Spidey: I'm back! Without the flue! However, my mysteriously acquired webbing also seems to have disappeared. -ish sad-

Jack: -is happy- Don't worry Spidey...at least you have your author powers!

Spidey: You're right! I just wrote what is becoming my best story yet! It's called Legend of The Icy Hot Ninja! It's my favorite so far...besides this story of course!First question...

Skullblade

Spidey:...I said it for the randomness. Freddy: No need to worry. I want someone else... will you help me find another girlfriend? Jack: -does turns around motion with my hand- Spidey: You posted it. Franky: -teleports to the dimension of kid's shows- Too bad Barney isn't the highest authority here. That would be the guy with the red sweater. Spidey: Er... Itachi? That may not be wise. And now for more Lone Ninja writing

Spidey: Randomness is good.

Freddy: OK...how about Sidney?

Spidey: -goes into Uber Powerful Protective Fanboy Mode-

Freddy: -backs away- Um... Orihime?

Jack: Is that some sort of insulting hand gesture? -hands become engulfed in flames-

Ash: -getting slammed into the ground by a huge deadite behind him- I wish someone with gigantic summons was here to help me out of this...

Meanwhile, In a world of unimaginable horror...

Barney: -sneaks up on Skullblade with a banjo, and raises it in the air to hit him-

Frankenstien: Dinosaur is right behind you! -has flashbacks of friendship with Skull- NO!!! -tackles Barney-

Barney: -blows him away with his powers of bad singing- I will make the world stupider, and noone can stop me!

Back with Spidey...

Spidey: -pulls out chainsaw and sighs- Looks like I'm gonna have to go check on Skullblade...after this chapter's over. Next Question...

Shaderoth

spidey:(pulls out two homing giant rusty flaming chainsaws of doom bfg's)bring it mother F#$#er (fire's bfg's 500 time's a second. jason:magic dosen't exsist in your dimmension. dracula:well it's a good thing you did because it turns out those court summons were bombs. frankinstein:it is sad that you can't rad here (gives hooked on reading) there (gives thumbs up). ash:igood new's i found the homming version of the bfg (give's him homing version) spidey:you cannot stop me exit steal no jutsu steal another of spidey's exits.

Spidey: Author no jutsu! -BFG explodes-

Jason: Yeah it does!

Dracula: It also turns out that those Law Ninja were Kage Bunshins... and I may have to sue you...

Frankenstein: Yay! -eats it, thinking it's food- So, I know how to read now?

Spidey: No...but I've got my own jutsu! BFG Stealing No Jutsu! -steals BFG, and points it at him- You may want to run for your life now...next question!

krystalkrueger777

Freddy: -Suddenly reappears in front of him and gives him a hug-Hey Freddy. It's me Krystal, do you still have that friendship necklace that I gave to you?

Freddy: Krystal! You're alive! -glomps- And yes I do! It makes a great combat weapon! -swings at Spidey with it-

Spidey: -dodges- Krystal, nice penname! Now I'll be able to PM you! Well, I've gotta go help Skullblade kick some dinosaur arsehole. - goes into dressing room, and comes out armed to the teeth- Ash, to the Spidey mobile!

Ash: Yay! Arsehole-kicking! -jumps into Spidey moblie-

Spidey: -drives off into the sunset-

Meanwhile, in another world...

Barney: I have a strange feeling I just pissed off ANOTHER being far more powerful than I!

Back in the Spidey Lair...

Hannibal: -sighs- Not again...

Jack: Don't worry, crazy old guy. Being Spidey's coolest OC, I'll take over!

Danny: -tear runs down face- I used to be the coolest OC...

Jack: -kicks him out an airlock...I mean window- You've been discontinued! Anyway, Spidey wanted me to tell you that he'll be raising his own army, called...Brotherhood of the Spider? Well, I guess that's coughnotcough original...R&R, or Barney will win, and take over this fanfiction! Oh, and I'm in a story! It's called "Legend Of the Icy Hot Ninja"! If you review it, I will continue to reign as Spidey's most popular OC! If you don't...Danny will continue existing... Gosh I hate that guy.

Danny: -floating in space...er...yeah, space- Jack J. Williams, I will kill you some... -gets hit by random UFO-