Spidey: I'm back, with a very very very very very very very late update! It took me this long to get the reviews necessary to complete this chapter! However, i saw the light and am going to continue this story!

Freddy: -gasps-

Ash: -stares in shock-

Sidney: -faints-

Spidey: Go ahead, sue me! Good luck finding out my real name, my home address, and all the rest of that stuff! Roll the reviews...even if some of them were made before Christmas...

Skullblade

Spidey: Well, you got what you wanted from me. It shouldn't take me long to post part 2. Freddy: -kidnaps him- Now... to break dance! -break dances- Jack: Klaatu! Barada! Nikto! By the way, what fic is Spidey planning on putting you in? Spidey: Christmas Fanfic: Christmas With Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man!

Spidey: You wrote that review several months ago, and you just posted part two of the preliminaries a few days ago...I love time paradoxes.

Freddy: Krystal will save me! It may have been several months since I was kidnapped, but i believe in her, cause she is my awesome sister that I never had! What the heck are you doing? You've been doing that for months now! Are you having a seizure? no, if that was a seizure you'd be dead by now!

Jack: Those are the words that would stop the Evil Dead...if they were real! -large deadite behind him disappears- And you will never know until he thinks of a name for it, then types it up, then posts it. So HA!

Spidey: Ah, if only you had written it...but it's too late now! Unless you wanna post a Christmas fic in February. Next Question:

Krystal

Jason: "So...how was your day?" Eh, good.
-Stalks out of girl's restroom, slaps Mewtwo across the cheek- That's for throwing Freddy in the girl's restroom! -Stalks off to say sorry to Freddy and also to heal his wounds- Mewtwo: -Rubs his sore cheek, sighs- Women, they are so...-Hisses- Spidey: -Is speechless- Freddy: -Sighs- not again…-Teleports to save him from Skullblade, but suddenly stares oddly at Skullblade, to Freddy- What in god's name is he doing?

Jason: Good. How is your crush on Freddy that only he hadn't figured out?

Spidey: -standing there holding trophy- Um, my arms are getting tired.

Freddy: I don't know... but let's poke it with a stick! -pokes Skullblade-

Spidey: Next question!

bobafett4242

So, ah, Freddy... the fedora... what the hell?

Freddy: Are you dissin' my fedora? Squall, Cloud, it's arse kickin' time!

Cloud: Yays, we get to kill something!

Squall: Normally I'd object to travelling with you two idiots, but as Spidey is paying me 500 Gil for every ass-kicking...let's go kick some arse!

-They all jump into Oldsmobile and drive away-

Spidey: Bobafett, I suggest you start drinking lots of cafine, and avoid people with huge swords for the next few days...Next Question!

DEADITE HUNTER JAZZ

Ash:Did u know that if u turn a deadite skelliton in to dust with an mallet that it can't come back-send hundreds of deadites after the entire group- Jason-takes voice away and pulls his mask off and points a bazoka at his face-"DIE U SCUMBAG U KILLED MY BROTHER" Spidey:man u ARE AWESOME -adds salior moon Chars to see chaos- frankinstine:whahahahaha - sends him in to a world so scarry it can only be called Barrnys hide and seek adveture MRATED EDITIon Yes i am evil

Ash: No, but thanks for the tip. I'll be sure to do that in the future. -grabs mallet and charges at the deadites- It's hammer time! -begins killing them by the hundreds-

Jason: -quickly throws deadite at him and runs-

Spidey: Thanks.

Sailor Moon: Where the heck am I? -sees Spidey- Spidey, you remembered me! Why did you stop watching my sho... -gets sucked out of mysterious air lock-

Spidey: -standing next to lever that opens airlock- Wow, that brought back some bad memories. -sees people staring at him- It was on right before Voltron and i had nothing to do! I hated that show...-hangs head in shame-

Meanwhile, somewhere else...

Barney: I love you, you love me...

Frankenstien: -sends text message to Skullblade- Friend! Help!! Scary purple dinosaur no stop singing! Tobi here too!

Random child: -tugs his sleeve- Would you like to hold tedd...

Frankenstein: -growls-

All the children: -scream, then run off-

Barney: My minions! Oh well, i guess I'll have to brainwa...make him a friend myself...where'd he go?

Frankenstein: -hiding fron the purple terror- Skullblade save me...If he review.

Back with Spidey...

Spidey: Well, that's our show for today. R&R, or Frankenstien may suffer the same fate as Pinhead...

Pinhead: -sewing Teletubby merchandice while singing Teletubby theme song-

Spidey: -shivers at the thought- And i don't think anybody wants that...except Barney, but he doesn't deserve to get what he wants.