Spidey: I'm back...with problems...there seems to be a conflict between the Lovecraftian and Steven King-ian characters...
Cthutlu: All I want is to put everyone that doesn't agree with me into a camp...is that so wrong?
Linoge: Yes! Just because someone pissed you off by...
Cthutlu: IT'S NOT ABOUT THAT ANYMORE!
Linoge: Is so!
Cthutlu: Is not!
Linoge: Is too!
Cthutlu: Is not!
Linoge: Is not!
Cthutlu: Is too...DAMN IT! That's it, everybody that doesn't want to get smited, come over here and tell me everything you can about yourself so I can decide whether or not to trust you!
Linoge: THAT'S MADNESS!
Cthutlu: I don't care! From now on...you will all register with me or die! Who's with me?
Linoge: I'm just as capable of smiting as he is.
Spidey: Hmm...this reminds me of something that happened in the Marvel-verse...something that pissed off all the fans...Oh well, I'm sure it won't be like that. Next Question!
Skullblade
Sidney: -grabs crotch-
Hinata: -girlie scream-
Tsunade: ...It feels human!
Ino: ...Deidara! -runs-
TenTen: ...So?
Sakura: Damnnit!
Temari: ...Damnnit!
Sakura: I would have preferred the death from the real 18 over this!
-Skullblade walks in- I told you, Future Me. They like me LESS than you.
Cthulu: ...OMG! The Lovecraft Old One! Must destroy Ancient Evil! -gets out the H.P. Lovecraft Necronomicon-
Sidney: That won't protect you from Spidey...
Spidey: -gets in Gundam, and points BFG at him-D0N'7 70UCH H3R 7H47 W4Y! -has EXTREMELY scary look in his eyes-
Orochimaru: -glomps F Skullblade- We're best friends now!
Spidey: Um...skull...you know everything that happens to him eventually happens to you, right? -pokes 'Tsunade'- It's a doll...it was Sasori's wedding present to his wife, Mary Shaw, but she never wore it for him...
Deidara: Don't touch my moobs! -blows up Skullblade- Now to return to Ask The Ninjas! -jumps through portal-
Skrull: I'm a male skrull...
Hinata: -laughs her arse off, then jumps into escape pod and leaves-
Spidey: She didn't even say goodbye...
Sidney: -slaps forhead- Spidey...
Temaribot: -randomly explodes-
Sakura: -drags F Skull out of closet disappointedly- Pinhead is still in their, torturing some guy named Light...Oh well, looks like it's time for the good ole' blung kunai! -pulls out a rusty kunai-
Cthutlu: I will pinche slap your soul! -attacks him-
Spidey: As long as he has the Necronomicon, he should be...
Ash: NECRONIMICON! -shoots book out of Skullblades hands, then shoots it hundreds of times till it's no longer readable- Evil! -keeps shooting it-
Linoge: -whispers in his ear- Join me, and we will make him go away...
Spidey: -pinches slaps Linoge- Don't drag my reviewers into this! Next Question!
Voidangel Sorren
Isaac: So, has the whole being immortal thing affected your views and beliefs? Jack: darn...whispers there's a gay mafia. Yog: What movie are you from? Linoge: Stephen King is a loser. Cthulhu: HA! You're a cuttlefish!Katon: Gokuku no Jutsu! Hannibal: Dinner is served. He's a god, so he should taste better than human. Orochimaru: ...why were you hengeing as Hinata? Other than for the lulz.
Isaac: No. He-Who-Walks-Behind-The-Rows will smite those that don't believe in him, along with all those over the age of 18 that refuse to be sacrificed, and... -rants with B.S. for several hours-
Jack: I don't see how that effects me.
Yog: I was in Jerusalems Lot, but I'm mainly from the Lovecraftian mythos.
Linoge: BLASPHEMY! -makes him slap himself- Nobody disses my creator!
Cthutlu: Ouch...that was rather painful...
Hannibal: -pokes it- It's still moving...
Orochimaru: I just wanted to scar Skullblade for life. Kukuku
Spidey: I think you already did that with the Princess Orochi outfit...Next Question!
Shaderoth
(shaderoth gundom explodes killing those insinde and shaderoth walks out of nowere in ninja jesus gundom)hey have you seen my chuck norris gundom and future me i'm trying to kill him for being me there can be only one.
jason:yeah and the fact if the movie goes to just five seconds long it was incredibly bloody but short really and a lot of people died
Dracula:hmm i know i shoulndt but what the heck (looks in draculas eyes)
sidney:weird it felt like i was possesed for a second but i can't be possesed.
isaac:your god will kill you.
dunwitch:(narrows eyes)invisible huh take this (turns invisible) now you can't see me either haha
Spidey: Pennywise made a fake one, blew it up, then ate future you and stole it...and he dented my Jackie Chan Gundam! -gets into Jackie Chan Gundam- I shall help you hunt him down!
Jason: That, and Chuck isn't Bruce Campell, and looks nothing like Ash...I can't imagine him as Ash...
Ash: Chuck Norris eh?
(Ash's Imagination)
Ash (played by Chuck Norris): -stares at bloody stump- You may have taken my left hand, and I may be busy stopping the bleeding with my right hand, but I still have my middle hand! -hand comes out of beard and punches deadite-
Deadite: -is completely unaffected- Who are you anyway?
Ash: Ashley J. Williams...Texas Ranger...
Deadites: -stare at him for a while-
Ash: What?
Deadites: -laugh their dead arses off-
(Back to Reality)
Ash: BRUCE, YOU MUST RETURN TO EVIL DEAD!
Dracula: -hypnotizes him- You will grope Sidney, then stand very still...
Sidney: -loads shotgun- Oh yeah, like I'm gonna fall for the "I was possessed, please forgive me!" excuse!
Isaac: LIES! He-Who-Walks-Behind-The-Rose would never do that! He is holy and...well, I guess he will when I reach the ripe old age of 19, but I'll already be dying of old age by then.
Dunwitch: -lifts him by the throat- I can smell you! -glomps- Now I have a new best friend!
Spidey: If you want to keep it, you'll have to feed it, pody train it, and walk it three times a day so it gets plenty of excersize! Next Question!
Izuko-chan
Freddy: Yes, you are! Isn't it amazing?! I read a little thing of it, and you seemed out of character...your speech was too smooth. \ BUT I STILL WANT IT! Will you buy me it because I love you? And can you teach me these 'skillz'?
Jason: OF COURSE YOU DO! :B
Hannibal: Oh, well. He still wants your body...for more than one reason!
Pinhead: Ooh! Can I see? :D
Freddy: I'm kinda broke right now...do you know a bookstore where they take souls? And behold: -takes off glove-
Jason: Do you need a hug?
Clarice: Damn right he does!
Pinhead: -holds away book protectively- No! It's my pron! MINE!! -hisses-
Spidey: He's just cranky cause Sakura won't come out of his special closet...
Sasuke: -tries to claw his way out- Help me...
Spidey: -waves, and gives thumbs up-
Sasuke: -is dragged back in-
Spidey: Well, I guess that wraps up this chapter!
Sidney: REVIEW!
Hannibal: or I'll eat a kitty, AND a puppy!
Spidey: -holds away puppy protectively- Please R&R
-jumps onto Godzilla's head and rides off into the sunset-