Spidey: I'm ba-ack! I'm glad this story has already gotten a review! Of course, by the time I post this chapter it will have gotten at least five reviews, but still, it's good to know! By the way, I think you all should know that...I FINALLY GOT MY BRACES OFF TODAY!

Ash: Now you just have to wear a retainer, possibly for the rest of your life!

Spidey:...yay. First Question!

Senna The Soul Reaper

Freddy: ...People do tend to scream in terror at sharp things.
Jason: That book! Just say Klaatu verata nikto!
Ash: Hails.
Spidey: It's why me and Skull are only friends.
Hannibal: Sure! I'll bring the meatloaf!

Freddy: So THATS why that one guy was screaming when I ripped out his guts through his (Vulgar term for donkey or buttox).

Jason: I shall...as soon as I figure out how to escape from Spidey's secret base...

Ash: Thank you, thank you! -gives Evil Dead DVDs- I reward my subjects!

Spidey: That just raises MORE questions! -looks at her intently-

Hannibal: I'LL BRING THE LIVER! Oh, and the tea, we need that too...

Spidey: ...can I come? Next Question!

Skullblade

Orochimaru: Depends. Did you use the body to lure unsuspecting men to your
bed?
Skrull: ...Eh, I don't have the time or money.
Spidey: Wrong Ed. This is the 'Imma gonna kill ya, zombee!' Ed.
Ed's Comments: Is that Jason and Freddy? -pulls out knives-
Sakura: Great, just when my computer deletes all my documents... Would a
small increment suffice? Ed's comments: Skull, I see why you said she was ugly
and demonic. -Skullblade doing 'No!' arm motions-
Spidey: Then why is the clone a neurotic moron who's extremely perverted...
don't answer that either.

Orochimaru:..maybe...

Skrull: Help...

Spidey: -light's skrull on fire- Oh, well, that shouldn't be a problem; Jason will probably think he's trying to be friends...

Jason: Hey, he's showing me his knives! So I'll show him my machete! -pulls out machete, then walks forward-

Freddy: -watching, with popcorn- This situation just might resolve itself...

Sakura: Let me have crazy monkey smex with Sai in one of your fics and maybe I'll settle for a small increment... oh, and maybe throw Ed in so we can have a threesome and I won't even bother with the small increment...

Spidey: -had his mouth open to say something- Er...next question!

lord maul160

I got some more questions!

Freddy and Hannibal: ... Are you two okay?

Jason: I totally understand why you kill. Damn bullies! Why is it that when
you were a kid, you had a sort of bumpy head(Not that I'm judging) and now
that you're an adult, it's not bumpy anymore?

Michael Myers: Why do you use a kitchen knife? Why not a... I don't know...
FLAMETHROWER?! Seriously, Spidey's got the right idea!

Sydney: Here! These are nonflammable! throws more clothes at sydney

ghostface: So which person are you right now? I mean you're more of a guise,
than a character.

Orochimaru: Why the hell did you have a woman's body?

Freddy: When you get back, tell me why you appeared in my dreams, but I still
pwned you with my red lightsaber? And why the heck did you have a hammershark
head? It's more the great whites that truamatize me! Oh . DON'T GET ANY
IDEAS!

Jason: Sorry to ask again, but do you think you would beat an army of classic
zombies? I think you'd win because you move faster than them, and you have a
machete. Those zombies probably don't even know how to USE a machete!

Norman: GO BACK TO TEH MENTAL HOSPITAL! chucks norman in a high security
mental hospital

Spidey: roundhouse kicks spidey for being a perv XD

Freddy: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAALP!

Hannibal:...-in trap door, having tea with Jigsaw- So then I ate his liver with some baked beans...oh, hey lord maul! Me and Jigsaw are best friends now!

Jason: I got hit on the head alot as a child...

Michael Myers: They're easily acquired...I kill with whatever I can get my hands on really...one time I beat a guy to death with Rainbow Flower...

Sydney: -goes to crap clothes, when they're randomly stolen by Orochimaru- THE HELL?!

Ghostface: Well, I'm...-is suddenly electrified and falls over-

Sydney: -holding taser- Now to find out who you really are...

Ghostface: -by pure accident falls through the same trapdoor that leads to Jigsaw's trap-

Sydney:...damn it.

Orochimaru: -wearing stolen clothes- I look good because I FEEL good...-clothes rip to shreds-

Sydney: -cries silently-

Freddy: I wasn't in your dreams last night; that was my apprentice...I'm training him so I can retire.

Jason: And if they were horny teenage zombies, I'd probably decimate them...

Norman: -in straight jacket, smiling- Someone remembered I was here! -is happy-

Spidey: -is sent flying SSB style- I'll be back...with pervertedness! -ding sound-

Sydney: -sees phone ringing, and answers it- Hello?

Spidey: -from China- Next Question!

Fox-Of-The-Twilight

Me: Freddy, cause your my favorite horror icon, you get the pie! -gives pie-

Okay questions

Freddy - where can I get a hat and claw like yours? i want to be able to
spite my enemies!

Jason - Can I see your face?

And yes Spidey, Star can cameo, heck! I give you permission to use her for
the rest of your story if you want!

Freddy: Yay! -eats pie in front of Jason- Mmm, this is the BEST PIE EVER! If only Jason wasn't such a LOSER he would be able to tast this...

Jason: -cries emo-ishly-

Freddy: Of course you can! -opens door revealing shelves of hats and claws- I have a whole CLAWS-ET full of them! -laughs at stupid joke- Anyway, would you like to be my new apprentice? My old one kinda...died.

Jason: You can't see my face? -has been wearing the mask so long, it's practically fused with his face-

Spidey: YAY! Wait...can I have another description of her so my fans can tell what she looks like? Next question!

Erin Nightshade

This is an Ask Fic right? Okay, here goes. I hope I did this right.

Erin Nightshade
Freddy: I love you and would do it with you because I think you're super sexy.

Michael: I love you too. Can I hug you?

Spidey: Why are there a lot of Naurto characters? There should be more Horror Icons.

Freddy: I like your enthusiasm, but I have a girlfriend/penpal with priviledges.

Michael: Of course! -opens arms and waits for hug-

Spidey: I let them stay here when "Ask the Ninjas" was deleted... and then left when Skull reposted it, but due to a space time vortex in the closet that leads to the closet in Ask the Ninjas...and people that won't stop asking them things... they constantly return like freeloaders...but I have added more Horror Icons throughout the story! Make a request, and if I know where they're from, I'll put them in! Next Question!

i'm just a girl playing guitar

freddy: wow, really? i promise i won't tell anyone...hehehe. what smell do you use? now that you mention it, you do smell quite nice.

jason: aww, yeah! you're so nice. ily, jason.

spidey: hugs back yay! i'll look out for it.

Freddy: I use...pretty much anything that's strong enough to hide the burnt smell...

Jason: -hugs- Thank you!

Spidey: Thanks! I shall write it soon! Well, that wraps up the chapter! Next chapter, we'll introduce several new characters! Introducing...the Addams family!

-the Adams Family appears out of nowhere-

Gomez: -looks around the room- Is this a family reunion? -sees Norman- Hey! I remember you! We stayed at your hotel! remember? -runs after him-

Norman: -runs- Save me from the crazy guy mommy!

Morticia: He was such a nice man...he watched me in the shower of course, but that's OK, I understand he's a male after all...

Pugsly: -walks towards spidey's T.V. with dynamite-

Spidey: Do it and you'll be strapped to a chair and forced to watch teletubbies...

Pugsly: -backs away from Spidey and cowars in fear-

Wednsday: -sees Pinhead- I've heard of you...I admire your torturing techniques...-looks at him like she has a crush-

Pinhead: Oh no...it's the stalker! -runs away-

Spidey: Well, that's the end of the chapter!

Everyone: REVIEW!