Spidey: I'm back, with randomcrazsexiness!
Ash: Is that even a word?
Spidey: It is now. First Question...
Shaderoth
Spidey: (body poof into smoke to reveal the log) i propose a truce if you accept i will give you the world's largest yuri fanart and icha icha libary all signed by jiraya.
frankinstein: okay france is off my kill list well i got all my possesions back thanks to some help from the log he's such a great friend.
Barney: summoning jutsu (the log and chuck noris appear) yeah chuck owes me a faver so get him chuck (then poceeds to hop into wing zero meck).
Dracula: yeah im not going to have kids they will most likely turn on me evancualy killing me so no chance of decendents and im immortal thanks to a mint.
Spidey: insane part uhm im already insane and that's not the sugar demon it's behind you point behind spidey and angry you took away it's sugar you fool.
Spidey: Deal!
Frankenstein: Log good!
Meanwhile, in the world that noone wants to go to...
Barney: I also have allies! -Teletubbies attack Chuck-
Chuck: Kyah!
Back with Spidey...
Heero: Hey! That's my Gundam! -chases-
Dracula: Well, you'll eventually become rich, then your possessions are mine!
Spidey: Like, zoiks! -runs away Scooby style, followed by Hannibal, Sidney, a girl that resembles daffne and Akamaru- Wait, Akamaru? How did you get here?
Akamaru: Woof!
Spidey: Oh! that makes perfect sense! Too bad Kiba couldn't come though. Next Question!
Skullblade
Spidey: Ku-ku-ka-chu!
Freddy:... I wasn't expecting any other answer.
Jack: Look behind you.
Ash: I have many Music-related summonings.
Barney: -punches him in the face-
Spidey: Giant mech? Pssh. My Music summons could take that out. Yoko: -holds up a 1- Meh.
Spidey: Bohahahahaha!
Jack: -looks, but all the deadites are gone- I don't see anything...
Ash: Sweet.
Barney: -goes flying through a wall- Ha ha ha ha ha! -gets up- I'm a zombie now! nothing can kill me... -gets stepped on by giant metal foot- Being crushed...my one weakness...how did you know...-dies-
Frankenstein: Friend! -glomps Skull-
Spidey: -piloting mech- Thanks Skull, I could never have gotten him outside long enough to do that if you hadn't punched him. And this mech is powered by rock, so your music summons would only make it more powerful! Next Question!
KrystalKruegar777
Random Dude aka RD: -Runs away from the horror icons in cartoon-style-
Freddy: -Slowly kneels down to him- I'm so sorry I didn't tell you earlier, I was just afraid to admit it to y-you…-Suddenly get's kidnap again, but this time it was Satan- Freddy help me! I...lov-
Satan: Shut the -Glass breaks- up! Tramp! -Teleports himself and me into hell-
Freddy: That wasn't Satan, that was Mephisto...but that byotch is goin' down! Squall, Cloud...
Squall and Cloud: ROAD TRIP!!! -drive off after Mephisto-
Spidey: That better not be the Spidey mobile they just drove off in...
Sidney: It was.
Spidey: My baby! -gets in mech- Nobody steals my vehicles!. -flies off after them- Next Question!
Kurt Baros aka The Falcon
::sits in under ground bunker looking and monitor...all the sudden every monitor onboard the just...i mean spidey's hide out turns on:: hey spidey...you forgot leather face, chucky, wishmaster, and candyman...by the way pin head is dead one of my character's named kale mills killed him along with most of his cronnies ::drops a hand full of nails to the floor:: leather is next on his hit list ::sighs:: anyway ::presses a button and a loud roar is heard:: that should take care of the super smash brothers...
my question is to ash...in the comics after you jumped from the marvel zombie universe you landed in some type of werewolf universe what do you plan on doin to get out of that mess...
and to freddy which you are also on kale's hit list when you were alive you killed little kids not 18 or above teens what changed your hunting hadits...::looks to
hannibal:: keep up the good work..::korn's -going blind plays in the back ground::...
also spidey were are the zombies or the acid blooded aliens or the bada$$es that hunt them...come on you got to give them some points too ::waves goodbye and the untracable signal winks out::
Spidey: What did the Super Smash Bros ever do to you? And Leatherface has been here the whole time...he just hasn't been asked much. I haven't seen Candyman...and Wishmaster granted a wish that my hair would turn pink, so he's being punished in the Yaoi dimension.
Wishmaster: Somebody wish me out of here!!!
Ash: I was prepared! -pulls out werewolf repellant- I always knew I'd end up in a world ruled by werewolves...
Freddy: He'll never figure out my clever disguise! -puts on glasses, with fake nose and mustache- And I was never picky...but I'm trying to cut down on my killing for Krystal...
Hannibal: I shall! Would you like some brains...I mean caviar?
Spidey: I didn't want anyone eating my brains. I like my brains. I also didn't want to be alien chow...but I'll put in some more characters!
-Alice, Shawn of the Dead, Ridley and Jill appear-
Shawn: Ed!
Alice: OMG! You look just like me!
Jill: I know! -starts talking with Alice about methods for zombie killing-
Ripley: Where am I? Damn it, I better not have been cloned for Xenomorph experiments again...
Spidey: No, you're just here to answer random questions! And Matt already tracked you. My assistant, Sai, is delivering perverted fan art to your home as we speak! Next Question!
izuko-chan
I've been waiting for something like this to pop up. :
Freddy: Are you secretly gay? Is the raping of all the innocent, buxom, blonde girls (like Lori) just a cover-up?
Jason: How can I ask you a question? You can't talk...
Hannibal: I'd tap you. The younger you...at least. :
Pinhead: You're a sex addict.
Freddy: I never rape people, I just brutally murder them and eat their souls! And I'm not gay, I actually like someone...don't wanna say who it is though.
Jason: Spidey gave me the ability to talk with his author powers!
Hannibal: Yeah, most people would, but...
Clarice: -jumps between her and Hannibal and pulls out a pistol- MINE!
Pinhead: I am not! I'm a sadistic masochist! Get it right! l
Spidey: I'm glad you like my story! Would you like me to send Sai over?
Sai: -running back and forth delivering perverted fan art to reviewers-
Spidey: Well, that wraps up this chapter! R&R, and Sai might come over to your house! If you don't R&R, you'll get our second option...
Orochimaru: Kukuku...
A/N: I just thought i should point out some characters that I think have been forgotten, but are still here: Norman Bates, Frank, Michael Myers, Clarice, and Sidney. They might disappear from the story altogether if they don't start getting questions...well, except for Sidney of course.