Spidey: I'm back, with crazyrandomsexiness!
Sidney: Is that even a word?
Spidey: It is now. First Question!
Shaderoth
jason:well i'm back from destroying all necromancy books incluiding the necronamican.
Huo:Relena is probably pregnant and here's your gundom back i stole one from your alternante who was evil and is now dead (throws wingzero at hao).
Dracula:hmm well then he's usless (pulls out death note and starts writing) Thief tommorow morning heart attack of all his contracts nullifying well that takes care of him.
pennywise:(jumps into chuch noris gundom)you have a five second head start.
Spidey:i know control the sugar demon fear me bwahahaha Shaderoth away (flies away in chuck noris gundom).
Jason: But now there can't be anymore Evil Dead movies!
Huo: Yay! Now I have TWO Gundams! And that would explain why she's been hormonal and craving strange food.
Dracula: He already found a Deathnote and spelled his own name wrong three times, thus making him immune.
Pennywise: I have my own Gundam! -gets into Jackie Chan Gundam- Well, it's technically not mine... but I'm sure Spidey won't mind!
Spidey: WHY MUST EVERYBODY STEAL MY VEHICALS! And Shaderoth, I have a bloodline called Sugar control, so I could force the demon to do a dance if I wanted to! -uses bloodline to force Sugar Demon to do the "YMCA" dance- Muahahahahahahahaha! Next Question!
Skullblade
Don Kanonji: -grabs the stick from him-
Jack: She is taking a shower... she just got in, which is in no way connected to secret spy cameras.
Ash: ...Maybe he'll write an Evil Dead song...
Spidey: Did you remember to burn the corpse?
Franky: It's a mystery of Life.
Spidey: I don't know where that is... -summons
Alucard- Find the dino's body!
Don Kanonji: My stick of heaven! Now how will I shove it in the evil holes to excorsize demons?
Spidey: -chokes back laugher-
Don Kanonji:...that sounded different in my head.
Jack: And Naruto is my best friend! I can't in good conscience look at his girlfriend in the shower.
Spidey: You memorized Hinata's showering habits too? Not that either of us still watches her in the shower.
Ash: But there are already Evil Dead songs. There's even a musical based on Evil Dead!
Spidey: Funny thing, when I got there, the corps had disappeared! I just assumed that i had been dragged away and eaten, or had randomly exploded.
Franky: Life mysterious...
Spidey: It's right after Ichigo killed the freakin' huge hollow. Don't worry, all forms of ressurection that could be used on him take a few weeks.
Meanwhile, somewhere else...
Papillon: Ha ha! I've found a way to make a homunculus parasite that reaches the brain in a few short days! Now if I could just find a damned hobo...
Luffy: -over hears him- You evil jerk! I'll beat you up! -goes to attack him-
Papillon: -whistles-
Washio: -comes out of nowhere and kicks Luffy's arse-
Papillon: -examins him- You'll do. -pulls out syringe-
Luffy: My only regret is that I could have had more meat...
Back with Spidey...
Spidey: Next Question!
Restless Goddess
"where the derogatory term for sexual intercourse am I?" dies laughing FUNNY STUFF!
Spidey: -is touched- Thanks! Have some perverted fan art! Sai...
Sai: -walks up- What's your favorite pairing?
Voidangel Sorren
Sidney: What the hell? Can't you just die or something?
Jack: Hows the ninja training goin, loser?
Ash: NECRONOMICON NO JUTSU! throws said book at him
Sidney: Nobody wants to kill me anymore...ooh, a quarter! -bends over to get quarter, not noticing several knives that fly directly over her and imbed themselves in a wall- It's my lucky day!
Jack: It's going great. Is that the best insult you can come up with?
Ash: Necronomicon? -pulls out shotgun- Where? -gets hit in the head by book-
Spidey: Well, that wraps up this chapter!
Sidney: Now...
Sai: Please...
Freddy: Review...
Jason: Or...
Bad Ash: I WILL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!
Spidey: -sighs- How did you get in here?
Bad Ash: Ash looked in a mirror! Now, start bowing down to me, or I'll kill you all!
Spidey: Jack, take care of this idiot.
Bad Ash: What the...
Jack: ICY HOT FIST!
Ash: ER...BOOMSTICK BLAST!
Bad Ash: -finds himself missing most of his limbs- Well..this is unfortunate. Wait, don't kill me! I'll answer questions! I don't want to cease to exist!
Spidey: Ok. Next chapter, Bad Ash will be joining us! Now R&R, or Hannibal will eat a puppy and a kitty!
Hannibal: He's not joking! I'll do it, I swear i will! I'm a derranged psychopath!