny: Next question!

Krystal

Spidey: "I'd like to ask all anonymous reveiwers to give only one review per chapter, since I could easily turn off anonymous reviews. I will only post one of your reviews in the chapter. The person who I'm talking about knows who they are. That's all the I'm gonna do today." Spidey, I'm sorry I won't do agian next time. Ps: Oh, by the way, people review on the "Ask Ash" story. "GuesWho" "The Sacred and Profane" From: Krystal aka "evil spirit"

Spidey: Apology excepted. And S&P reviewed both stories!

Freddy: -returns-

Spidey: What ever happened to the Evil Spirit?

Freddy: He is currently experiencing an Orochi/Voldemort/MJ/Jason/Pinhead/Evil Spirit Lemon over and over again. His minions work for me now. -laughs evilly-

Spidey: Remind me never to piss you off again. I hope you taped the fight, but didn't tape the lemon.

Freddy: -hands tape- This goes all the way up to the part where I entered his dreams.

Spidey: Sweet. -watches tape- Next Question:

My Destiny My Future

Time to question these peeps! Ash:Is Cheryl in your house? Freddy:Can you please take off that fedora! It's been on your head for 23 years! Dracula:What would do say if the Wolfman got into your apartment? Frankenstein:Did your Monster survive from that suicidal jump in the original book? Jason:If Bill Gates doesn't drink would you still kill him? Spidey:What weapon did you use to capture all of these monsters!? Naruto:Are you still scared that the 4th Hokage is the Akatsuki Leader?

Ash: Um, her body is kinda missing...in fact, I'm pretty sure it's running around yelling "I will swallow your soul," and "Dead by dawn," over and over again somewhere. Hopefully she got caught out in the sun, but I kinda doubt it.

Freddy: What's a fedora?

Dracula: I'd say "Wuzz up, dog? I hope your not still using your powers to hunt vampires!" I miss the good old days when he was one of us. -sighs-

Frankenstein: -stares at MDMF in confusion-

Spidey: No, he didn't. And he is the monster, not the scientist, although some might say Dr. Frankenstein is the real monster.

Jason: That depends; has this Bill Gates person ever been to Crystal Lake?

Spidey: I used Author powers! You have to be an author to have them, though in Ask fics you also have limited reviewer powers.

Naruto: Actually, -XXWARNING S-CLASS SPOILER ALERTXX-Nagato is the Akatsuki leader,-XXEND OF S-CLASS SPOILER- ...as has been revealed in the manga.

Spidey: Wait, how did you know that?

Naruto: I read Skullblade's manga.

Spidey: OK, Skull's not gonna be happy about that. Next question:

The Sacred And Profane

Kakashi, are you going to beat Itachi? Ash, what's up with your next adventure? Dracula, who's the best person to play you in a movie?

Kakashi: If I can get to him before Sasuke or Naruto, then I'll give it a shot.

Ash: -on honeymoon with Anko-

Spidey: The wedding was on Halloween. Don't worry, you can always travel back in time to the wedding like I did, or am going to eventually.

Ash: But you were there! You were the best man!

Spidey: I had too much homework that night, and the time machine was almost finished, so don't give me grief!

Dracula: They put me in movies? Without me asking?! -in eery voice- They shall here from my attorney. Come my children of the night!

-vampire law ninja's appear- Tonight, we feast, on blood...and then we sue some people. -flies away, with law ninja-

Thief: Hey, those are my Law Ninja! They serve me, and only me, as mentioned in the contract! -pulls out contract-

Dracula: I checked the contract, and it was for the rest of their lives. Now the ninja are now the walking dead.

Spidey: Well, Thief, I guess you're intellect is no match for a several thousand year old vampire.

Thief: -grumbles-

Spidey: I guess the chapter is now over. Review, or face the wrath of the Law Ninja!

Law Ninja: -get in Charle's Angels pose-