Author: BACK TO THE STORY.

12:15 PM

"Well that's great! I'm going to be a father." Okay that was way too easy.

"really? I-I mean really." I am so dumb.

"well yea, but I did think I wouldn't be having kids until I was like, an adult." me too buddy, me too

"yea, but, soon we will have to tell them about it. I mean, if we go out for a while and come back with a baby, they'll wonder what we're up to" I hope I won't have to tell them, I mean, I hope they figure it out by themselves.

"well, maybe they'll figure it out by themselves so we won't have to tell them.." can he read minds or something?

"I think we should get back to the dining room, I'm hungry." well of course I'm hungry, pregnant people usually are hungry.

"okay" thank you for agreeing with me.

12:20 PM

Me and Wally finally get to eat. The rest have already eaten half of their food. I mixed some weird things together, like yesterday, I had cucumbers and catsup together for a snack, quite good really. Today, since we're having pizza, I put some cucumbers on my piece. Everyone looked at me funny except Wally.

"What? I sometimes eat weird things." and that's the best I could do.

"yea, and that sometimes is 6 months." Abby can be such a diva sometimes…

"Well, maybe she likes to try new things now, did you think about that?" go Wally!

Oh great, that stupid sickness you get… I ran to the bathroom, and Wally followed me. He held up my hair. He can sometimes be sweet in some weird ways. When I was done I went to get a cup of water to wash out the taste. Wally stared down at the toilet, like there were my guts in there.

"What are you looking at?"

"Oh, I was just seeing if you barfed up the-"

"The baby isn't in my stomach," he is so weird and , again, I hope the baby doesn't get his brains, if he has any.

"Oh," yea, oh, he's such a genius.

1:20 PM

I am so bored. There's nothing to do. I'm just in my room watching TV. I wonder if Nigel will ever get me a real door. All I have is a dumb curtain. I'm gonna go to Wally's room and see what he's doing. Luckily his room is right next to mine.

1:23 PM

"Hey Wally." HEY WALLY! I'M SO BORED SO MAKE ME HAPPY!

"hey kooks." he's sitting on his bed writing in his diary, hehe, he has a diary.

"whatcha writing." he's probably writing that his girlfriend is having a baby well of course he is, that's the kinda thing that you write in a diary.

Author:I COULDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE OKAY! Sorry, I get strange sometimes.