Spidey: I'm back, with super powers! -swings around on a green "Web" line that came out of his nose- The flue finally did some good in the world!
Jack: -after seeing his master container of Icy Hot "webbed" to the ceiling, went on mythical quest to find Spidey some Florida orange juice; is now in Chile-
Ryu: I miss jack...
Spidey: Well, luckily for you, you'll be seeing him in fanfiction soon enough! I'm gonna post the first chapter of that story any day now...
Ryu: Yay, I'll be in fanfiction!
Skullblade
Spidey: Do you love... random old guys with beards! Freddy: -stops break dancing- Enough of that... now, for a slow dance! Now, I only need a partner... -goes off to find another girlfriend...who isn't a flat-chested She-Devil- Jack: Kletu! Virada! Nike! Spidey: When the hell are you posting that fanfic! Franky: Franky? Oh, that dinosaur is going down. -loads a shotgun- Spidey: Sadly, I was unable to complete my Valentine's Fic. However, I like the concept enough that I'm going to write it still!
Spidey: No, why?
Freddy: It better not be Krystal...she's like a sister to me!
Jack: Those word's mean nothing to me! -doesn't notice army of deadites behind him-
Ash: Not again. -sighes stressfully, and charges toward them with mallet-
Spidey: I'll get too it eventually. I've got lots of ...homework. -goes to play videogame...I mean to do homework!-
Spidey: Ok. Take Tobi with you, he knows Barney's evil ways of brainwashing well. He was almost a victim himself...
Meanwhile, in a World scarier than the yaoi dimension and Teletubby land combined...
Barney: -pulls out brainwashin' banjo- I love you, you love me, let's team up and take over the world violently... -stops singing- I have a strange feeling I just pissed off someone more powerful than I...but who cares? I'm Barney, I'll never die! -continues singing gay song of brainwashing-
Frankenstein: -can still hear him in hiding place- Friend will kick scary dinosaur's arse! -clenching hands over ears-
Back with Spidey...
Spidey: Good, cause I made some bets. Come on Itachi! Next question...
Deaditehunterjazz
ASH:Also what i meant was if u kill E-ash with the saw didn't work so u blew him up thats what i ment with the mallet so i just watched all 3 eds so far #2 was funny at the end u got scared so bad also why did u got to the cabon 2 times with 2 grils named Linda? also a quate i shall reapeat Brute force is the ultimate awnser -shoves my self in for kicks (if thats ok)- frankinstine i'll save u -pulls barnys mask off to revial... EVIL ASH DHJ:"but u were... Evil ash:i'll swolow your soul DHJ:-pulls out a Buster sword-Do u really want to dance? alaso i add THE VOLTRON FORCE in to the mix hey read tiger dude i always hated u eivl ash -attcks DHJ- DHJ-cuts E-Ash in half and shots him with a .44 mag With hollow tip rounds in his face- afterwords DHJ:hey ash looks like u got a problom -pulls out 2 Dubble barrle .44 hollow revolver(the ones that hold 12 shots and shots 2 at a time lol )- just the a HUGE DEADITE Come in too vew on top is E-ASH DHJ:aww come on i killed u
Spidey: I should have known that wasn't the real Barney. The original Barney is dead.
Ash: Explosives can solve all the world's problems! -blows up BadAsh with a rocket launcher-
Bad Ash's head: Damn you Ash-hole!
Ash: -smashes head with shovel- He never gives up...but he'll never get 'A-Head
Spidey: -pulls out banjo- Joy to the world, Barney is dead. Ash just smashed his head!
Meanwhile, in the world of Barney...
Frankenstein: -is still hiding-
Child: Where the hell am I?
Other Child: Let's get the hell out of here! -both start to leave-
Real Barney: -breaks out of the ground, looking like he was just crushed and spent several months burried deep underground- Let's have some fun! -starts to brainwash them with a song-
Children: -scream and try to run, but are drawn to the horrible singing-
Frankenstien: Friend better have holy water...
Barney: Now that I'm back to life, I can get revenge on Skullblade, Spidey, and Deaditehunterjazz! How dare she kill my emergency replacement! -sings gay song about getting revenge on Skull, Jazz, and Spidey-
Back with Spidey...
Spidey: Good thing the anti-Barney shields are up! Next Question!
Shaderoth
shaderoth suddenly apears out of nowhere if youneed reviews i shall review my first review for this ask fic Jason:?how is it that if you died as a little and over a couple years you become how you are now in other words how did your body age? Freddy:torture forces freddy to watch viva pinata 4-kids version of one piece and barney and the telitubies having an orgy. ash:have a bfg (big f#$ng gun) from doo for you (gives ash bfg) kill kill kill. frankinstine:gives thumbs up. dracula: your lawers are powerful but mine are better and invisible and robots (court summons apear on all the vampire lawer ninja's chest) spidey:i shall now steal your exit performs jutsu exit steal no jutsu steals spideys exit.
Jason: Um...magic?
Freddy: Yeah, I've seen Skullblade dancing, and I've been tortured since the beginning of this fic, so I'm not phased by anything any more. Do you know Krystal? Well, you're gonna have a nice long talk with her soon.
Spidey: Actually, Krystal hasn't been on since i put it on hiatus, and I have no way of telling her i'm continueing this, so we might not see her for a while.
Freddy: Krystal's not coming? -is sad-
Ash: Thank you new best friend! -kills random deadites with BFG- Time to pay Pyramid Head a little visit! -loads gun and walks away, while dramatic music starts playing-
Meanwhile, in Silent Hill...
Pyramid Head: -reading news paper- I have a feeling I should be worried about something...
Back with Spidey...
Frankenstein: -gives thumbs up back-
Dracula: Those aren't my law ninja anymore, I gave them back to Theif. My son's lawyer helps me with the law now!
Lawninja: -holding "will work for food" signs-
Spidey: MY EXIT! Jack...hand me my chainsaws...
Jack: -gives Spidey rusty flaming chainsaws, and runs- Spidey's gone into...protective fanboy mode!
Spidey: AUTHOR DUEL! -chases Shaderoth with rusty, flaming chainsaws-
Hannibal: Well, as Spidey has gone into an insane, homicidal rage, I guess I'll have to close the story. Review or...can anybody think of some good threats here? Ah well, just review the story, will you? And maybe ask me something next chapter...