Spidey: Thank you everyone who has put me on their alert list! However, as this is an ask fic, it runs entirely on Reviews. I didn't make up those questions in the earlier chapters, they were reviews! This story is in two sections, and I haven't recently gotten reviews from either of them or a while... well, I did get one, but it didn't really ask anything. What happened to the people that were reviewing before? I miss updating this fic, and I'm sure some of you miss reading it. If you want updates, review. Otherwise, no updates will ever come. I got two reviews for the last chapter, and they aren't gonna make much sense now that that chapter's been missing for a while. i still intend to post them if I ever update again for comic relief purposes, but they aren't enough to fill up a chapter. Sorry for going against the guidelines in a way that doesn't bring you entertainment, but I'm extemely desperate for reviews. Until then, I'm pulling out he The H-word...
Freddy: Not the H-word! -cowars in fear- I can't stay here, maybe i'll move in with Krystal, she'll protect me! -runs to find Krystal-
Ash: -falls on knees- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
-laughs insanely-
Michael: I must get Rainbow Flower to safety! -runs away with stuffed unicorn...I mean real unicorn- Come, we shall move in with the Sacred And Profane!
Hannibal: -shakes head and sighes- I knew this day would come...Clarice, it's closet time!
Clarice: We must hurry! -hides in closet with Hannibal and locks the door-
Leatherface: ...-cries, then runs home to find his family-
Frankenstein: H-word bad! Must protect friend! -runs to protect Skullblade- Friend!
Dracula: Spidey, if you take out the H-word, you'll speak with my law ninja of the night!
Spidey: I'll do what i have to do, and you do what you have to do...
Dracula: Come my children of the night! -flies away with vampire law ninja- I here my son has been practicing law, maybe he can help us! -goes to find Skullblade-
Jason: Maybe i can hid with Skullblade, Dracula, and Frankenstein. Skullblade's got plenty of room in his ask fic! -runs away-
Dracula: -stops him- You can't come, find your own relative to mooch off of!
Jason: Well, looks like it's option two! -goes to find The Sacred and Profane-
Norman: -sighs- Well, it doesn't matter to me, since nobody really asked me anything, or cares about me. -suddenly gets an insane look in his eyes- I must get my Norman to saftey, he's such a good boy! I shall take him to the one man who isn't housing any psychotic killers: Snowzinger! He actually cared enought to ask my son something! -goes to find Snowzinger-
Sidney: I'm sorry you had to do this Spidey.
Spidey: I'm sorry too. Hey, aren't you gonna run for your life and continued existance?
Sidney: I...just wanted to say good bye?
Spidey: -glomps- Goodbye Sidney!
Sidney: -glomps back- Goodbye Spidey!
Ash: -gags at the fluffyness- Oh Sidney, i need a hug! Oh Spidey, how could I not give you a hug? Get over it, Dang it! It's just a damned fanfiction that nobody cares about!
Sidney: -gives Ash a death glare- I've got a taser, and you've got testiculars...
Ash: Go ahead, I'll just slip back into non-existance. I'm not even gonna be in the next Evil Dead movie! Bruce won't even play me anymore! You think i want to go back to my dead-end job at S-mart? No! But I'm moving on! You don't see me crying! -turns away- And I'm wearing a rubber cup!
Sidney: -was aiming a taser at Ash's testiculars- Damn it.
Spidey: I'll miss you too, Ash.
Ash: -cries, and glomps Spidey- Sorry i said mean things!
Spidey: I'm sorry that Bruce Campell is refusing to play you. But on the bright side, i got you a present! -shows him Bruce Campells car- I thought i should end this with an act of theft.
Ash: -hugs car- Thanks Red! Now i can return to my sad, lonely existance in style! Well Spidey, it's been fun. If you ever get another review for this from someone besides Skullblade and Krystal, give me a call. -jumps into Bruce Campells Car, and drives off into the sunset-
Spidey: I'm gonna miss that guy.
Sidney: Hi Spidey.
Spidey: i thought you were leaving?
Sidney: No, I'm gonna stay here, cause I lo...cause i have my reasons.
Spidey: Wow, this is getting dramatic. I can't end this without comic relief...maybe we should get everybody back and...
Sidney: WILL YOU JUST PULL OUT THE DAMNED N-WORD ALREADY?
Spidey: But this is a comedy, and we have all this drama...
Sidney: Fine, here's your comic relief: -dances naked again-
Spidey: -nosebleeds- Well, that's good enough for me! Good bye Ask the Horror icons/ Ask Ash, we hardly knew you. -pushes button on wierd control panel thingy- Ask The Horror Icons, and Ask Ash, are now on...Hiatus.
Dun Dun DUUUN!
A/N: This is probably going to be the last chapter, many fics that go on Hiatus never get updated again. It's really kinda sad, but as i said earlier, if nobody wants to review, then nobody gets to read another chapter! That's why this thing is all last chaptery. I don't expect anybody new to review this.