Spidey: I'm back...with anger management problems! Luckily, I have anger management solutions! -summons Light Yagami-
Light: Where am I...Holy shi...
Spidey: -hits with baseball bat- That's for killing L! And Raye Penbar! And Naomi...-gives long assed list of names, hitting him for every one of them- I feel better now!
Light: my spleen hurts...
Spidey: It's over there.
Light: I know...at least I'm still alive! -chandelier falls on him-
Spidey: -turns to L- And you didn't want to hang a chandelier up there...
L: Yeah, but you didn't need a chandelier to hurt Kira. A few more whacks with the baseball bat, and he'd have stopped twitching...and the floor's on fire.
Spidey: -sighs- Always looking at the glass half empty. Why can't sit back and enjoy Light's pain?
Light: The parts of me that still have feeling are are on fire! The other parts seem strangely untouched...or maybe they are? No, I'd feel it.
L: I am...-roasts marshmellows over the fire-
Spidey: You better share those. First Question!
Shaderoth
Barney: I hve infoformed soal soceity of your horrid existance they are all after you.
Spidey: have you ever heard of the movie IT you should add that clown Derry, IT, pennywise.
Freddy: Use the freddy.
Pinhead: hey there's a person you should meet his names hiden.
Dracula:of course after my atorney thief reads them over i'm being riped off but it's worth it.thief done he'll sign this if you sign this document hand over document.
Jason: sweet then it could work to the necromancy bookstore. (jumps into wing zero and flies away)
Barney: I will STILL swallow your soul...right after I eat those damned children of course...
Spidey: Ok! -Pennywise appears-
Pennywise: ...And then I'm going to...wait, where am I? And where's Bill Denbrough? We were about to have some fun!
Spidey: Fun is something you won't be having here. You're here to answer questions. Resistance is futile.
Pennywise: Well, I guess i should...-face suddenly turns grotesque and he turns to spidey- RAR! BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA! SHREEEOOONK!
Spidey: -yawns- Did I mention that I have author powers, and that I've seen the mini-series? -throws pie at him- That's battery acid, you slime!
Pennywise: No it's not...-pie hits face- IT BURNS!
Freddy: Use the what? Whatever you said got censored. -swerves to avoid missile-
Pinhead: As soon as I get off this infernal magnet I shall have to meet them! -magnet falls to the ground, crushing him- Who did that?
Frank and Danny: -whistling-
Dracula: Why would I pay taxes to not sue you? And I'd rather not do business with Thief. He's still mad about the law ninja... Ah well, my contract cancels this one out anyway. -turns to Theif- Beware...-scary music starts playing, and darkness surrounds the room- If you rip me off, my three sons will come for you...
Jason: Wait, is he gonna control me? Nah, he'd never do that. He's my new best friend!
Spidey: Shaderoth, Huo wants his Gundam back. He just hasn't been the same without it...
Huo: -drunk, and crying- Wing Zero! Why did you get stolen? And why is Relena craving strange foods and blaming me for it? I need another beer... -falls over- I can still drive...
Spidey: Great, he's passed out on the floor again! Next Question!
izuko-chan
More questions for the . :
Freddy: Who do you like? Hmm? I bet it's some girl with big boobs. You seem to like those.
Jason: Did he, really? Do you believe it? I've always wanted to know that.
Hannibal: Orly?! Because you were one sexy docter, let me tell you that. :3
Pinhead: You get off on your pain and the pain of others, you mean. Pain is pleasure to you -- therefore, you are a sex addict. PERVERT!
Freddy: There's more to love than that! And I don't really know what she looks like.
Jason: Believe what?
Hannibal: I know, but I have a girlfriend.
Clarice: -lowers gun- I won't kill you, cause I know how irresistable he is. -turns to Hannibal- Closet?
Hannibal: Yays! -carries her into closet-
Pinhead: Yeah...but I don't have sex, and thus, can't be addicted to something I've never done. Ha! Try arguing logic with a demon.
Spidey: -opens mouth to say something, but closes it- Can't think of a comment for this. Next Question!
Krystal Kruegar777
Freddy: -Leans forward and gives him a small peck on his cheek while he was driving Spidey's car at top speed- I'll fix Spidey's car so he won't kill you guys. -Makes the hole disappear in a blink of an eye- Oh, one more thing to do.. -Makes tape appear over Squall's mouth-
Freddy: Ok...but can we wait till he runs out of missiles, just to be safe?
Spidey: Dang it, I'm out of missiles! Looks like I'll be using the Tesla Deathray...
Freddy: -sees lightning hit the ground- Ok, scratch that! And it's too late for Cloud...I saw blood coming out of his head when he was blown out of a car...probably didn't help that he got hit by a missile in mid-air as he fell out
Squall: -concerned look- Why do I feel as if my best friend just died and it's my fault? I didn't even like Cloud...-has a half hour long inner dialouge-
Spidey: Now for my car to be avenged! -fires blast of lightning at them- Muahahaha, wait a second! -notices car is fixed, and presses button, causing lightning to stop an inch from the car- Sorry, guess I got carried away..-scratches the back of his head- Next Question!
Skullblade
Don Kanonji: Bwahahahahaha!
Jack: -throws Enaku at him- Talk to this pervert!
Ash: Careful, he's insane.
Barney: Damn Hollows! I summon!! THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF SHINIGAMI!
Franky: YOSH!
Spidey: I finally read volume 21 of Bleach!
Don Kanonji: -continues hitting Jason on the head- I will send you straight to Heaven!
Jason: -is annoyed-
Jack: Um...hi?
Enaku: W4NN4 60 L00K 47 H1N474 1N 7H3 5H0W3R?
Jack: No...she's not taking a shower at the moment. -is sad-
Ash: So am I! DEADITES!
Barney: What are they gonna...-gets stabbed in the face with several zanpuko.
Spidey: Well, that certainly solves that problem. Unless of course he get's ressurrected as something else!
Several hours earlier...
Papillon: -finds Barney's body- Don't worry, you may seem dead, but you will live on as a homunculus! -uses Barney's body to create weird Homunculus parasite thingy- Now I just need to find a random hobo, inject this into him, wait a week, and I'll have a Barney type Homunculus!
Several hours after that...
Lord Weis: -finds Barney's body- What the hell was this thing? Oh well, i guess the only way out will be to ressurect it as a frankenstine! -drags away Barney's body-
Present time...
Spidey: Yup, I bet we'll never be seeing him again!
Franky: YOUTH! Wait, why me just say that?
Spidey: I'm not really sure which volume I'm on. I was to the point where Ichigo and the Quincy were just hanging out, eating lunch together. Well, that about wraps up another chapter!
Sidney: R&R...or Spidey will do something stupid, like pulling out the H-word again.
Hannibal: Not the H-word! -hides in closet with Clarice-
Ash: NOOOOOOOO! -falls to his knees and laughs insanely...again-
Michael: I must protect Rainbow Flower! -grabs stuffed animal and runs-
Spidey: -gets out megaphone- FALSE ALARM PEOLE! THE REVIEWS ARE COMING IN STEADILY. NO H-WORD HERE!
Everyone: -sighs, and glares at Sidney-
Spidey: Dang it Sidney, you KNOW that panics the characters!
Sidney: -smiles evilly- That's why I do it...