Spidey: I'm back...-standing over the remains of various zombies-...and still alive, apparently. Heh, silly me, I guess I kinda sorta forgot that Carrie, Pinhead, and Cthuhlu were in this fic, to name a few characters who would easily rip thousands of zombies to pieces with ease...
Ash: Why the hell else would I have let the zombies in? -severed arm grabs his leg- Hey, hands off! -uses shotgun to magically turn severed arm into a bloody mess-
Spidey: Well, I guess that wraps everything up rather nicely...
Hannibal: Except how all those zombies even got here, considering we're in spa...
Spidey: -clears throat-
Hannibal: In a secret, highly isolated location; with no large population of people close enough to reach us should they, say, turn into zombies.
Spidey: Meh... must have been a Halloween special...zombies ALWAYS find a way to appear in Halloween specials....
Bob The zombie: -walks in, groaning-
Spidey: AH! ZOMBIE! KILL IT!
Bob: -looks at Spidey, almost intelligently-
Sidney: Wait...isn't that the zombie from Day of the Dead? The one that they trained to think and stuff?
Spidey: Yes, now kill it!
Bob: -gives puppy-dog eyes-
Pugsley: Can we keep him? Please? I've always wanted a pet zombie.
Spidey: Fine!
-teenage girl with various pointy metal things sticking out of her walks in-
Girl: Excuse me, may I stay here?
Spidey: Sure...who are you again?
Girl: Call me...Julie.
Spidey: Hey, you look familiar, like I've seen you before in some zombie movie...meh, probably just my imagination.
Julie: Probably...I'm hungry.
Spidey: You can eat later. Anyway, FIRST QUESTION!
Erin Nightshade
Spidey: HAHA...this was funny. __ I'm lazy!
Question For All Horror People: Who do you find so ANNOYING that you just WANT TO KILL THEM?
Michael: I still love you. And I laugh my ** off when you kill those people
who have no idea they're about to die. And if those people give you crap cause you're hotter than them...call me! I'll kick their butts for you! *snuggles&gives you my bag of Halloween candy* 3
Jason: You are just too awesome for words!
Freddy: Which of your fellow horror movie icons would you bet on to win or
lose in a fight?
Spidey: What did you think of the horror movies that have come out this year? And what two Horror movie Icons would you like to see star in a movie together?
Spidey:...All the horror people you say? -twitches- Damn it, I don't even remember whose in this anymore...
Michael: My family.
Jason: Those damned teenagers that keep having sex on my property...And Freddy.
Freddy: That b1tch daughter of mine...and Jason.
Pinhead: Nobody annoys me all that much; desire summons me.
Cthulu: Those damned tiny squishy things that can't even pronounce my name...what are they called...oh yeah, 'Humanity'...
Hannibal: Bastards, in general, tend to incite my wrath....but I should not complain; they are quite delicious.
Ash: Deadites...those it's not as much killing them as putting those poor people they possess out of their misery.
Julie's head: People that won't give. me. their. BRAINS!!!
Sidney: People that dress in ghostface masks and try to stab me.
Spidey: People who ask me to give answers for "everyone"...-twitch-
Michael: Ok, but by the time you get there, they'll probably be dead.
Jason: If you say so.
Freddy: -devious grin- I bet Jason....would beat Pinhead! -waits for Jason to get dragged away-
Pinhead: -drags Freddy away instead- Quit putting me in "who would win?" fights. I'm not a fighter; I merely make dreams come true...along with nightmares.
Spidey: To be honest, I haven't seen most of them, though Jennifer's body looks entertaining. And I would like to see Ash and Pinhead in a movie together...but Pinhead would have to be in character, and have the same motives he had in the first two movies; not the card-carrying villain he later became. Oh, and the giant killer bunny rabbits from "Night of the Lepus" would have to be in it too... NEXT QUESTION!
lord maul160
I noticed you guys didn't put in my question, recently.
Freddy: How long do you think you would last against IT? AKA Pennywise the
clown?
Jason: Hey Jason, I dare you to switch masks with Michael.
Zombies: .points at Spidey30. Lots of brains over there!
Wishmaster: Is it possible for you to grant your own wishes?
Spidey: I thought there were reviews missing when I looked at the chapter before I submitted it...specifically, reviews I remembered replying to. However, when I checked the story reviews page, there weren't any reviews there that weren't in the story. No idea what could have happened.
Freddy: I'm not answering that; nothing good ever comes of answering vs questions.
Jason: Ok. -walks towards Michael...comes back with knife sticking out of his head- He doesn't like the idea.
Spidey: Ha! Bob's the only zombie here, and I'm going to keep him supplied with meat so he doesn't eat me! -throws Bob a steak-
Bob: -jumps into the air and catches steak with teeth-
Julie:...nah, I just ate.
Wishmaster: What do you think?
Spidey: NEXT QUESTION!
BoogiepopShippuden
Hm chapter 42...where are the Hitchiker jokes?
Or am I justnot paying enought attention?
Spidey: They mysteriously disappeared, along with at least one review. Yes, it was there before...NO I AM NOT CRAZY! NEXT QUESTION!
BoogiepopShippuden
LMAO
Aw too bad it was so short
Hm I hope those strippers aren't going to be infected by whatever zombie
virus is going around
I mean, they'd still strip for you because of the Geass note
Spidey: Don't worry, I kept them away from the zombies...had to boot some people out of the room, but I made room for the strippers...and did you have to review BOTH stories with the same penname? NEXT QUESTION!
Skullblade
Dracula: ...Do you know anyone by the name of Belmont? Cause this guy says
you're old friends. -pulls out Simon Belmont-
Orochimaru: Aren't you dead now?
Ed: This glomp is nothing compared to that one the Chupacabra gave me.
Sakura: Hold on, I've got a picture of me back then in my wallet... Wow, I
was hotter than I remembered...
Spidey: And if Livejournal is to be believed, happy birthday!
Sai: -propelled into ceiling-
Earl: -now full of holes-
Spidey: I don't remember either.
Death: AND MARVEL-VERSE DEATH CAN HAVE THAT TITLE. I'M... NOT QUITE MALE, BUT
MASCULINE.
Cthulu: Now that I think of it, Sandman Death is more powerful than you too.
However, I wouldn't throw her at anyone! She's mine! -glances at long line of
everyone who has ever died contesting my claim- Buzz off, I'm still alive! I
have more chance than you!
Ryumura: -stabs himself in the face so he can substitute away-
Spidey: DID SOMEONE SAY ZOMBIES! -bursts in dressed in Ghostbusters Gear-
...Hold on, wrong outfit. -leaves, bursts in dressed in HEV Suit with a
crowbar- ...Nope, while cooler, still not right. -leaves, bursts in wearing a
red shirt- ... screw it, I'm just stealing the Portal Gun. -runs off to
Aperture Labs, jumps back in through orange portal- There will be cake!
Dracula: We've met before. -drinks wine, then throws glass down dramatically-
Orochimaru: No; but close enough.
Jason: You've met the Cupachabra?
Sakura: I don't remember you being hot...
Spidey: Thank you!
Sai: -looks at Skull confused- Is something wrong?
Spidey: Hmm...wanna go not spy on Hana in the shower again? -turns to Death- So far, you've been in every Discworld novel that I've read.
Cthulhlu: Oh yeah...well... -throws Tom Bombadil at Death-
Death: I'LL SEE YOU AGAIN VERY SOON.
Spidey: Actually, the zombies are all....CAKE? WHERE? NEXT QUESTION!
LuvIsAThing
Oh hey one more thing.
Spidey: Why isn't Blackheart in the story? *sobs* He is my favourite besides
Michael. *hugs Michael* And it is ok to have stuffed animals. I have one too.
Freddy: My friend alex said u suck and she will kick ur butt.
Jason: Why isn't ur mom in the story? i want to ask her stuff too...
Spidey: Cause I don't know crap about his character?
Michael: Yeah! It's totally manly to have a stuffed unicorn named Rainbow Flower! Anyone who disagrees usually ends up with stab wounds.
Freddy: Yeah? Bring it on. Hows tonight, sometime around 12:00 sound? No need to give a location, I'll find her easy, if she doesn't wuss out, and OD on caffine and Hypnosil before I beat her senseless.
Jason: She is. I think. To be honest, I'm not even sure Spidey remembers who is and isn't in the story anymore.
Spidey: Um....-tries to remember whether he brought her in or not- Er... Abracashesinthestorynow. -Jason's mom is now officially in the story... or was already in- NEXT QUESTION!
LuvIsAThing
To all Killers: Why do you kill? (wow i'm really suprised that noone has
asked that yet)
Michael: Are you tired of sequels?
Freddy: Why do you go after the girl that will obviously kill you?
Jason: do u have any family besides ur mom?:(
Michael: why do u go after ur family? why not ignore the curse and kick
Thorn's butt?
Freddy: why do u scream like a girl? (my worst enemy Alex said it, not me)
Spidey: -falls to his knees, laughing insanely- SO MANY KILLERS, SO MANY KILLERS!!!
Sidney: -sighs- Sorry about that; he seems to go through temporary insanity when someone addresses their question to "all" of anyone in this fic.
Ash: Self-defense.
Norman: Mother kills. I don't know why she kills, but she does.
Cthulhlu: Those annoying, yet tasty little primate things need death.
Hannibal: Because I'm a humanitarian of course.
Sidney: And that's all the time we had for that one question. Moving on!
Michael: -breaks down crying- YES! WHY CAN'T THEY JUST STOP BRINGING ME BACK FROM THE DEAD?!
Freddy: Preemptive measures of course. Dead things can't kill you...wait....scratch that. Dead things can't kill me. Dead things can DEFINATELY kill you.
Jason: Not that I know of.
Michael: What curse? Kick whose butt?
Spidey's Lawyer: -clears throat- Ask the Horror Icons does not in anyway support any Halloween film beyond the second movie, unless in such a case as it would be hilarious. That is all.
Freddy: I don't scream. My victims do. And I'll be seeing how Alex screams soon enough, won't I? Can't wait for 12:00. Don't stay awake!
Spidey: -has recovered from his temporary insanity- Wait, didn't I already answer your review? Wait... this review is for the Halloween Chapter...LAST YEARS Halloween Chapter. The other one is from this year...will I have to wait another year for you to review again? Anyway, I think it's best that we end the chapter here.
Hannibal: Don't you think you should...edit this chapter a bit more before you post it?
Spidey: Why?
Hannibal: Well, since you no doubt intended to post this chapter earlier, and since a certain Holiday is coming up, one that you didn't post a special for last year.
Spidey: -looks at Calendar- Ah, Christmas special you mean? Ha ha, no. That is, I think I'll post this chapter, and if I get enough reviews in the next two days, Christmas Chapter. And...um...I guess Santa will be joining us next chapter, so feel free to ask him questions? I'm not really feeling up to a last minute Christmas special make over, so we'll see.
Sidney: Wait, Santa? Hasn't this fic decayed enough from it's original purpose? I don't see what Santa has to do with horror...
Spidey: Yeah, what's scary about Santa? He sees you when your sleeping, he knows when you're awake; he knows if you've been bad or good and can easily get into your house without being noticed. Nothing scary about that.
Hannibal: Point taken.
Spidey: So...um...Good bye everybody, and Merry Christmas I guess.