Spidey: I'm back with a chapter! It's been so long since the last chapter; we've gone from being too late for a Christmas chapter to being too early for one. But ya know what? FUCK IT! WE'RE HAVING ONE ANYWAY! KIDNAPPING SANTA WASN'T EASY YOU KNOW! -points to Santa, whose currently tied up in the corner-

Santa: Let me go! I need to be getting ready for Christmas!

Spidey: IT'S FRICKING OCTOBER! YOU SHOULDN'T BE SHOWING YOUR FAT ASS TILL NOVEMBER AT THE EARLIEST! OCTOBER AND SEPTEMBER ARE HALLOWEEN TERRITORY! -clears throat- Anyway, you may be wondering why I don't just wait till Christmas to bring Santa out of his cell, and focus on the Halloween special now. Well, you see, there aren't going to be anymore chapters after the halloween special. -disproportionately dramatic music- Yeah, I'm sick of writing it, and judging from what I've been seeing, you're sick of reviewing it.

Freddy: So...two more chapters, and we're free?

Spidey: Yes. I guess you could say that.

Freddy: HALLELUJAH! AFTER-PARTY AT MY PLACE, EVERYONE WELCOME...except you Jason. You're not invited.

Jason: -walks off dejectedly-

Spidey: Anyway, the Halloween chapter might not even happen, if I don't get three reviews, two of which can't be from Dtenco, or any of his alt accounts. Though he can post as many times as he wants. Otherwise, no Halloween chapter for you. Though honestly, who else even reads this anyway? Start the chapter or something.

Sidney: You forgot something...

Spidey: What did I forget...oh, yes. -waves hand half heartedly- First question.

Beloved Morning Star

To all the Horror Icons: Who, besides yourself, is your favorite horror movie character.

To Chthulhu: What do you think of the stuffed animals in your likeness.

To Spidey: Have you ever fallen in love?

To Rainbowflower: What do you look like? I can't exactly see you at the moment.

To Ash: What did you get Jack for Christmas?

To Spidey: Is this Special going well? Oh wait, dam alerts are down so you probably won't get this until after you writ the special.

Spidey: ?

Shuichi's Dad: Pinhead. He could twist people into spiiiiiiiiiiiraaaaaaaals without killing them if he wanted to.

Wishmaster: Pinhead. I love his modus operandi.

Isaac: Damien, from the Omen.

Nyarlathotep: Any character that embraces the joys of madness and seeks to spread it to others is alright with me.

Cthulhu: Humans make the most ridiculous things. -looks around, and whispers- Where can I purchase thousands of said things?

Spidey: Yes, yes I have.

Rainbow Flower: ...

Ash: I gave him a chainsaw.

Spidey: Well, besides being both too late and too early, it's going GREAT! I doubt the Halloween special will do very well though. Next question.

Dtecnokira

So, Spidey, you watch a lot of horror movies. Surely you must have grown attached to some of the victims. Any victims you wish could have been saved.

Eh sorry this review is so short, I can't focus right now.

Spidey: The Priest from Braindead. -sniffs- He kicked ass for the Lord. Next question.

diamondkat12

It's been quite a while since I reviewed. In my absence, I discovered a new manga called Kuroshitsuji. I am still negotiating with Ciel to lend me his demon butler.

Sasuke: Congratulations on finally becoming a psychopath. I always knew you had it in you.

Wishmaster: I've found someone better at granting desires than you. He will eat your soul as payment but at least you get what you paid for.

Hannibal: I desire to eat my roommate's liver. How do I go about achieving my desire?

Spidey: Good to see you're still kickin', Kat!

Sasuke: Thank you. -kills random people- I AM NOW A TRUE UCHIHA!

Wishmaster: Fine then. Go. I'll grant someone else's desires. See if I care.

Hannibal: Kill then and cut their liver out? Or, if you want them to be alive while you remove it, you could drug them first. As for the liver itself, I know dozens of recipes for preparing liver...

Spidey: Who says this fic isn't educational? Next question!

-crickets chirp-

Spidey: Well, guess that's it then. I hope you've enjoyed the long-delayed Ask The Horror Icons 2009 Christmas special. I may or may not see you on Halloween. If not, it's been a good...however many years I've been writing this, and I wish anyone who still reads this luck and happiness. End the chapter.

Sidney: Ok. -presses button that causes the chapter to magically end-