Spidey: I'm back, with another update! And to celebrate the return of my computer, I'm going to be introducing new characters! Introducing....THE GHOSTBUSTERS!
-the Ghostbuster's run through the entrance, accompanied by their theme music-
Egon: I heard there was a ghost in the area....
Spidey: Yeah, all sorts of them, but that's not why I brought you here....WELCOME TO MY ASK FIC! -evil laughter- Also, introducing....Slimer, Vigo, and Gozer!
-the three ghosts appear...Vigo and Gozer start fighting to the death over who gets to take over/destroy the world-
Spidey: -eats popcorn- This is gonna be good...FIRST QUESTION!
GuesssWho
Ever read Sandman? cuz you so need the Corinthian to guest.
Spidey: Unfortunately, no, though I've heard good things about it. At the moment, I don't have money for comic books, even awesome, award winning ones. But try checking out "Ask the Ninjas", by Skullblade. Last i checked, he had all the Sandman characters. Next Question!
Velonica
Damn it plan failed...looks like you knew better than to touch the yaoi note,
but it looks like I'll just have to be even sneakier, oh but, escaping that
room was simple enough. I just had to call Namahagetecno for help.
Wait...
gives her an autographed chainsaw-
gives HER an autographed chainsaw-?
Someone is so dead, you better have ust said that because you figured out who
I am...
Gah I declare total war...
-Starts writing Freddy and Jason's names in the yaoi note-
Have fun being t3h uke, Freddy!
Also, Spiderman, be nice or else...never mind.
-Writes down Neko!Bruce WaynexNeko!Peter Parker-
Hm to Dung Beetle, why do you enjoy torturing the kids so much?
Well, I'm done for now, see ya later Spidey...oh wait
I almost forgot
To Ash, Spidey, and Jason, congrats to kicking it off in the harem rp thread
Spidey: of course I know who you are, Susy!
Freddy: -runs acrossed a field of flowers towards Jason-
Jason: -runs acrossed field of flowers towards freddy-
Spidey: OH GOD MY EYES! -eyes bleed-
Spiderman: -swung through the closet into another fic before his name was written-
Spidey: Thanks! NEXT QUESTION!
Erin Nightshade
Michael: *Kisses Back* Wow...you're more hotter than half the guys I've ever
liked. And you're also the best slasher-killer ever! *sits on Michael's lap*
You're the best! I loves you A LOT!
Spidey: I give you powers so nobody can kick your butt. Because you rock! And
you're one of my fave authors! *gives Spidey some mystical powers*
Pinhead: You're the master of pain, suffering and torture. What is your
favorite way to torture someone?
Freddy: You're completely smokin' hot. Why does everyone give you such crap?
I think it's because they're jealous of your talent, hotness, more
hotness...oh and your cuteness!
Norman: You should take up baking classes. Ask Hannibal to show you how to
cook.
Spidey: o...so...Isaac won't be showing up for another year? Damn. Well...I
can't wait for that!
Michael: I know I am...wanna have a threesome with my other girlfriend?
Spidey: Yay! Mystical powers! Lets see Spider-man try to hurt me no...
Spider-man: -swings in, kicks Spidey, beats him up again, then swings back into the closet-
Pinhead: Well I (censored due to blood and gore levels too high even for most slaasher movies) and the best part is the victim stays alive the whole time but is in excrutiating pain and noone would possibly recognize them. And all it requires is a simple toothpick and some dental floss...
Freddy: They can't handle teh hotness that is me! -strikes pose-
Norman: Ok. -goes to talk to Hannibal, then comes back- Wow, he's not only gonna teach me to cook, but he's gonna teach me his secret body disposal technique as well! Cool!
Spidey: I said that? -confused- Next Question!
and you fall
(yet again...i've changed it. this is view of the beautiful sea)
freddy: *innocent expression* what? no. this...lump? it's really just a
tumor, i swear.
jason: I KNOW. people are so stupid. i heard that they're remaking a
nightmare on elm street as well.
michael: i don't care! you ** me off with your masks! you are a disgrace to
serial killers! albert fish is way better than you! D:
sweeney todd: but...SHE HAS YELLOW HAIR. D:
hidan: jesus. calm the ** down. you're such a **.
Freddy: I think I'm going to need to do a pat down. -perverted grin-
Jason: Cool! I wonder if they'll give a Wes Craven-friendly depiction of him...
Michael: -shrugs- I don't go after my family because I want people to love me.
Sweeney: Spidey still hasn't seen the movie, or the play, or any other media of me!
Hidan: Um...just kidding?
Spidey: I think it's too late for that. Next Question!
Skullblade
Dracula: MWAHAHAHAHA!
Orochimaru: Shut up, you.
Ed: ...Fine.
Sakura: ...Spidey, how did you remember that?
Spidey: Awhile ago.
Sai: -holding breath-
Earl: You betrayed me, Skull!
Spidey: You underestimate me.
Cthultlu: I've found a book series with a more powerful being than you!
-throws Death at him-
Death: THIS IS MOST UNUSUAL.
Ryumura: Um... FLEE!
Death: -looks at Ryumura- I KNOW YOU...
Dracula: You have your mother's evil laugh...
Orochimaru: You shut up. I'm the goddamned Snakeman, and I'll say what I want!
Jason: YAY! -glomps Ed- You're my new best friend!
Sakura: Spidey has good memory...
Spidey: Not when I typed that it wasn't...
Sai: -unveils a massive fanart involving all of Skulls favorite female characters (or at least, all the attractive ones) in a massive orgy- Enjoy.
Spidey: I did? To be honest, I don't even remember what we were talking about. -looking at hot YoroSoi pron-
Cthultlu: -thinks quickly- Marvel-verse Death thinks she's hotter than you! And cooler. You should go kill that b1tch...
Spidey: judging by the circumstances, and Ryumaru's distance from Enaku, you're going to get to know him alot better soon. Next Question!
diamondkat12
Sasuke: Hinata Hyuuga, the stalker girl. She used to spy on Naruto while you were still teammates. That isn't important. What is important is that someone is trying to steal your Naruto so you have to go and claim him before anyone else can.
Orochimaru: Poor Fluffy. Who would name a snake 'Fluffy' anyway?! Give me apet snake, preferably a black mamba and make sure it doesn't try to attack me or else I'll put in a world where Sasuke kicks your ** for all eternity.
Wishmaster: -does random victory dance- Take that Mr. I can grant wishes in a twisted way. The worst part is without your powers you can't even grant a wish to restore your powers except Spidey chooses to use his author powers to grant you back your powers.
Sasuke: And I should care...why? If Naruto has a girlfriend, maybe he won't constantly try to bring me back so much.
Orochimaru: Why not name a snake fluffy? -gives her a black mamba- She won't attack you as long as you keep her well fed and don't pick her up when she's trying to sleep.
Wishmaster: Meh, only during your reviews.
Spidey: -nods- Him twisting wishes is kind of a running gag. NEXT QUESTION!
Darius Creed
Hello family,friends,pschyos,heros,villains and chosen ones I'm sort a new to
fanfiction and this is my first review ever so don't hate me for my grammer
and spelling.
Spidey: I didn't like how black-suited Spiderman beat you up and so since
were now the best of best buds ever I will go over to the web-heads house and
have a little "chat" with him "Ha Ha Ha." evil laugh than leaves.
Spidey: You go do that. This has to sto...
Spider-man: -comes out of nowhere and shoots webs in Spidey's face, then swings away- THAT'S FOR DEPICTING ME AS SOME KIND OF WEIRD BULLY FOR A RUNNING GAG! -swings away-
Spidey: -pulls webs off his face- Well, that wraps up this chapter...
Vigo: Review...or Vigo will destroy you!