Spidey: I'm back...with extreme editing! Sorry for how this chapter was when it first turned out...the formatting screwed over Skull's review for some reason, and there was no authors note at the begining. I appologize, and am already being penalized for my stupidity... -is wearing a dunce cap, and sitting in the corner-

Sidney: -is pulling his ear- What have we learned?

Spidey: -groans- proof-read before you post...

Sidney: That's right! First question!

Spidey: YOU EVIL FEMALE! YOU STOLE MY LINE FROM ME! -cries in emo corner-

Shaderoth

pennywise:yeah my gundom cannot be destroyed you have no chance chuck roundhouse kick (roundhouse kicks pennywises gundom.

jason:i threaten to make him watch every barney tellitubby and spongebob all at the same time if that doesn't work we'l have chuck noris play the part. Draculauhmm yeah im not that stupid ask skullblade.

Sidney:(looking back as he runs from sidney)run run as fast as you can so i can see your boobs jiggle more.

Pennywise: -Gundam blocks roundhouse kick- Jackie-Chan is unpredicatable! -throws Shaderoth's Gundam into space-

Jason: I can't see Chuck playing Ash.

Dracula: Look in to my eyes!

Sidney: Pervert! -puts on robe-

Spidey: -still staring at her boobs- Ooooooooh. -drools-

Sidney: Spidey, I believe now is the part where you say 'Next Question'...

Spidey: -not paying attention-

Sidney: -slaps Spidey-

Spidey: -looks around confused- Next Question!

Izuko-chan

Freddy: You have a penpal? It must be pretty hard to write with your glove. And guess what? I saw a Nightmare on Elm Street book at Borders. And I'm going to buy it. AND READ IT! Jason: tears come to eyes You mean...you DON'T believe it? But Jason-kun! Hannibal: I told you so. You didn't listen to me. Now he's munching away happily on your innards. Tsk tsk. Pinhead: That's right. You bad, bad pervert.

Freddy: It takes skills. Wait, I'm in books? Why don't they pay me? WHY?!

Jason: Just kidding, of course I believe it!

Clarice: -gets up- Sorry, I tripped. What was that about my innards?

Pinhead: Alright! I'm a pervert! -read Icha Icha: Bondage-

Spidey: Great, now he's perverted AND sadistic. Next Question!

Voidangel Soren

Hannibal: Doing anymore movies?

Pinhead: holds up hammer, smiles evily lemme get those for ya.

Bad Ash: Has your love life suffered as a result of being dismembered? Jack: THINK FAST! thows 5 shadow shuriken at him

Hannibal: No..."Hannibal" was the last movie...and damn them for not letting me score with Clarice in the movie! Dang it, me and her got together at the end of the last book!

Pinhead: Hmm...sound fun! -holds still-

Bad Ash: No...it's more likely the rotting flesh and muscle that messed me up in that category. But I did have this girlfriend that didn't seem to mind...but then one day...she went to S-mart...never came back...so young and hideous too...Damn it Shebichia, I told you the Dismemberer was working there, but NO! You had to have your Cap'n Crunch... -suddenly looks around- not that I actually care, being evil and all! -turns away, and wipes away single tear-

Ash: She shouldn't have jumped over me while I had a rifle! Throwing me into those cans and attacking my potential love interest didn't help her position either...and she did steal those boxes of Cap'n Crunch...

Jack: -taps him on shoulder from behind- Was that fast enough?

Spidey: He held his own for three seconds against Chuck Norris. I wouldn't mess with him. Next Question!

Skullblade

-gets weird look in eyes- uhh...

Sidney: -gropes-
-in other lands-
Hinata: -gropes-
Tsunade: -gropes-
Ino: -gropes-
Ten Ten: -gropes-
Sakura: ...nah.
Temari: -gropes-
Best for last!
Android 18: -gropes-

-suddenly has sunglasses-

Spidey:-pulls out lightsaber- I would keep my hands away from her if I were you. -goes Uber-Powerful Protective Fanboy-

Sidney: -tazers him between the legs-

Hinata: -henge disappears, revealing Orochimaru- Kukuku...

Tsunade: -was a very realistic puppet that Sasori left behind when he left-

Deidara: -dressed like Ino, and has a confused look- Why are you groping me?

Tenten: -was actually a skrull in disguise-

Sakura: -is actually Hinata under a henge- Ha! It worked!

Temari: -sparks shoot out of neck, and falls apart, revealing it to actually be a robot-

Android 18: -is actually Sakura using henge- SUPRISE TIME! -grabs Skullblade, and drags him toward Pinhead's closet-

Spidey: Has anybody seen my sunglasses? They look just like those ones...

Jack: well, I guess it's time to end the chapter.

Spidey: Actually, i was gonna introduce some new people! Please welcome Cutlu...Cthutut...Cthulhu...the dude with the name I can't pronounce!

Cthulhu: I'm free from the depths of the ocean! Now it's smitering time!

Spidey: No it isn't...this is an ask fic.

Cthulhu: What?! Dang it! Well, the prophesy says that after I rise from the depths of the sea, that I will destroy the human race...except for my followers of course...I'm TOTALLY not gonna repay them with backstabbity death...

Spidey: technically, there was no "rising" involved. I kinda teleported you here.

Spidey: Better luck next time you get ressurected. Our next guest...Linoge!

-old guy dressed like a cat burgalerl appears-

Linoge: Give me what I want, and I will go away...wait, where am I? I was just telling this town on this island that I would make them all walk into the ocean if they didn't give me one of their children to pass on my legacy!

Spidey: Well...if it makes you feel better, they were ABOUT to give you what you wanted...of course, I teleported you here right when that was about to happen...HA! Suck that Steven King! Now your miniseries is ending in a HAPPY way!

Linoge: I demand to be returned. Don't make me tell everyone about...er...what the heck?

Spidey: -mentally humming the song that gets on everybody's nerves-

Linoge: -clutches his head in his hands- THAT INFERNAL SONG IS NOW PLAYING IN MY HEAD AS WE SPEAK! DAMN YOU SPIDEY!

Spidey: Oh, and how could we forget...Yog Slogoth or whatever his name was!

Yog: I am Yog sothoth! I'm powerful and evil! I need human sacrifice! Muahahahaha!

Spidey: -smacks with a newspaper- Bad demon! Bad!

Yog: Insulent human! -turns into giant worm-

Spidey: -summons giant bird-

Yog: Meep! -turns into weird, floating bubbles- Nothing you do can hurt me! NOTHING!

Spidey: Surrender, or I'll seal you into the Yaoi dimension.

Yog: Ok, I won't cause problems!

Pennywise: -whispers to Linoge- What a loser...-both laugh-

Yog: Shut up!

Spidey: Our next guest...the Dunwitch horror!

Dunwitch Horror: -appears, but isn't seen-

Spidey: Crap, forgot it was invisible...

Yog: -is glomped by invisible monster- Need...air...

Spidey: Our next guest...Isaac!

Isaac: ...and that, is exactly why the adults must be sacrificed to He-Who-Walks-Behind-The-Rows...where the hell am I?

Spidey: Um...not over the age of 19?

Isaac: Regardless, H.W.W.B.R. will smite you!

Spidey: There are no rows of corn in my secret base...

Isaac: THEN I WILL HAVE TO GROW THEM OUT OF A DEAD BODY!

Spidey: -pulls out flamethrower- Just try it...

Isaac: Well...I guess you have me at a disadvantage. What do you want?

Spidey: You are now in an ask fic. You will answer questions or I'll tell your followers that you're actually 30 something years old, but short enough to pass as a 9 year old!

Isaac: They'd never believe that!

Spidey: Actually, they seem rather gullible to me...

Isaac:...I accept your terms.

Spidey: Well, that's all of the story for now! Review, or I'll send that Dunwitch guy after you!

Dunwitch Horror: -is standing right behind you-

Everyone: REVIEW!!