Spidey: I'm back...without jokes to start the chapter with! Unfortunatley, the Civil War is STILL dragging on...

Michael: -stabbing Jason multiple times- I took off my mask! Why can't you take off yours?

Jason: -hits him with machete-

Michael: Ha! I'm as hard to kill as you are! -stabs him with spear-

-both continue fighting to the death-

Cthulhu: We seem to be out-numbered...good thing I brought in some more homies of mine!

Dagon: You better pay up on those human sacrifices!

Cthulhu:...do somewhat human enemies of mine count?

Dagon: Yup!

Cthulhu: -in Mr. Burns voice- Excellent...

Dagon: Come my armies of Fish-Frog men, to the battlefield!

Linoge: I've got some new allies of my own!

John Chuter: I suppose your deaths will remain a mystery, even to me... -stabs Dagon with a screw driver-

Dagon: -shrieks in pain- My one weakness...how did you know? -falls over-

Norman: -dressed like his mother- Don't hurt my son's friend's allies! -jumps onto John Chuter, and gets into knife/screw driver fight with him-

Linoge: I've also got other allies...

Carrie: I'm only here because Spidey hired me to end this conflict!

Linoge: True...but you WILL join me...-tries to mind control her-

Carrie: Leave me alone! -throws him acrossed the room- I'm not siding with either of you! -goes and joins Spidey, along with Ash, Sidney, Hannibal, Freddy, and Clarice-

Linoge: Damnit Spidey! I finally meet a female in this sausage-fest war, and she leaves to go to YOUR side!

Cthulhu: -slaps him- You won't live long enough to get laid anyway!

Linoge: I'll outlive you! -gets into huge battle with him-

Pennywise: -attacks Yog Slogoth-

Yog: -attacks Pennywise-

Isaac: -goes to attack Dunwitch-

Dunwitch: Why are you attacking me?

Isaac: Because we're on different sides...but come to think of it, that's actually pretty stupid...wanna go settle this with a game of Doom.

Dunwitch: Sure!

-everyone else continues fighting-

Spidey: -walks into the room, and poors a cup of coffee, as several projectiles barely miss him- Oh my, this is getting out of hand. First Question!

KrystalKruegar777

Spidey: Check this YouTube video out! ((Texas Chainsaw Musical:
/watch?vstF2dSM4k ))

Pennywise: -Screams and suddenly whacks him over the head with a giant
mallet- I have a fear of clowns and dolls too!

Frank: Sweet, anyways, what is your favorite wild animal?

Evil Ash: -pokes him with a running chainsaw- Whoops, my finger slip. -pokes
him- Whoops, my finger slip. -pokes him again- Whoops, my finger slip.

Pinhead, Ash, & Jack: -Still poking Evil Ash with a running chainsaw- Wanna
torture Evil Ash with me?

Wishmaster: Why?

Candyman: -looks at a mirror, eerie whisper- Candyman, Candyman, Candyman,
Candyman, Candyman…

Freddy, Frank, Ash, Evil Ash, Linoge, Hannibal, Jason, Michael, Pinhead,
Isaac, Dracula, Candyman, and Wishmaster: Let's all sing a musical together!
-puppy sad eyes- Please.

Freddy: -Still wearing his fedora hat, smiles and teleports in front of him-
Do you wanna go swimming with me? –suddenly get's shrunk by some unknown
force, in a cute squeaky voice- Eek! I'm tiny; I don't want to be squish
like a bug!

Spidey: How long will it take to load?

Pennywise: Ouch! -turns into giant scary looking doll-

Frank: Unicorns...I mean...uh...EVIL MAN-EATING UNICORNS!

Pinhead/Ash/Jack: WOULD I?

Wishmaster: Cause he annoys me!

Candyman: -comes out of mirror, wrapping hook around her neck- You rang?

Wishmaster: Only if you wish for it...

Candyman: NO! I don't sing...and I'm about to kill you anyway! -closes in on her-

Dracula: I haven't sung anything since Monster Mash!

Isaac: He-Who-Walks-With-The-Rose despises musicals! -calls someone on Cell Phone- You're next sacrifice is ready! -sends He-Who-Walks-With-The-Rose after her- Do you by chance live near a corn field?

Pinhead: Cebonites don't sing... we have other means to express ourselves, like abstract art...how would you like to be made into abstract art? -holds up chains-

Michael: I don't know...can Rainbowflower join in too? He has a beautiful voice...

Jason: Must...resist...puppydog...eyes...

Hannibal: I'm too old to sing.

Evil Ash: I was already in one musical, don't make me relive the horror!

Ash: Sorry, I... Um...have to...um...work? Yeah...the housewares Isle doesn't run itself!

Frank: But you hate me!

Freddy: -is the official speaker for all of them- WE'D LOVE TOO!

Everyone else: -sweat drops-

Freddy: -grins pervertedly- Would that mean I'd get to act on those priviledges? -sees her turn small- NO! NOW WE SHALL FOREVER BE CHALLENGED BY HEIGHT DIFFERENCE! -cries-

Spidey: I must rectify this situation! -uses author powers...to make Freddy the same size as Krystal- I'm such a good person! Next Question!

diamondkat12

Why does Krystal like Freddy? He's burnt and ugly. He doesn't deserve her, he
deserves someone ugly and burnt. Why are there no female horror icons. Bring
in Debbie Strong from Devil in the Flesh.

Freddy: I have no idea why she likes me.

Spidey: There aren't that many female horror icons to begin with, but that's why I brought in Sidney, along with the new girl, Carrie! Unfortunately, I've never heard of Devil In the Flesh...but if I read it, I'll probably introduce characters from it! Next Question!

izuko-chan

(sorry, it won't let me log-in)

Freddy: AH! glomps him Thank you, Freddy-kun! I luff you!

Jason: You're my bestest friend too, Jason-kun. :B

Spidey: I hate it when that happens.

Freddy: -glomps back- You're a good friend! But not a penpal with priviledges, I already have one of those!

Jason: Yay! -glomps-

Spidey: Wait...Freddy and Jason are both in a group hug, but don't realize it yet...I wonder what would happen if I teleported Izuko out of the hug? -is thinking- Next Question...

Skullblade

Orochimaru: No. No it's not.
Spidey: Damn Cell...
Deidara: Ouch.
Skrull: There's been a last minute replacement! The Greatest doctor in the
world, Black Jack, will now be your doctor!
Hinata: I'm not sure, but it freaks me out.
Spidey: And I stole your "Off into the sunset" joke!
Sakura: Whatver... I'm going to ask Orihime, maybe Death.
Skullblade: Would I have it any other way?

Orochimaru: Kukuku.

Spidey: Yeah...I have an idea! -throws Orochimaru at Cell-

Skrull: I see a bright light, at the end of a long dark...-get hit by train-

Hinata: Lets throw things at it! -pulls out bazooka...and throws it at Desire-

Spidey: I stole you 'I stole you joke' joke!

Sakura: Well, you never recognized my assets anyway! Ooh, a quarter! -bends over to pick it up-

Spidey: -puts down rocket launcher- Of course you wouldn't! Next Question!

Guesswho

WHY is this in Evil Dead instead of Crossovers? LOL

Spidey: Why do you ask so many questions? -scary look in eyes- And this is already in two different sections, under two different titles. If one of said titles is deleted by the administration, lets say it's "Ask Ash" since that's the one you've been reviewing, then i can always e-mail some of my reviewers and tell them that, sadly, there would be no more Ask Ash...then in, I'd write a story called "Ask Ash Returns" in X-overs, tell the people that reviewed the version that was deleted about the 'new' story, after starting with a short bridge for people just discovering it, but continue to update the other version, "Ask The Horror Icons", which would be continued as if the other story was never deleted! Then, some people in the X-overs section who discovered it would review, and I'd have MORE reviews than before! Then, eventually, when that story slowly becomes less hilarious, I'll make one final insane grab for reviews, by renaming the story that WASN'T deleted "Ask Collector's Edition", then 'ending' the version in X-overs with a final chapter, telling them about Ask Collectors Edition, telling them that it has 'All the chapters from the original story compiled into one! Bow before the power that is marketing skills! -laughs insanely-

Freddy: Spidey, you're more evil than New Coke and Quesada combined! -wipes tear from eye- I'm so proud!

Spidey: If you don't believe the first explanation, or don't want to read the wall of text, then I'll give you a different one: This story was originally going to be an Ask Ash fic with just Ash, but then i threw in a bunch of other horror movie characters to add variety, and called it Ask The Horror Icons, and put it in Misc. Movies. Since not that many people go to the Misc. Movies section, and the people that I'd come to depend on to review it started disappearing, so in desperation, I sent it to the Evil Dead section, under the title "Ask Ash" as would work. By the time I considered putting this in X-overs, it was too late to start another version, since most of the chapters were up, and more people seem to like the sections that it's in.

Sidney: -claps- I don't think he'll review again...

Spidey: You count that as a review? I count it as a sign, that I may start getting flamers soon. Sorry Guesswho, but your reviews won't appear again unless you actually do what the title says and ASK THE HORROR ICONS something... or in your case, ASK ASH something. Please stop questioning my judgement of where to put the damned story! Not saying this review is a flamer though...

Ash: Wait, since when do you even get flamers?

Spidey: I never have, but I shall soon... until I make an example of the third flamer I get, find the author, humiliate them on my ask fic,

Spidey: Seems like answering the questions got everybody to stop fighting...except those two! -points to Linoge and Cthulhu-

Linoge: -panting tiredly- Facist...-slaps-

Cthulhu: -also panting tiredly- Terrorist... -slaps-

Linoge: Facist...screw it, this is stupid, I give up. -falls over-

Cthulhu: Yay, I win! -falls over as well-

Spidey: WRONG! I win!

Cthulhu: Say what now?

Spidey: -blows up his head with a rocket launcher- That's for starting a STUPID war, for STUPID reasons, DUMB55! Now if you'll excuse me, I have frickin' Fangirls to fight! -walks away angrily- Wait a second...I forgot all ABOUT the fangirls! To the Yuri Cannons! -runs towards weapons and fires blindly-

Sidney: Er...Spidey? Most of the fangirls died when you ejected the Sugar Demon into space, after building an army to distract them from that giant, Sugar Demon cannon you were building...

Spidey: Oh yeah! Wait, did I tell the Spidey Corps about this?

Hannibal: They will probably be upset that they were formed simply as a distraction...

Spidey: Well...they can still help me kill the last fangirl! She's currently in Skullblade's closet though... funny thing is, I found one of the closets in MY fics has this weird space time vortex that goes to the closet in Ask the Ninjas; in fact, they're the SAME CLOSET!

Hannibal: -gaps from shock- I'd been wondering about why the closet had a back door and why various anime characters where interrupting me and Clarice! Dang it, with Naruto being a character in Skullblade's fic, I'm pretty sure I know who's been sneaking in and stealing my ramen as well... not that I mind, since he'll probably regret eating that ramen, as I've... changed the recipe, since I figured there are some... other things that I've found are better with ramen to wash it down...

Spidey: Wait, don't you always eat a bowl of ramen before you and Clarice go into the closet and...Hannibal you sick, sick man.

Ash: Wait, he put human flesh in his ramen?

Spidey: No...well, he probably did, but thats not what I was refering to...

Ash: Then what WERE you refering...

Clarice: -eats bowl of ramen, then suddenly drops it, and charges at Hannibal- I WANT YOUR BABIES NOW! -picks up Hannibal and carries him away-

Ash: Oh...-oneliner no jutsu- Hinata is going to be REAL happy when Naruto gets back from his next ramen raid...

Spidey: Ok, so far the space time vortex in the closet has caused nothing but pain and disturbing mental images...

Sidney: Oh well, at least you didn't put the YFA Leader in that closet...right?

Spidey: -laughs- Of course not! I put her in Skullblade's...ah oh.

-hears knocking at closet door-

Derranged Crazy Evil Fangirl: SPIDEY! LET ME OUT OF THIS CLOSET! I SWEAR I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!

Spidey: Hmm, theres a derranged crazy evil fangirl in my closet, who knew?

Ash: -was headed towards the closet with explosives- What? So we can't make explosive entrances into Skull's fic through the closet, when we JUST discovered it was possible? -looks extremely disappointed-

Spidey: Meh, there'll always be other space time vortexes...and she'll eventually starve to death! Now Ash, it's your turn to make the threat!

Ash: Review, or we'll throw you in the closet with the fangirl... cause, you know, she's trapped between two Ask fics, with no way out, so she'll probably be getting hungry...

Spidey: Oh, and Ditechnokira, I shall post your Review in the next chapter!