Spidey: Today we honor a great story that has been lost, the fic that inspired this one: "Ask the Ninjas" by Skullblade! Unfortuanately, all great things must get caught by the administration eventually. It was where I ripped off...er...borrowed many of the reaccuring jokes from this, such as the closet thing. Well, enough morning, we have a chapter to get to!

Tobi: Spidey doesn't own anything, except his dignity...

Spidey: -digging through trash- What was that? I didn't hear you.

Sidney: He seems to have lost that as well...

Tobi: Tobi is a good boy!

Spidey: Funny thing is, Skullblade is the first reviewer, and he wrote Ask The Ninjas:

Skullblade

Spidey: Product Endorsement! YOSH! Tobi: Tobi is a good boy. Ryumura: Well, you are my first OC, so I guess I'll ask you stuff. Who is your second love, after Rukia. And for god's sake, keep Rukia away from the sake. Rukia: You have anger issues. Hana: You're evil! EVIL! Ash: Umm... Ryuk can't be hurt from earthly means. Ryuk:... just for that, you have to spend an hour with Misa-Misa. -throws him into Misa's bedroom- And Spidey, I don't feel like counting my cousins. Sai: Trust me, you don't want me writing Lemons. Ryuk: Light! L! I was looking for you guys! And Sai, my mom creeps me out too. Van Helsing: You've still lost me. Frankenstein: ...Can you read? Spidey: Go ahead and keep that Death Note. I wonder which Shinigami will come to you... Danny Deaver: And I have Shinigami Eyes! -looks at Danny- And Danny, thanks for the idea. -runs off to find Light-

Spidey: I never thought of it that way. -takes soap out of Danny's mouth-

Tobi: Skullblade! -hugs- Tobi is a good boy!

Ryumaru: I don't know. The disturbing thing is: you probably do. At the moment, I'm still with Rukia, though I don't know why...

Rukia: -punches Ryumaru- That's why. And I do not have anger management problems! -punches Skullblade- If I did though, it would be your fault! -punches Skullblade again-

Hana: And who's fault is that? -smiles at Skullblade-

Ash: Must...kill...deadite! -escapes from room- I'm gonna have to use this! -pulls out page of the Necronomicon- Prepare to be in another time period! -says spell from Evil Dead 2- Bye bye! -portal opens and sucks Ryuk into the future-

Spidey: I wonder what time period he was sent to...

Several Thousand years later

Keith: -inside Voltron- I think we stepped on something...pull it off!

-Voltron peels Ryuk off foot-

Keith: Sorry dude.

Ryuk: My name is Ryuk, what's that giant monster over there, oh great giant robot overlord?

Keith: Um...That's a Robeast, and we've gotta go kill it now. See ya later. -Voltron drops Ryuk-

Ryuk: Crap!

Back in the Present

Sai: I'll take your word for it.

Van Helsing: Anna's the name of my girlfriend that helped cure me when I was a werewolf, but was killed in the process. -cries-

Frankenstein: No. -looks at floor-

Spidey: WHAT?!?! I wasted all that magic to keep him from reading that book, and now he can't read?! -beats Sasuke with a baseball bat- I burned it. You don't know my name or what I look like...well, you may have an idea from my "Brotherhood of The Skull" profile, but it's gone, so you can't look at it for reference. You also don't know my full name.

Danny: I'm immune to all potential ways of killing me until such a time as Spidey lets Ash find out my main weakness, and Ash uses it to kill me. Until then, I intend to live, cause living is good when you're evil.

Spidey: OK Skull, if you'd really been reading Ash's Army of Ass-kickin' Buddies, you'd know that he's difficult to kill. Next question:

Krystal

Sidney: Aw, thanks Sidney, -Smiles- Jason: Hey Jason, what was it like being up in space? Freddy: "Of course I'll go. You're like a sister to me!" -Is heartbroken, false smile- ...I'll be right ba-back, -quickly runs into the girl's restroom- -Inside girl's restroom, slides down door- A sister? Freddy, I love you more then a sister, MORE then that. God why is it so hard to say those words? -Weeps- WHY?

Sidney: your welcome. -gives cake- Happy belated 20th!

Jason: It was weird, and there were lots people shooting me, and blowing me up, and pushing me into Earth's atmosphere where I burned up on re-entry...I have no idea how I remember that or even still exist, so lets just go with it, shall we?

Freddy: Is that crying I hear coming from the bathroom? That must mean Krystal is in... a severe state of constipation!

Spidey: -sighs- No Freddy, she's not constipated.

Freddy: Why else would she run into a bathroom after I confess my brotherly feelings for her, then cry and mutter unintelligable things?

Spidey: You figure it out, I won't bother explaining it, baka-san. I feel like I'm getting stupider just talking to you. Next question:

My Destiny My Future

Tobi: I know your in there Obito. Ash: Wal-Mart sells turkeys Freddy: Have you seen the ITS OVER 90! videos? Spidey: I heard you gained the Mangekyou Sharingan.

Tobi: Obito is a good bo...I mean Tobi is a good boy, not Obito! Obito is a bad boy.

Ash: LIES!

Freddy: No...should I be offended by them?

Sasuke: He has, has he? -looks at Spidey and pulls out kunai-

Spidey: No, but I do know a cool spell called Eagle sight that lets me look at anyone I want to at anytime, unless they perform the proper ritual. The ritual is so disgusting, that even Orochimaru wouldn't do it, so don't ask what it is.

Danny: Well, I guess that's the end of the chapter, now let's dump off all these Naruto charactes...

Spidey: No, I wanna hold out for one more review.

Danny: You know Skullblade will probably just review anonymously, right?

Spidey: -smiles evilly- Well, it IS a tribute to his story, so it's only fair he gets to review twice.

The Perverted Author

Hayate: High five! -raises hand- Sasuke: I stole your left eye! Kurenai: How many times have you and Asuma... you know. Yondaime: I send love to the Yondaime Hokage. Lee: -points at Tai Jutsu- He said Gai was gay. Gai: -points at Kakashi- He said Shizune was ugly. Jiraiya: I hope you weren't left handed. Tsunade: -uses Byakugan to see through her clothes- Gaara: I challenge you to DDR! Temari: Are you pregnent? You look a little... Kankuro: Puppet master! Zabuza: Remember Zabuza-related difficulties? Haku: You are very pretty. Ryumura: How are you, my creation? Rukia: 1 word. Anger Management. Jutsu Force: I made you, and I can unmake you! Hana: How dare you scare Gen Jutsu! Orochimaru: Hiss. Itachi: -waves hand in front of face- Kisame: Insult Zabuza! Deidara: Art is a bang! Sasori: Beauty is eternal. Hidan: I have converted to Jashinism. Kakuzu: -burns a dollar- Zetsu: Feed me Seymour! Konan: You are beautiful. Pein: Isn't 6 too many? Tobi: Tobi is a good boy! Hinata: I love you.

Hayate: -coughs on hands- Sure! -gives high five-

Sasuke: No, Skullblade stole my left eye. Are you trying to implicate that you're Skullblade?

Hinata: Cough Baka Cough Of course he's Skullblade!

Sasuke: -laughs- This female that I didn't bother to remember the name of and her crazy ideas...

Kurenai: We currently don't have a way of counting that high, but we left the trillions behind long ago.

Yodaime: Yay! Love!

Lee: Oh really...-cracks knuckles-

Tai Jutsu: -gulps- Um...hi Lee, why are you walking towards me with that scary look in your eyes...what are you doing...no don't...-screams of pain- My spleen!

Gai: Kakashi would never say that! He secretly had a crush on her!

Kakashi: You weren't supposed to tell anyone about that! -attacks Gai-

Jiraiya: Why? And I'm right handed.

Tsunade: You should have just asked...me to punch you in the face! -punches-

Gaara: You're on! Spidey, where do you keep your DDR counsel?

Spidey: Don't have one.

Gaara: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! -cries-

Temari: -whacks Skullblade with fan-

Kankuro: Yo.

Zabuza: Yeah, -wipes tear away from face- Good times...

Haku: Whoa buddy, I don't bend that way.

Ryumaru: Um...good...-backs away- Wait a minute, you didn't create me, Skullblade did!

Hinata: Ryu, you are the only person I can have an intelligent conversation with, don't take that away from me!

Rukia: Your mom need anger management! -punches him-

Jutsu Force: Why would you do that, oh great and powerfully perverted author whom we should all love and cher...Wait a minute, he's not Skullblade, he can't do crap!

Hinata: Sadly, I'm not suprised by their stupidity.

Jutsu Force: Shut up Hyuuga!

Hana: You made me! Wait, no you didn't, why did I say that?

Hinata: -slaps face-

Orochi: I could have sworn I hear Skullblade just now...must be my imagination.

Hinata: Urge to kill rising.

Itachi: -grabs hand- I'm blind, not stupid.

Kisame: But I like Zabuza...

Deidara: Yes, it is. -blows things up-

Spidey: Not my T.V.!

Deidara: -laughs maniacally-

Sasori: Yes, it is.

Hidan: Have you been castrated yet? You're not officially a Janshinist unless you're an enuch.

Kakuzu: NOOOOOOOO! -grabs Fire extinguisher- I'll save you George!

Zetsu: I already ate him. -spits out Seymour's skull- He tastes good with some ketchup.

Konan: -emotionally touched- Aw, thank you! -hugs Skull...I mean PA-

Pein: Isn't the amount of organs in your body too many? -glares threateningly-

Tobi: Skullblade used to say that...-wipes tears from eyes- Tobi misses Skullblade.

Hinata: -forgets killing urges- I know, but I'm with Naruto. Maybe in the next life...but that's already reserved for Spidey.

Spidey: Yes! Wait, I don't believe in reincarnation...damn it! Well, looks like this is the end of our Ask The Ninjas special. By the time I got to this point, Ask the Ninja's has been gone for a while, though Skull sent me a PM saying " 'Ask The Ninjas' is back, with a new perverted author! And you have a review." Wait a minute, Perverted Author...

Hinata: I knew you'd figure it out!

Spidey: Can't possibly be Skullblade! -gives long, stupid explanation that would put Red Mage to shame-

Hinata: I'm surrounded by idiots...I think I'm getting stupider. Help me!

Spidey: -laughs- Silly Hinata, of course you thought it was Skullblade, but your not a super genious like me, so you couldn't possibly have figured it out. It's OK, your still smarter than most of the Konoha kunoichi.

Hinata: -muttering under breath- And most Konoha kunoich are smarter than you.

Spidey: Next chapter will have a new character: the most badarse OC i've ever created...

Danny: Spidey, please, I'm already here...

Spidey: Jack J. Williams!

Danny: Who?

Jack: Wuzz up? -sees Ash- Dad?

Ash: I don't recognize you.

Jack: But Dad, I'm your son!

Ash: I don't have a son besides that kid from Pokemon who scares and disturbs me.

Spidey: Jack, this Ash is from an alternate universe. He's still alot like your dad though.

Jack: Wow, this is ackward.

Ash: Well, I guess that makes you technically my son. Wanna go play catch?

Spidey: Review, or you'll never know how Jack responds to that.