Spidey: I'm back, with smexyness!

Jack: Why is my creator such an idiot?

Spidey: Do you want to get your arse kicked? Cause I have author powers...

Jack: Do you want to get castrated? Cause I have rusty, flaming chainsaws...

Spidey: Um...oh look, it's a review!

Jack: coughwusscough

Krystal

Jason: "It was weird, and there were lots people shooting me, and blowing me up, and pushing me into Earth's atmosphere where I burned up on re-entry...I have no idea how I remember that or even still exist, so lets just go with it, shall we?" Yes. Mewtwo: -To Freddy- Better yet, go ask her YOURSELF! -Makes the girl's restroon door open by itself, throws him into girl's restroom-

Jason: So...how was your day?

Freddy: Krystal, why are...

Hinata/Sidney/Clarice: PERVERT!!!

Freddy: Oh shi...-gets beaten to a bloody pulp, then thrown out-

Spidey: Did you find out what she wanted?

Freddy: No, but I found out that Pokemon are evil, and that Sidney kicks very very hard. She also never misses the happy place. -gets in fetal position-

Spidey: Wow, I actually feel sorry for you...though I still extremely dislike you. Krystal, I believe you beat Skullblade's speed reviewing record. -applause- Now for your reward. -gives her trophy that resembles Freddy- You also win a vacation to the Yaoi, Yuri, or Hetero dimension with a friend. -winks at Freddy- Next question:

Skullblade

Spidey: You told them to read The Lone Ninja! Tobi: I missed you too! Ryumura: -laughs creepily- Rukia: Your blows can't harm me! Hana: I think I heard something shatter. Ash: Great. Now I gotta time travel, very likely running into that bum, Future Me. Sai: They would make your eyes bleed! Van Helsing: As I did not know that, we were very likely talking of different people. Frankenstein: I had a hunch. Spidey: You know, I DO keep all the chapters on my computer... Danny: I will wait until that weakness is revealed... is it naked girls? I can find that.

Spidey: They're in the Lone Ninja.

Tobi: -hugs- Tobi is a good boy! Skullblade is also a good boy...and the new Akatsuki leader. Congradulations! Tobi retires. -walks away slowly-

Ryumaru: -backs away, then whispers to Rukia- Let's sneak away from this guy, and hide in Spidey's stories, noone will ever find us!

Rukia: -destroys his yuri in slow motion as he watches helplessly- How about that?

Ash: Sorry Sword Noggin.

Spidey: Damn, I should have had him say that last chapter, since that was his old nickname for Skull in Ask the Ninjas...-gets nostalgic- Good times...

Sai: I guess I won't read Hinata: A Pairing Too Far then.

Van Helsing: We were definately talking of very different people...so, wanna go kill some zombies?

Frankenstien: Friend teach me to read? -gives puppy dog eyes-

Spidey:...I did not know that. I used to keep all my chapters too, but it was making my computer act buggy. Especially with the uber long chapters of AAOKB.

Danny: No, but if you want to get me some, I'm not stopping you.

Spidey: Maybe you should try Ash's strategy. -grins- There's only one way to find out what Ash's strategy was. Next question:

The Perverted Author

Hayate: I'm immune to all diseases. Sasuke: Yes I am. Kurenai: I really envy Asuma. Yondaime: Not in a gay way. Lee: He also said Youth is stupid. Gai: Actually, he likes Anko. Jiraiya: The fact that your left arm is currently somewhere in Amegakure. Tsunade: That didn't hurt. Gaara: -summons DDR machine with my pinky- Temari: Are you? I did see you leave the Akatsuki lair a month ago. Kankuro: You are awesome! Zabuza: Can't touch this! Haku: Neither do I. Give one compliment, and people think you're gay. -grumbling- Ryumura: -laughs exactly like Skullblade did last review- Rukia: -unfazed- Jutsu Force: One of you is gay. Hana: Yes I did. Orochimaru: Hiss. Itachi: Let go of me, or everyone will know about you and Temari. Kisame: Do it, or I will make you wear a dress in The Lone Ninja! Deidara: TV. I give it a ten. Sasori: You're creepy. Hidan: I'm going back to my previous religion. Kakuzu: That was Monica! Zetsu: So you were actually in that? Konan: Prettiest girl in the Naruto world! Pein: Yes. Could you explode a few? And I hope you don't switch between bodies when you and Konan... Tobi: I miss you too. Yobi is a very good boy. Hinata: I believe in reincarnation! I can't take you out of here, but I can leave the docking bay door open. Spidey: How did you convince me to let you be my apprentice? Skullblade signing out!

Hayate: So was I, before I high fived that guy that coughed alot. He mysteriously stopped coughing after that high five though... Hey, I just went a whole sentence without coughing! Yay!

Sasuke: I'll need some ID. I don't trust this random person whom isn't important enough for me to know her name.

Naruto: -to Sasuke- Her name is Hinata, and she's my fiance you baka!

Sasuke: When did this happen?

Kurenai: So does Kakashi.

Yodaime: Prove that by giving me ramen...

Lee: Meh, He's suffered enough for both UNYOUTHFUL offenses.

Gai: Trust me, I YOUTHFULLY read his diary daily. I even have a blog called Kakashi's YOUTHFUL diary.

Ash: What?! -attacks Kakashi- Stay away from my wife, you man-whore!

Tsunade: -destroys his doujin slowly while he watches- How about that...SKULLBLADE!!!

Gaara: Thank you person who isn't Skullblade, Thank you! -hugs Skullblade-

Temari: -whacks with fan...again- None of your business!

Kankuro: -bows- Why thank you. -gives him Hinata puppet-

Spidey: I don't wanna know what he expects you to do with that.

Kankuro: It's for...

Spidey: I SAID I DON'T WANNA KNOW!

Zabuza: -shakes head and sighs- Baka.

Haku: Sorry, my bad. It's just that you said it in a rather disturbing voice...I know how it feels to have people think you're gay.

Ryumaru: You remind me of my creator, and he scares me.

Rukia: -kicks in the happy place-

Two members of Jutsu Force: Which one?

Hana: What?! Skullblade's been lyin' to me! Unless...you're Yamikyuubi! (I think I remember Skull mentioning that Hana belonged to Yami, though I could be wrong.)

Orochimaru: Daddy? Where are you? I thought that Potter kid killed you!

Itachi: -smiles- OK. -holds over cliff with sharp, pointy rocks at the bottom, then lets go- I was gonna tell them anyway. -walks away-

Kisame: Sorry, my friend...but yo mamas so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck!

Zabuza: You're so mean! -runs away crying-

Kisame: I'm gonna go to hell for that.

Deidara: Why thank you...now if you'll excuse me, I have to run from Spidey.

Spidey: Jack, he called Star a bad name.

Jack: -pulls out rusty flaming chainsaws- It's castratin' time! -chases Deidara-

Sasori: Your mom is creepy.

Hidan: It's too late to turn back now...-pulls out scary looking tools-

Kakuzu: No, Monica is still right here in my pocket. -pulls out dollar and looks at it- George?! What are you doing in my pocket? Oh crap, it was Monica! -gives Monica funeral- She was a good dollar, always ready to be exchanged for things, though I always chose to steal rather than spend her. -cries- I'll kill you perverted author, whoever you are!

Zetsu: In what?

Konan: Why thank you. It's too bad you're so girlish. -thinking- heh heh, payback baby!

Spidey: I believe that was a burn.

Pein: Would you like me to start with that organ between your legs? I don't think you're ever gonna need it.

Spidey: I believe that was also a burn!

Tobi: You said that already.

Hinata: -already back in Konoha with Naruto-

Spidey: I asked nicely. Next question.

GuessWho

I suggest you add Patrick Bateman to this little party of yours.
And shouldn't this be in Crossovers?

Spidey: I have not seen American Psycho, nor have I read the book. And it's already in two different sections, don't make me make a third!. So, no and...no! I'm gonna have to end this chapter early so I can update quickly. But at least I got Skullblade to finally upate the Lone Ninja!

Ryumara: Yays! My life gets to continue!

Spidey: I'm giving the Naruto characters, along with the OC's excluding mine back to Skullblade.

Hinata: Well Spidey, I guess this means good bye...

Spidey: Hinata also stays.

Hinata: Damn...I mean...yay. -hangs head-

Spidey: Just kidding Hinata, you can go.

Hinata: OK. -leaves-

Inner Spidey: -singing in beautiful voice- Even lovers need some time away, I heard her say, from eacho...

Spidey: -thinking- shut the heck up or I'll take that medication my psychiatrist proscribed for you!

Naruto: Bye Spidey! -joins Hinata-

Orochimaru: Thanks for giving me my dad back! -holds up jar of white liquid that was once Michael Jackson-

Spidey: yeah, just don't let it anywhere near the ship, or I'll make him deader.

Konan: -hugs Spidey- I hope to see you at my wedding...and that when I see you that you haven't been killed by the highly trained security guards that I've employed to keep out non-Akatsuki members.

Spidey: Don't worry, I've already developed a clever plan to get in...I can't give you the details but it involves Icy Hot, a bannana, and a slingshot.

Jack: then It shall work!

Tobi: I'll miss you Spidey! -hugs- Rember to be a good boy!

Spidey: -hugs- I will.

Sakura: I've got a date with Skullblade, see ya!

Spidey: Go Skull!

Jiraiya: -hands newest Icha Icha- Don't tell Kakashi that I gave this to you first.

Spidey: I will...I mean won't.

Deidara: Art is a bang! -hands clay sculpture-

Spidey: Why thank you! -takes sculpture, which explodes- Ouch.

Itachi: I'm gonna go now, see ya!

Spidey: Bye, don't go emo like your brother!

Sasuke: I hate you all! -walks away-

Spidey: We hate you too!

Captain Jack: Nobody even asked me anything!

Spidey: Well, there's always next time Ask The Ninjas gets deleted!

Ryumara: Can I stay here? Skullblade is starting to scare me...

Spidey: Sorry, but if you stay here, then no more "Lone Ninja" for me. -throws him out-

Rukia: -runs after Ryumaru-

Spidey: Um...bye?

Lee: Good bye youthful author! May the YOUTH be with you!

Spidey: May the youth be with you too!

Freddy: Well Spidey, I guess I'll be seeing you...-starts to walk away-

Spidey: -grabs him by the collar- Where do ya think you're goin'? You aren't a Naruto character!

Freddy: Damnation!

Spidey: Well, I guess this chapter is over...-misses Hinata already- -thinking- she never even gave me a goodbye hug...

Hinata: -runs back in and hugs Spidey- I'll see you in Ask the Ninjas! -runs out-

Spidey: Well, I guess that stage is over, and it's time to move on!

Sidney: You finally got over Ask The Ninjas! -hugs Spidey-

Spidey: Actually, Skullblade reposted it. That's why I let all the characters go...

Sidney: That's close enough! -still hugs Spidey-

Spidey: Well, I'm not gonna complain, a hot girl is hugging me! -hugs back-

Weird Narrator Guy: Next time on Ask the horror movie icons:...nothing important happens, but read it anyway!

Spidey: Note to self: fire Weird Narrator Guy.