Spidey: I'm back, with confusion! EXTREME confusion! I think I forgot to post the chapter before this one! I really need to quit procrastinating on these things... First question!

Diamondkat12

I was supposed to have reviewed a long time ago but exam and a sudden Naruto
addiction (Naruto fanfic included) has prevented me. By the way, Spidey, in
some round about way you are to blame for my new addiction. For this reason,
I'm sending an army of horny Spidey fangirls to harass you.
Carrie: How are you doing? Kill anyone since you wiped out everyone at your
prom and killed your mom? Love your powers by the way. I would love to have
TK.
Wishmaster: I know someone can't wish you dead but can't you be wished out of
existence or at least back into the stone. You can't even grant the simplest
wish properly and don't tell me you're being evil. Your level of intelligence
is just too low for you to properly grant a wish without screwing it up. Admit
it.

Spidey: Oh no, an army of horny girls want to make love to me... bring it on!!

Carrie: Well, I think I killed this one guy that wouldn't stop flirting with me in this bar, but he may have survived. And no you don't...most people with TK tend to go mad with power! Just look what it did to Marvel Girl!

Wishmaster: I don't think they thought of wishing me back into the stone. And you could see it as I'm smart enough to guess the exact opposite of what they want, then use the wording of their wish to grant it to them...it's harder than it sounds. Being evil is very difficult...

Spidey: Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go unvirgin...I mean...Um...run away from an army of fangirls! Next Question!

Lord Maul160

Nice fic, dude. Keep writing! I got some questions of my own!

Freddy: What's with the christmas sweater? Aren't you supposed to be scary?
Also, why do you kill? It's not normal! Oh and if you send me any images of
you naked-shudder-, I will send my OC Red eye after you! MUHAHAHAHA!

Jason: Why is it that when you fought Freddy, and he stabbed your eyes out,
you got your eyes back? Is that like an error during filming, or what? And I'm
a big fan of your work. Especially in Freddy vs. Jason. You took more hits
then you gave, but every hit you delivered sent Freddy flying! Good luck in
the remake!

Hannibal: If you and Freddy as a team fought Pinhead and Jigsaw, do you think
you would win?

Michael Myers: in the new halloween movie your mask was buried. Why did you
do that to your mask? Do you know how much damage dirt, worms, and bugs can do
to a captain kirk mask?

Sydney: Here are some clothes for you! hands you some clothes.

Freddy: I LIKE the Christmas sweater! -gives death glare- And if you're me, killing is very normal...

Jason: Meh, I had spares. -pulls out bucket full of spare eyes, fingers, and other body parts- Us zombies can lose limbs or other major organs at any time, so it's always good to be prepared!

Hannibal: Yeah, we'd kill those losers and be best buds...right up till I backstabbed him...why are my Running gag senses tingling? -falls through a trap door- Not again...

Freddy: -gets dragged into closet by chains- Damn it Hannibal, this is your fault...

Michael Myers: I like burrying things...and I didn't want anyone to find it.

Sydney: Yay, finally someone here that isn't a pervert! -reaches for clothes-

-clothes burst into flames-

Spidey: What kind of horrible person would burn Sydney's clothes so that she'd be forced to continue walking around naked! -hiding flamethrower behind back- Next Question!

Izuko-chan

Freddy: I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO HUG YOU! But your skin feels weird. May I
suggest Bath and Body Works? I use Sweet Fig and Brown Sugar! How does it
smell?

Jason: You always annoyed me Jason, but now I love you! You're such a teddy
bear!

Freddy: I love that place! -looks around suspiciously, but noone seemed to have heard him- But don't tell the other undead serial killers, or I'd never hear the end of it!

Jason: -hugs- Yeah, I get that reaction alot ever since I stopped killing people...

Spidey: Wait... that just gave me an idea for a crack fic! -hugs Izuko- Expect to see the "Killers No more: The Support Group" soon. Next Question!

Fox-Of-The-Twilight

Star: Hi Jacky! hugs-

Questions...

Whho here likes Pie?! -holds up apple pie-

Jack: STAR! -hugs- An anonymous source told me you got hit by a train... -glares at Spidey-

Spidey: -whistles innocently-

Jason: -sees pie in Tori's hands- RELIGION! I'VE FOUND YOU! -starts bowing to Tori- Oh great one, please bestow pie upon my unworthy soul!

Freddy: -kicks Jason away- If you give me the pie, I won't go into your dreams and make you relive the 'naked in the middle of class' dream over and over again!

Jason: BLASPHEMY! -throws glass of holy water at Freddy-

Freddy: The glass! It burns! -hits Jason with a chair-

-both of them start fighting over pie-

Spidey:... so, Tori, would it be alright if Star made a cameo in "Legend Of The Icy Hot Ninja? Jack's gonna be lonely when Amanda and Ryu start dating... Next Question!

Diamondkat12

Spidey: My attack was defeated. Oh well, no harm done. I'm a happy addict.
Freddie: You are the master of nightmares, right? I need you to answer one
question. Look into my eyes, this is important. (activates mangekyou sharingan
when he does and puts him in tsukiyomi). For the next 72 hours you will be
stabbed repeatedly by none other than the teletubbies (they are far more scary
than Barney)
Sasuke: Hachibi said to give you these seven tickets to his concert. He got a
recording deal for a rap song he wrote that was inspired by Team Taka. Feel
free to bring your former teammates.

Spidey: Ok...but feel free to send the fangirls anyway.

Freddy: -on the ground, in a fetal position-

Sasuke: -fangirl squeel-

Spidey: Now I just need two more reviews! Next Question!

Skullblade

Orochimaru: You're one to talk, Mr. I-Had-A-Woman's-Body.
Skrull: We have the technology! We can rebuild him!
Spidey: Ha! -summons Ed- ...Wait... I just summoned Ed to a Horror Icons
fic... crap.
Sakura: No, I'm dating her because she's hot and gullible. (I sound like such
a nice guy, huh?)
Hannibal: Can you eat a kitty anyway?
Skullblade: Where the heck did F-Skullblade get my DNA? ...Do not answer
that.

Orochimaru:...And I should be bothered by this?

Skrull: -still dead-

Spidey:...but should we? And don't worry, I'll give him something to do! -points to Orochimaru- Ed, he called you short!

Sakura: -grins, and pulls out tape recorder- Oh, Ok, I'll be sure to tell her that...unless of course you update Ask the Ninjas of course...god, I can't believe I had to pretend to still have FEELINGS for you to get that tape...

Hannibal: -looks shocked- I would never eat a kitty! -wipes away suspicious cat fur from mouth-

Spidey: -was going to say: "from himself maybe?"-...next question!

Senna the Soul Reaper

Freddy: Maybe if you took off the glove first...
Jason: Why don't you just, you know, move? A guy like you could buy a house
easy. Just use the book in your basement.
Ash: Not that kind of idol.
Spidey: Um, I kinda like the other team...
Hannibal: We share the same tastes!

Freddy:...-headbangs desk for not considering that earlier-

Jason:...the one that makes the teenagers become harder to kill and yell "I will swallow your soul"?

Ash: I know, but you should still hail to the king...who happens to be me.

Spidey: Huh? -confused-

Hannibal:...wanna have a tea party?

Spidey: Well, that concludes the chapter! Now give me reviews, or you'll have an even LONGER wait for the next chapter! -starts laughing maniacally-

Everyone: REVIEW!!