Spidey: I'm back, with...random weapons! Random rocket launcher! -blows up Freddy-
Freddy: Ow.
Spidey: First Question...
Krystalkruegar777
Freddy: -RD aka Random Dude suddenly appears- Oh crap, this is so not going to end well Freddy.
[RD -Singing a musical- Jason is gay with Frank Cotton! Ash got rape by a demon-tree! Pinhead is a emo cross dresser! Dracula is ugly as sin! Krystal is in love with Freddy, oh yes she is!
Jason: That hurt my feelings sir. -pulls out machete and walks toward him-
Ash: -points shotgun at random guy, and sings- Random guy, you're gonna die...
Pinhead: -summons hell chains-
Dracula: I get laid more than you do! Come my children of the night! -army of vampires appear behind him-
Freddy: WHAT?! -faints-
Spidey: RD, I'd run if I was you. I'd run REALLY fast. Next Question!
Shaderoth
spidey:that may be true unless aurther poison no jutsu (bfg's in spidey's hand explode into aurther poison smoke)bwhahahhah.
frankinstein:...that will not work unless logic death no jutsu. that's strange it should have worked whait a second danm you thief you tricked me maybe i shuld read the contract blahbl;ah motherf#$er well i know longer own my soal soul or any of my possesions. It's barney's fault i will destroy him and france.
dracula: yeah i have nothing for you to take so you cannot sue me.
spidey:now to cover my escape timetravel summon summon jutsu sundenly (the sugar demon falls through a portal that appeared out of nowhere) while shaderoth just dissapears.
Spidey: -is unaffected by the poison gas- Was that supposed to hurt? Exploding Shaderoth no jutsu!
Frankenstien: Theif bad. Barney worse. France... France have nude beaches. France good!
Dracula: Meh, I'll wait till one of your desendants becomes rich, then sue them! -laughs evilly-
Spidey: -knocks sugar demon at him with baseball bat- NOTHING CAN STOP PROTECTIVE FANBOY MODE! -continues chasing, while shooting at with machine chainsaw launcher- Sugar control! -teleports all forms of sugar away from him- If you're an American, then you'll be driven insane in no time! Next Question...
bobafett4242
Oh, really freddy? KILL me? Well, I got... What? He's not... he's not... Oh, come on, He even said... Pff... Well, Freddy, I was going to have Leatherface come and rough you up a little but, ah... Only characters left are Erin eSurance and Axel Steel. ...Gimme 'em both, I need some goddamn affordable rate with my metal...
Axel: HELL YEAH! Bring it, Pizza face! I can kill you faster than ah... Uh... Um...
Erin: Than you can get an affordable rate on eSurance, with Quote, Buy, Print? Axel: OK!
Me: ...Freddy, please hurry.
Freddy: -walks towards him painfully slow- I'm eventually gonna connect my claws with your anatomy in a way that's both painful and rather unhealthy! But first I'm gonna stop at Subway! -walks toward subway, leaving him with annoying advertising icons-
Spidey: Erin, look! it's a giant monster that is somehow related to auto insurance companies other than E-surance! -points to Barney- Heh heh, that should solve my Barney problem... Next Question!
Skullblade
Spidey: Indeed it is.
Freddy: Not them... someone who's single, and doesn't think I'm crazy.
Jack: Baka.
Ash:-handseals- It's not giant... but it's powerful! -smoke clears with... Gene Simmons. Feel the Rock!
Barney: ... we meet at last... for the second time.
Spidey: I may write more often now!
Spidey: Yes...-laughs insanely-
Freddy: Will you settle for a woman that knows you're crazy but doesn't care?
Deadite: I WILL SWALLOW YOUR...-is blown away by the power of rock-
Ash: Rock kills deadites...well, except for Heavy Metal, but I don't count that as rock.
Meanwhile, in the evil land of PBS...
Barney: Yes...-pulls out lightsaber- Let us end this battle!
Spidey: OK! Don't worry, I'll take care of Barney if you don't survive! -is in gigantic mech- I finally found a chance to use this thing!
Hannibal: Well, I guess this is the end of the chapter!
Spidey: Not yet! This is the first time for several chapters that I've had more than three reviews... and only one of the reviews is from Skullblade! We must comemorate this!
Sidney: Spidey...I'm really not in the mood for 'commemorating' in front of all these people...
Spidey: Don't worry, you can retire as nude dancer, I've found someone else...
Yoko: Why am I in this ship?
Spidey: We um...are an advanced alien race that have admired your...um...beauty! We want you to dance for us!
Yoko: Let me think about it...hellz no!
Spidey: I'll ressurect Kamina and bring him here if you do! -whispers- I might 'accidentally' forget to teleport Kamina's pants here as well...
Yoko: You can stop now...you had me at Kamina! -takes off her small amount of clothes and starts dancing-
Spidey: Meh, I give it a 5 out of 10...-nosebleeds and faints-
Sidney: -comforts Yoko- I only got a 7 out of 10.
Kamina: -gets teleported there- Where the hell am I? And where are my pants?
Yoko and Sidney: OMG! -nosebleeds-
A/N: Here's to 21 chapters of randomness! Thanks to all the reviewers! You make this possible without me having schitzophrenia!