Spidey: I'm back...with an army! Thank you to everyone who joined! I have a feeling that Operation M.E.A.T.S.H.I.E.L.D. will be very successful!

Izuko-chan

Freddy: Oh, that's pretty magical. And I think I saw one down the street...ON ELM STREET.

Jason: Yes! I would love to hug you!

Hannibal: Of course he does. Be wary!

Hannibal: But-but! I'm the one who revealed you for your perversion! I deserve a peek! TT

Sasuke: You're a uke. Go back into the closet.

Freddy: Only a true wearer of the glove can use it! -runs off to Elm Street- WHADOYA MEAN YOU DON'T TAKE HIPPIES? COMMUNIST! -sounds of stabbity death are heard- I got that book for you! -hands her the book, which is covered in blood-

Jason: -hugs- You're my bestest friend!

Hannibal: I shall be...-gets paranoid-

Pinhead: NO! You called me Hannibal...not the teary eyes...-gives her the Icha Icha and runs-

Sasuke: ...I need ...a ...medic...whats...an...uke?

Spidey: You're not going to join my army? -teary eyes- Next Question!

Voidangel Sorren

Spidey: Ah, a position of power? Shweet. I'll bring the baddest-asses from the Beserk Manga to help us out. I'm sure Gaats and Zodd will be able to help us out. Cthulhu & Linoge: I rest my case Hannibal: Wouldn't it be easier to summon a toad, have it spit oil on it, then use Gokuku no Jutsu on it? Pinhead: Man, that sucks. Good thing I came prepared! holds up nailgun Jack: And the programming section of this site. Therefore, the words you are represented as are owned by the Gay Ku Klux Klan.

Spidey: We need all the allies we can get!

Cthulhu & Linoge: -continue trying to smite eachother-

Hannibal: I'm not a shinobi.

Pinhead: Oh goody!

Jack: CONSPIRACIES! -hides in closet-

Spidey: -sighs- Great, now he's locked himself into the closet... specifically the closet where we keep the ammo for the yuri gun...

Jack: -is unconcious, due to nosebleed-

Spidey: Next question!

Shaderoth

Spidey:really well then i'l lend you one my vaults of yuri fanart and as for luna hermione and ginny there safe at a base i keep in another dimension

Ash:(holds up bfg)would this work

Linoge:hmm (tosses him a nine year old legatos from trigun) will he do

spidey:well i'm cutting this review short because i'm off to get more sugardemons yuri forever(teleports to sugardemon dimension)

Spidey: That would be awesome! Sai, you can take a break now!

Sai: yay...now maybe my arm will start working again! -is sitting next to a large pile of yuri-

Ash: -snatches BFG and hugs it- THANK YOU!

Linoge: Yes, he'll do fine! -turns to Legato- Would you like to be able control thousands of people with your mind?

Legato: WOULD I?

Spidey: Good, that should slow them down long enough for us to slowly put Operation MEATSHIELD into action. Next Question!

Krystalkruegar777

Freddy: -Smiles happily, takes fedora hat off his head and wears it- What do think? -goes in a sexy pose, hat was tilted a bit to hide one of her eyes-

Wishmaster: Yay! -hugs him tightly- Anyways, why did you make Spidey's hair pink?

Frank: What is your favorite type of music?

Spidey: Hehe, yep.

Freddy: That's hot...

Wishmaster: Cause I don't like him.

Frank: Rap!

Spidey: It's true! Next Question!

Diamondkat12

First I want to say that I love your Ask Fic. I want to ask the dude (I can't
seem to remember the name) in Scream why he calls his victims before killing
them. Doesn't he know that one of them may have a rocket launcher and blow him
to bits as soon as he shows himself?

Sidney: I'm not Ghostface, but as there were three Ghostfaces so far, and I killed them all, I'll answer this: the phone call has a psychological effect of making victims panic and do stupid things! However, I always have a weapon handy incase someone calls me!

Spidey: I'm glad you like my Ask fic, and I look forward to seeing more of your reviews!Next Question!

Skullblade

Orochimaru: And you're weird now.
Spidey: Well, I'd only use Trunks' time machine anyway.
Deidara: Art is a bang!
Skrull: -puts on surgical scrubs- I learned surgery from Trauma Center!
Hinata: I was looking at that! -points at a guy/girl named Desire-
Spidey: And I stole them from you.
Sakura: ...Sorry, I've moved on.
Skullblade: If you'll excuse me, I have a Harry Potter Naruto fic to plan.

Orochimaru: And that's news to you?

Spidey: Just don't get absorbed by weird green things when you get back!

Deidara: You bet it is! -blows him up-

Skrull: That means I'm saved, right? RIGHT? -looks at Spidey-

Spidey: -shakes his head and sighs sadly- Sidney, call the undertaker...

Hinata: Who the hell is that?

Spidey: Well...I stole your badly written fanfiction joke!

Sakura: Dang, I guess I'll just give some other guy several hours of pleasure...-drags L into the closet-

Spidey: It better be NaruHina! Well, that wraps up this chapter! Now it's time to update this story! Now if I could just get these idiots to stop fighting...

Linoge: -punches Cthulhu- FACIST!

Cthulhu: -punches Linoge- TERRORIST!

Spidey: -sighs- Please R&R!