Spidey: I'm back, with no fangirl problem! -turns to people dressed like the Ghostbusters who are holding a tank with the fangirl trapped in it- Thanks guys!

Fangirl Busters: Are you going to pay us now?

Spidey: Of course I...look, a crazy fangirl! -steals the money out of their wallets while they're not looking- Here you go, 10000.00, just like we agreed!

Fangirl Busters: Who ya gonna call?! -jump into van and drive away-

Spidey: Fangirl Busters! Next Question!

Izuko-chan

same reason as before. it refuses to log me in...

Freddy: gapes I'm...a good friend to you, Freddy? I'm...so touched!
sparkly eyes

Jason: Yay, indeed. :D?

Spidey: Holy ! This is true. I'm between two horror icons. What more could
a girl ask for? Well, if Sweeney Todd were here, I'd probably just die of a
nosebleed. Is he a horror icon now? :D?

Other people are doing it, so I'm going to be lame and follow the crowd:

Itachi: I'm bearing your child! I'm naming it Sasuke! Just wanted to let you
know.

Freddy: -continues hugging-

Jason: Indeed. -also continues hugging-

Spidey: I haven't seen Sweeney Todd...but that doesn't keep me from throwing him at you! -throws Sweeney Todd into the hug-

Itachi: -shakes his head- Great, I must have been sleep walking while I was dreaming about Konan again... and I think that's a wonderful name for the child! Too bad I'm dead, or I'd pay for child care.

Spidey: I hope that didn't have too many spoilers. Next Question!

Voidangel Sorren


Hannibal: Not my fault you can't break the third wall...

Jack: Ha! Lightweight. stares at yuri ammo without even blushing

Spidey: Oh, good...is there a reason it's called M.E.A.T.S.H.E.I.L.D?...other than the usual reasons?

Cthulhu: Billy and Mandy kicked your Cartoon Network style.

Linoge: You. Are. Not. Worthy. Of. My. Insults.

Deidara: Art...kinda like this? holds up clay bomb shaped like a naked Hinata...slightly exaggerated hm?

Hannibal: -breaks third wall-

Jack: -stares at Yuri confusedly- What's that tingly feeling? -only recently hit puberty-

Spidey: Because the whole army was just a distraction so the fangirls wouldn't notice the huge gun I built to fire the Sugar Demon at them.

Cthulhu:...how much money will you require if I were to bribe you not to tell anyone about that... hypothetically speaking.

Deidara: -stares at Hinata, then the sculpture, then shakes his head- No, her boobs are bigger than that. I've seen them on Spidey's ca...-gets knocked unconcious from behind-

Spidey: -holding frying pan- Camera? What camera? I took those down MONTHS ago! He must have been refering to a different Spidey! -shifty eyes- Next Question!

Dtecnokira

To Freddy, since you are the dream expert, do you believe that dreams have special symbolic meanings?
Ash: I haven't seen your movies yet, are there any channels they commonly play on? Also, how do you feel about sharing your name with Ash Ketchum of Pokemon? If you could have a Pokemon, which would you want.
You know what, I'm asking everyone the Pokemon question!
Who would win in an all out Pokemon tournament between horror icons ?
OMG I sense a crack fic!

Freddy: Dreams are where horny teenagers go to die...

Ash: Well, "Army of Darkness" used to play alot on Scifi, but not anymore. I share a name with a pokemon character? -looks enraged- I want Mewtwo, so I could pwn everyone.

Freddy: I want Meoth... they fight like I do.

Michael: No pokemon could replace Rainbowflower! -hugs stuffed unicorn-

Hannibal: I don't know...I hear Farfetched taste good with the right sauces... but a Snorlax would last longer.

Norman: Wait, someone is asking me a question! -hugs Dtecno- I wuv you! -suddenly changes personalities- I want a Charizard... everyone that comes between me and my little Norman must burn! -laughs insanely-

Yog: Don't tell anyone this but...-looks around- I want a Clefairy beacuse... -looks around again- THEY'RE ADORABLE! -hugs a Clefairy plushie-

All of his worshipers: -come out of nowhere and laugh at him-

Cthulhu: I want a Blastoise.

Jason: I want a pikachu, so I can throw it at those damned teenagers that keep coming onto my property and partying like college kids...

Spidey: Ash, no contest.

Ash: Why me?

Spidey: Cause you're name is Ash... JUST KIDDING IT WAS BECAUSE YOU PICKED THE STRONGEST POKEMON!

Ash: -holding chainsaw an inch away from Spidey's face- Your answer satisfies me.

Spidey: -gulps- Next question...

Shaderoth

spidey:(teleports in)spidey uhm the sugardemons all tried to revolt against
me so i locked them all in your closet whatever you do don't open that they
haven't had sugar in a while so they are very vicious now questions
issac:hey do you know what i can do with several dead sound ninja bodies
ash:hey i cna regrow limbs isn't that awsome
Cthulhu:hi squid face
spidey:now im off to finish building my orbital sugar demon space
cannon(teleports off to finish building it)

Spidey:...you didn't throw them in the same closet as that space time vortex, did you?

Issaac: Dead bodies you say? -is suddenly interested-

Ash: -is jealous- All I can do is make metal ones to replace them...

Cthulhu:...that's what your mom said.

Spidey: Don't forget to lubricate the sugar demons before they fire, or they'll randomly explode in the cannon! I found out the hard way when I built the ground based SD cannon. Next Question!

GuessWho

You should have Hannibal kill someone. Or Linoge. And You really should read
JtHM so you can have Nny some more.

Spidey: Maybe I can improvise both! -turns to Hannibal and Linoge- Hannibal, Linoge stole you're brains...

Hannibal: My brains! -tackles Linoge and starts trying to cut him to pieces-

Spidey: And I MIGHT read JtHM... if I find it entertaining. Next Question!

Senna The Soul Reaper

Um...Hello. I'm new to this fic, so please be nice!

Freddy, Why don't you get
plastic surgery for your horrible, horrible burns?

Jason: Why can't you just
get along with the skinnydipping teenagers?

Ash, YOU ARE MY IDOL! Mr.Spidey,
this fic is hilarious! Keep up the good work!

Freddy: I tried, but when I walked into the office, the plastic surgeon screamed like a girl and jumped out the window.

Jason: Cause that lake is my only water supply and they tend to do things in it that make me not want to drink out of it.

Ash: Hail to the king, baby.

Spidey: Why thank you! Sai, send the lady some perverted Ash fan art! Next Question!

Skullblade

Orochimaru: You are Naruto's Frieza. Zabuza was Vegeta. Pein is Cell. Tobi is
Buu.
Skrull: ...Too late.
Hinata: I would, but it's a paradimensional being that controls desire...
which is not a good thing to off.
Spidey: -opens Dating Sim Item Menu, clicks on a knife- Why there was a knife
in a dating sim, I have no idea. -swings it-
Sakura: Yes, but Orihime is too nice to say no.
Skullblade: -walks in holding a cup of ramen- Hi Spidey! I'm...back... -looks
at guy who looks like me-
Skullblade: Goddamit! He discovered me! -throws self into closet-
Skullblade: ...I'll find him later...-quickly reads last few reviews-
...Every question can stay. They fit me.

Orochimaru: I'm not a girl...

Frieza: I'm a man you idiot...

Orochimaru:...really?

Spidey: -throws Frieza out of fic-

Skrull: I see a bright light, at the end of a long dark tunnel...-gets hit by a train-

Spidey: -dodges knife, which hits Sasuke-

Sakura: You're only dating her to make me jealous...and it's working. -glomps him-

Spidey: Why are you looking for Skull 2? F-Skullblade made a clone of you...you shouldn't let him into your fic, they're a pain in the rear to clean up when they explode... I'm gonna try a new chapter ending now.

Norman: Everyone...

Sidney: Please...

Carrie: Review...

Hannibal: Or I'll eat a kitty!