Spidey: I'm back...with a Halloween chapter! Unfortunately, hordes of zombies seem to have somehow gotten into the base...and that's not counting the ones that were already in the fic...-pauses to give audience time to laugh at hilarious joke-

-crickets chirping-

Zombies: -fall silent for a second at just how stupid the joke was, then continue moaning, crying for brains, and wandering around the space statio...er...secret basein search o brains, flesh, or whatever their particular type of zombie eats-

Spidey: -sighs- Anyway, no need to worry, as I've taken the liberty of sealing myself and all the important characters in the panic room of the ship, with a large amount of food and water. And made sure that none of the human-ish characters were infected.

Sidney: Hey, where's Norman?

Spidey: The hell if I know; he was with us till he suddenly started talking like an old lady and ran off, and I'm not going out there looking for him when there's three kinds of zombie out there! Besides, I said the IMPORTANT people, and nobody asks him anything anyway. -randomly turns to the audience and changes tone- Oh, and I just thought, for expositionary reasons, I should tell you the three kinds of zombies out there are Romero's zombies, Return of the Living Dead Zombies, and T-virus zombies.

Ash: So...in short, we're surrounded by various undead things; some of which are slow and can be taken down with a significant blow to the head; some of which are going to mutate into much scarier things; and some of which we're gonna need to somehow electrocution is the only sure way to keep them from getting up without releasing trioxin into the air.

Spidey: Yup.

Ash: And they outnumber us by... alot.

Spidey: That's pretty accurate, yeah.

Ash: And we're trapped in a room with limited food and water.

Spidey: You have such skill at stating the obvious...

Ash: -grins, and revvs chainsaw- Sounds like good odds to me! Now THIS is how you do a halloween chapter! Lets open the door so we can kick some zombie ass and get out of here!

Spidey: Um...I don't think that's a good idea, considering they'll probably overwhelm us and eat our brains...

Ash: Puh-lease, are you forgetting who happens to be in this fic? I alone will probably kill several hundred of them, so lets open the door already so I can get some action in already!

Spidey: No. I'm not suicidal, and would like to keep my flesh and my brains, thanks.

Ash: Who said you get what you want? I'm the one with the gun, who happens to be standing right next to the door opening button! -points to said button-

Spidey: DOH! -facepalms-

Hannibal: -turns to Ash- While I admire your enthusiasm...perhapse we should answer some questions before attempting to suicidally fight our way through hordes of zombies? Afterall, this is still an ask fic, and I'm sure people are patiently awaiting their answers.

Ash:...that's a good point. -steps away from the door switch-

Spidey: -sighs with relief- Anyway, FIRST QUESTION!!!

DtecnoKira

Yo Spidey, too much bold...blinding
Hey do me a favor...ask Skull-sama what version of Death he was using...one
that talks all in capitals huh? How interesting...I wonder..if it's who I
think it is then Skull-sama just became like, fifteen times more awesome...of
course, even if it isn't, Skull-sama is still awesome.
oh well on to questions.
To Spidey-do you have a facebook account? Want to be friends?
-Nama appears-
Nama: of course Spidey doesn't want to be friends with you.
But? Fine, next question...uh I think I'm out, oh wait.
-Grabs Geass Note and writes down a few words.-
Some strippers should be visiting soon, don't worry they're all females, and
they should be attractive.
Um uh wha?
I need to keep a list of questions to ask you...
And your friends.
Hey Spidey, wait for me okay? I'll be back later, see ya!
-Skips away-
-And runs back-
Have you seen Power Rangers RPM? IT ROCKS!
-Skips away again-

Spidey: Sorry your brain can't handle the awesomeness of bold text! Also, ask Skull yourself. Unfortunately, I don't have a facebook. I have a livejournal, but have most likely forgotten the password. Oh, and thanks for the strippers! And no, I haven't seen it; I haven't watched that show since the 90s. NEXT QUESTION!

and you fall

freddy: if you do that, my fist will be in your crotch. *sweet smile*

jason: that's not cool! i heard miley cyrus will play nancy! D:

michael: albert bathed in the blood of african american children. did you do
that? D:

sweeney: oh. well. i love you.

hidan: no i don't care go away you **. D:

Freddy: Sounds kinky.

Jason:...-draws machete and walks off rather quickly...then comes back- Do you happen to know Miley Cyrus' home, address and social security number?

Michael: I bathe in the blood of pretty much anyone that I happen to run into on my way to kill my family members; cause unlike Albert, I don't bother giving preferencial treatment to anyone, just because of race...the only people that get that is my family members.

Sweeney: (Insert something Sweeney Todd would say here)

Hidan: -teary puppy-dog-eyes-

Spidey:...that's the cutest, most disturbing thing I've ever seen. NEXT QUESTION!

the new divide
sidney why are all the evil dudes in scream masks after you
what makes you so special
jason why do you kill people in interesting ways like using one person in a
sleeping to kill another person in a sleeping bag
freddy who would win in a fight between you micheal jason ash and
leatherface
micheal who would win in a fight you or the zombies from night of the living
dead

Sidney: The hell if I know. My guess is most of them are pathetic copycat killers that can't even think up their own modus operandi, and don't like me very much.

Jason: Because I wanna make a STATEMENT! It's just how I express myself.

Freddy: I would of course....oh shi...-gets tackled by Jason, Ash, and Leatherface-

Michael: I won't answer that question. Answering Vs questions around here is about as safe as claiming to be invincible.

Spidey: Damn, when did he get so genre savvy? NEXT QUESTION!

diamondkat12

Spidey: I don't have much time and probably won't be reviewing again for some
time so here is a gift. - hands him a gift wrapped box- He's a doll named
Chuck or at least that what he told me. He enjoys playing tag and transfer the
soul. Take good care of him for me.

Spidey: Yay! Chucky will be thrilled to have another possessed doll on the set... or did I forget to put him in the fic, thus making this Chucky? Either way, he hasn't been getting alot of questions...NEXT QUESTION!

Renegade

It's funny, i like it but i really do have a question for Ash, What are those
3 magic words spoken in Evil Dead: Army of Darkness

Ash: Klatuu Verata....um...nickle? Nicktu? Well, I didn't get every tiny little sylable, but basically that was them...why do you ask?

Spidey: It's a wonder he doesn't write those words down...or look them up on Wikipedia. NEXT QUESTION!

-crickets-

Spidey: We're out of reviews, aren't we?

Ash: Yep! -presses button, causing door to open, letting the zombies in- CHAINSAW TIME! -runs into zombie hordes with chainsaw-

Spidey: OMIGOD I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE ZOMBIE CHOW!

Jason: -currently trying to shake off several zombies-

Michael: -stabs a zombie in the head, before getting attacked by three more-

Hannibal: -holds Clarice to him as Zombies close in-

Sidney: -cornered by zombies, whom she's fighting off with a taser-

Spidey: No! -swings keyboard wildly at advancing zombies- I'm not your food! -swings again- I WON'T BE EATEN!!!! -disappears beneath zombie hordes-

(Forumn Broadcast System: Due to technical difficulties involving zombies, violence, gore, brains, and author unavailability, this chapter cannot be continued. we appologize for the inconvenience, and hope you will continue to review the story.)