Spidey: I'm back...with more allies! Thank you for those of you who have avoided this stupid war to fight the real enemy...YAOI! Operation M.E.A.T.S.H.I.E.L.D. would fail without you!
Jack: -sides with Spidey- I like the side that ends up with me kicking alien arse!
Spidey: That's one on my side!
Linoge: you don't get a side Spidey, you're neutral!
Spidey: Neutrality is a side of it's own. If you wanna be neutral, join my side!
-All of the original characters go to Spidey's side...except for Michael of course-
Michael: I'll stick with Cthulhu to the end! Hey, where's Rainbowflower?
Rainbowflower:... -is on Linoge's side-
Michael: But he gave us candy man! How could you join Linoge?
Rainbowflower:...
Spidey: -sighs- First Question...
Linoge: No, I believ it's time we talked about your neutrality...
Spidey: -goes uber powerful Protective Fanboy- I SAID FIRST QUESTION!!
Linoge: MEEP! -hides-
Shaderoth
Spidey:(shaderoth and tobi and vodermort apear)spidey i bring horrible news my ak fic was destroyed by yaoi fangirls and there's worse news they didn't take voldermort and they have harry potter and hey stolen all my gundoms sidney:(curently in protective Aurther mode)the yaoi fangirls will die (summons army of shugar demons kill the yaoi fangirls (sugar demons teleport away
Skrull:(cuts hand off)great now i need a new hand
(turns to ash) any recomandations
Linoge:i'l help and by help i mean give you weapon?
video game monsters i'l help more if you join my anti yaoi force
Spidey:spidey sure i'l join your army
Name: shaderoth
Appearance:completly covered in pitch black armor and an aura of evil
Contributions to Army: sugar demons anti yaoi jutsu's and yuri fanart
Spidey: Dang it, how's Hermione? And Ginny? And what about Luna? Crap, we must rescue them! -gives him the crappy version of Wing Zero- And those Sugar Demons seem to be doing some damage...but sadly, it isn't enough.
Skrull: Why did you cut your hand off? And this whole "yaoi fangirl" think reminds me of this thing that happened to my race, when this guy called Annihalus started attacking our worlds...
Ash: Do you have a weapon that's hand-sized that you wouldn't mind having for a hand? If not, we could always use a medieval gauntlet.
Linoge: I'm powerful enough to make a whole colony get up and walk into the sea. However, if you could give me a child, around the age of 9 to be my apprentice, that would be helpful. Or you could just join my army.
Spidey: I don't know what you mean by "Videogame Monsters". Sorry. And yuri fanart seems to hurt them. Sai, get painting!
Sai: -paints picture and loads it into the fanart gun-
Spidey: I plan to hold them off at ATN! I hope Skullblade doesn't mind us having a climactic battle in his fanfic. Next Question!
krystalkrueger777
Evil Ash: Mm, well be glad Pinhead is not torturing you instead, ugly. -pokes him with a sharp stick- And act like man, not a blasted pansy.
Frank: Oh you got to be freakin' kidding me!
Wishmaster: -sighs heavily- I wish you were out of the Yaoi Dimension.
Spidey: Can I keep the Djinn and also ask him questions? -puppy sad eyes- Pretty please.
Freddy: -kisses deeply on the lips, then hugs him happily- Si, I'll be your penpal with...well, you know.
Horror Icons: STOP! Can't you see there is a war going on with the Yaoi fangirls?
Name: krystalkrueger7
Codename: Bladed-Scorpio
Appearance: mysteriously-beautiful, short light brown hair, bluish-grey eyed.
Contributions to Army: Is the female spy/healer of the army.
Evil Ash: NEVER! -cries in emo corner-
Ash: -laughs at his pain-
Frank: I'm not...he must have really wanted that banana
Wishmaster: I'm free! -is trapped in teletubby land- NOOOOOOOOOO!
Spidey: -tries to resist- Ah...Hinata must have trained you! -throws Wishmaster to her and runs-
Freddy: YAY!
Horror Icons: -ignore her except for the ones that were already on Spidey's side-
Spidey: We could always use a Spy/healer...Operation M.E.A.T.S.H.I.E.L.D. depends on it. Next Meathshield...I mean, next question!
Voidangel Sorrn
Name: Voidangel "Frosty" Soren
Appearance: Bronzed skin, black hair, brown eyes, average height.
Contributions to Army: Has power over life and death, can make guns out of air, and has encyclopedic knowledge of jutsu.
Cthulhu and Linoge: ok...you're both psychotic.
Sakura: Are you just gonna leave that Sasuke there? Recycle, or you'll ruin the planet.
Hannibal: So...you could kill all these people, drive Clairice to insanity, and still look good doing it, but you can't find a way to kill a fking cuttlefish?
Pinhead: don't mention it!
Jack: And there's even a gay sect of the K. They own CNN.
Spidey: What? The profile is at the TOP of the review? BRILLIANT! You can be one of my advisors!
Cthulhu/Linoge: JOIN ME, I'M BETTER! NO, I'M BETTER! SHUT UP JERK FACE!
-continue trying to kill eachother-
Sakura: Whoops, sorry! -throws Sasuke into the Recycling furnace-
Hannibal: I tried frying it, cutting it to pieces, and eating it alive... constipation is bad enough when it isn't somehow still alive...I will have revenge! -lights Cthuhlu on fire-
Pinhead: Yayz! -pins shoot back out- Ah gee...
Jack: Well, that doesn't really effect me.
Spidey: Next Question!
Skullblade
Sidney: Thank you.
Orochimaru: ...I think he enjoys it.
Spidey: Unless it ends up like Dragon Ball Z time travel, where it wouldn't change anything.
Deidara: ...Boom.
Skrull: They can change their body completely...
Hinata: No! That's not what I meant!
Spidey: ...Temaribots for Sale!
Sakura: ...I thought you dumped me?
Spidey: ...I finished it already. But I'll try. Pressuring me will just make it slower... ...Okay, this seems Rip-Offish. But you know me well enough by now.
Sidney: Don't mention it!
Orochimaru: Ew, you're weird in the future!
Spidey: Or it could end up like Hitchhiker's Guide To the Galaxy, where in one book it's impossible to change something, and in another book, the time flow is so screwed up, they have people protesting how screwed up it is.
Deidara: It's bang biotch! -blows him up again-
Skrull: Yes...unless we get pregnant while in female form, then we're royally screwed. We could also be slaughtered in cow form and not turn back into skrulls, yet turn back when killed in human form! Oh well, at least in this fic I'm safe...
Skrull Kill Krew: -drives in and shoots him hundreds of times, then drives away-
Skrull:...ouch. -dies-
Hinata: Then what did you mean? -eyes get even tearier-
Spidey: No thanks, I already have too many as it is...I INVENTED Temaribots.
Sakura: No I didn't. That was karin disguised as me... wanna meet me in the other closet? -points to Hannibal and Clarice's closet-
Spidey: Seems rip-offish? It IS rip-offish! But I don't really have a choice...the YFG are getting closer everyday. I have this crazy idea to unleash the original sugar demon on them, who would go insane and attack them, weakening them enough for us to easily defeat them when they reach your ask fic!
Skrull: Hey, that sounds just like the Nova Corps' plan to unleash Galactus on the Annihalation wave...
Spidey: -shoots skrull- Shut up Skrull! Nobody loves you!
Skrull: -cries-
Sai: -walks up to Spidey, panting- The Yuri Guns are fully loaded, sir!
Spidey: Great...now we just need a large pile of spare ammo!
Sai: Say what now?
Spidey: Sai, we're at war, quit slacking and go paint me some perverted yuri damn it!
Horror Icons: -continue fighting amoungst themselves-
Sidney: Do you think we have a chance, Spidey?
Spidey: Of course I...no, no I don't. Unless we get some reviews!
Sidney: R&R, or this site may soon be controlled by Yaoi fangirls...