Spidey: I'M BACK! WITH THE 40TH CHAPTER OF ASK THE HORROR ICONS! -dances- At the moment, I'm happy cause emo-glitch finally died! Seconds before posting the last chapter too! Anyway, in honor of the 40th chapter, and the death of emo-glitch, I've decided... to dance! -starts break dancing, and is actually pretty good at it thanks to his author powers- Ok, now that that's done... MORE DANCING! FREDDY! JASON! MICHAEL! HANNIBAL! NORMAN! CLARICE! SIDNEY! ALL THE OTHER CHARACTERS INTRODUCED IN THE FIRST CHAPTER! LET THE RANDOM DANCING BEGIN!
-all the characters that were introduced in the first chapter start doing the "Hare Hare Yuki" "Carmendansen" and other random dances-
Spidey: -joins them- FIRST QUESTION!
Erin
Nightshade
Hannibal: Actually, I'm with Michael now. Sorry.
Michael: *Hugs* I love you. *kisses*
Freddy: I think it's
awesome that you kill people in their sleep. I so
worship the
ground you walk on. I can never stop being a fan girl. I LOVE
YOU!
Anyway, what's the stupidest question anyone has every asked
you?
Pinhead: How did you enjoy Disney Land?
Norman: Would
you ever consider going to Disney Land?
Jason: Never mind. Just
keep beating the crap out of people who ** you off.
Spidey: Have
you ever thought of using shock collars as a way of keeping
these
guys in line?
Michael: Could you be any hotter?
Freddy: Still
looking good. *bows down to Freddy*
Hannibal: He can come too.
Michael: -goes to kiss back-
Spidey: -pulls out shotgun- NO MAKE OUT SESSIONS! I SEE ENOUGH H-STUFF AS IT IS WITH HANNIBAL AND CLARICE RUNNING INTO THE CLOSET EVERY TEN SECONDS!
Freddy: Ok. And I'm not sure; I've been asked some pretty stupid questions over the course of this story. I guess it would be that time someone asked if they could wear my hat for me while i was killing people so I don't get blood on it. I let them wear it though.
Pinhead: Disney land? Such trivial things are below me...-looks around, then whispers- It was awesome! I got to go see Mickey Mouse, Goofy, and that Duck Spidey hates for some reason and go on rollor coasters and puke on the people behind me and it was great! Of course, the haunted houses left much to be desired...where's the chains that rip you to pieces then put you back together? (Pinhead's opinion does not reflect Spidey's, as Spidey, sadly, hasn't been to disney land since he was too young to remember it)
Norman: Mom won't let me go... -changes personalities- You're damned right I wouldn't let you go! Did you see that Cinderella tramp, dressing all seductively like that; no way I'm letting you near her; she might seduce you away from me! And all those American girls in skimpy outfits aren't reassuring at all! Now go punish yourself for thinking such things! -returns to normal- Yes mother. -starts hitting himself with a newspaper-
Jason: -salutes- YES MA'AM! -notices horny teenage couple walking past him; pulls out his machete, and walks in their direction-
Spidey: Nah; Michael and Jason wouldn't be effected; Pinhead would enjoy it; and I have a trust deal with Hannibal, Sidney, and the rest. Oh, and I won't have to worry about Isaac for another year, since I'm just below the sacrificial age and he isn't quite confident enough in his abilities to try to kill the rest of the people here over the age of 19. Well, I DID use shock collars on some of the Uzumaki characters; but that was the best thing i could think of to keep them from inflicting harm on themselves.
Michael: -grins under mask- I don't know...-rips off shirt- Can I?
Freddy: Thank you; glad someone can appreciate my sexy good looks.
Spidey: -shakes head and sighs- Why does the undead sadist with horrendous burns covering his entire body gets all the girls? -facepalm- NEXT QUESTION!
FWEC
Aw, I was expecting bigger freak out reactions from Ash and
Freddy. to
Freddy, nope and nope^^
Anyway, go head give me
those nightmares of a world without yaoi, I can
survive the
nights, and during the day I'll just be more motivated to write
that
FreddyxJason fic. Whoops, sorry, I meant JasonxFreddy, because you
are
t3h uke, Freddy.
To Spidey, thanks for putting up with me
annoying everyone and getting them
riled up, now I just need to
figure out how to go about this in an even worse
way then
possible...
Oh by the way
-pulls lever, causing Dtecno to fall
through a trapdoor- I want to play a
game...
Damn you, you mad
me lose.
Anyway, I have my escape planned already. all I have to
so is shout
Candlejack and...
Freddy: Make me the uke and you get raped by Orochimaru and Jason every time you go to sleep. -evil laughter-
Spidey: It's alright...as long as it's the characters you're torturing, I'll be fine.
Jigsaw: You have five minutes before the oxygen is pumped out of the room. I have posted clues and items throughout the room that will allow you to escape. To get the first clue, you must read through the 50 SasuHina fics I have written down on the list and then successfully complete a quiz on them! -evil laughter-
CandleJack: -shows up with a bag full of children- Yo, jigs, what do you want me to do with the lastest batch of punks?
Jigsaw: Leave them in the "people that said your name" room.
Spidey: Good luck with that. Next Question!
lord maul160
Hey, this is Maul, but you already knew that.
Freddy: Hey Freddy, you know they say Chuck Norris is so
tough, there's no
chin under his beard. There is only another
fist. I got a surprise for ya!
CHUCK!
chuck norris taps on
freddy's shoulder, than punches him in the face with his
hidden
beard fist.
GhostFace: removes your mask,
Hannibal: So, when did your cannibalism start?
Orochimaru: Change into your girl form, it's much less creepy.
Wishmaster: Hi. I wish
Spidey would get his ** kicked by the real Spider-man.
Blacksuit
version. XD
Jason: I saw your new movie, Friday rhe
Thirteenth. You were very good. Btw,
I hear Freddy went skinny
dipping in your lake.
Spidey: Hi, can you add Joker? Heath
Ledger version?
Freddy: -dodges- Sorry Chuck, Maul kinda gave you away there.
Spidey: CHUCK NORRIS! OUT OF MY FANFIC! NOW!
Chuck: Make me! I'm Chuck Norris b1tch, I'll do what i want!
Spidey: Should I go get Squirrel Girl to throw you out?
Chuck: -look of absolute horror- NO! SHE SCARES ME! -jumps out a window-
Ghostface: -unmasked-
Ash: -exaggerated gasp- It's old man jenkens!
Ghostface: And i woulda gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling reviewers... and your dog.
Hannibal: When I ate that one guy's cheeks. See Hannibal Rising.
Orochimaru: But I like being creepy.
Wishmaster: Your wish is my command. -evil laughter-
Spidey: -glares at Wishmaster- You sonova...
Spider-man: -swings by and kicks Spidey, then starts beating the crap out of him-
Jason: Why thank you....WHAT?! -pulls out chainsaw- JASON GONNA KILL A BIZATCH! -walks off-
Spidey: -looks like he just got beaten to a pulp by his favorite super hero; glares at Shaderoth- You want the Joker? Fine; but it's no specific version. -teleports the Joker to Shaderoth's home- Have fun fearing for your life!
Joker: -grins at Shaderoth- Do you know how I got these scars? -pulls out knife-
Spidey: That's what you get for sending Spider-man after me. NEXT QUESTION!
view of the beautiful sea
*is glomped* ahh! *flails*
freddy: mhmm. your secret is totally
safe with me. *shoves camera down shirt
quickly*
jason: i'm
going to go and see it. so i can make fun of it like i did with
the
michael myers remake.
michael myers: i hate you. learn to talk. get laid.
sweeney: but come back! she has your beautiful
eyes! she loves the smell of
blood! D: don't you want to name
her?
hidan (because i said so): you look like draco malfoy.
Freddy: Did you just stuff something down your shirt...-reaches for her shirt-
Jason: Yay! -totally not upset by this- Weird that I'm in a remake of the first movie; I didn't even show up till the second one.
Michael: But I can talk...I just chose not to. And I have a girlfriend in this fic...multiple girlfriends, in fact.
Sweeney: NEVAH! -jumps out a window-
Spidey: -comforts Izuko- Don't worry, he'll be back when he's done freakin' out.
Hidan:...NO HE IS NOT MY ILLEGITIMATE SON! WHEREVER DID YOU GET THE IDEA THAT ME AND HIS MOTHER DID THINGS BEHIND LUCIOUS' BACK? LIES I SAY, LIES!!!
Spidey:...it explains SO much. NEXT QUESTION!
Skullblade
Dracula: Sweet!
Orochimaru: This is strangely
satisfying...
Ed: That was fun. -turns and looks for something
else to kill.
Sakura: ...Buffy's only gay sometimes. And NOTHING
stops stalkers...
Spidey: Same for me, actually. Expect at least a
new ATN on my birthday
though.
Earl: ...Crap. -stabbed multiple
times-
Skullblade: I would, but only because it seems like a good
hiding spot.
Ed: I've always wanted to fight a manifestation of
evil! -pulls out a boat-
Ryumura: -jumps in the closet at locks it
behind him-
Dracula: Indeed it is.
Orochimaru:...and I thought I had problems.
Jason: -gets up- Can I come? -puppy-dog-eyes- I've never had a friend before...-hugs Ed-
Sakura: And those times are HAWT! Not that I'm gay or anything...then again, you were female when I started dating you.
Spidey: YAYNESS! Wait... I don't know when your birthday is. Hmm, didn't realize that before. Is it close? SAI! QUICKLY! FINISH THE PAINTING!
Sai:...ok. -continues working on a masterpiece in perverted fanart-
Gomez: A vampire? AWESOME! -continues stabbing-
Spidey: True...but it would probably be a last resort even then.
Cthultlu: Please, leave me alone while I'm taking a shower; or I'll press sexual harrassment charges. I'll dismember you after I'm done. -continues dancing and singing in the shower- My milkshake maker brings the cultists to the yard; their life, is soon over! I could teach you, but I'd have to charge...
Spidey: -sighs- That closet is the other space/time vortex...-Ryumaru falls to the ground from above right next to Enaku- The shelter is over here! -jumps into the shelter- And this time, it's EVERYTHING-proof! Even Alucard couldn't get in here! BTW, I'm going to add him once I'm up-to-date on the Hellsing OVAs. NEXT QUESTION!
DtecnoKira
-Holds
up tray of muffins-
Who wants the yummy chocolate
muffins?
(They're made with yummy chocolax)
Dear Mr. Freddy,
whats the biggest nightmare you had when you were little?
SD: Are they spiral muffins? -twitches-
Norman: -takes a muffin and eats it- These are really good...
Spidey: must...resist...urge....to...eat...muffins...-knows better than to eat anything Dtecno baked-
Freddy: Nighmare as a kid? My LIFE was a nightmare as a kid. Dreams were my only escape... well, that and torturing small animals.
Spidey: Yeah yeah, whatever Freddy; we all know your life was screwed up! They didn't have to make that whole craptacular scene in Freddy's dead to tell us that much. NEXT QUESTION!
Velonica
I
love ask fics. They're so funny!
Anyway I haven't seen much of
Evil Dead but I was at a friend's house once,
and it looked cool.
Ash was so awesome!
-Holds up a notebook-
Ash, Spidey, can I
have your autographs PLEASE?
you two are awesome!
Ash: Of course you can! -gives her an autographed chainsaw-
Spidey: I'd be happy to! SAI! THE FANART! -signs some of Sai's fanart, and hands it to Velonica- Hope you like it! NEXT QUESTION!
Zell Dincht ()
yo Freddy u think i could kick ur **?
Freddy: No. I'd just cut you to pieces.
Spidey: Is it really too much to ask that you write out "you" and "Your"? Next question!
diamondkat12
Sasuke:
Hinata confessed her love to Naruto. You have to hurry to him
and
confess your love for him before she snatches him away from
you forever.
Orochimaru: -levitates snake then burns it to ashes
mid-air- Such weak
attacks have no effect on me. Besides, I know
you can give me one that won't
attack. You did it for Sasuke,
didn't you?
Wishmaster: I hate you so much right now. I wish you
were stripped of all
your powers. Nothing can hurt more than going
from extremely powerful to
powerless.
Sasuke:...who the hell is Hinata?
Orochimaru: FLUFFY! NOOOOOOOOOO! -morns the death of the snake- He was just saying hi....
Wishmaster: Damn it...-loses his powers-
Spidey: Odd that they never thought of that in the movies...well, that wraps up this chapter. I guess today, I shall end the chapter by...OOF! -gets kicked by Spider-man-
Spider-man: Review, or I'll stop randomly kicking Spidey. -swings away-