I was walking along out the back and I started thinking about Howard for once.
It must be hard for him to take in; one minute he's telling me to clear the bin next minute he is asking questions that I can't answer.
I could smell the fox wolf thing so I tried to track its sent.
I followed it all the way to a fox den.
I scrabbled in and his smell was making my nose sting, he stinks.
The wolf fox thing ran up to me and snarled. I whimpered and back away.
"Vince?" I asked suddenly stopping
"Yes, I wanted to ask you something." I said still backing away my tail between my legs.
"What's wrong?" He asked tipping his head to the side. "Don't you like being a dog?"
"I just wanted to know if I could talk to humans." I asked sort of stepping forward.
"I do have one trick that will make you talk." He said walking further into his den.
I started to follow him but he span round and snarled "No, you stay here!"
He came back with a biscuit in his mouth and dropped it at my feet.
"Eat it!" He snapped
I ate it quickly.
"Good baby." He said putting his paw on my head
I wanted to snarl but he could have killed me. Why did he turn me into a puppy and not a full grown dog! If I was full grown I would have bitten his ear off.
I finished eating and then all of a sudden the fox wolf turned on me!
"Go home puppy." He growled
"What?" I asked confused
"My pack are coming, if they see a baby pet like you they will kill you, go home!"
He started chasing me so I ran like hell.
When I got home I decided to try talking to Howard.
"Howard can you hear me?" I asked
"Vince?" is that you?" Howard asked
"Yeah! You can understand me, great!" I said
"Vince, how did you do it?" Howard asked
"Well I simply... woof woof woof!" I said messing around
"Vince, what was that?" Howard said looking at me
"Nothing Howard." I said trotting off to the stairs
I took it slowly on step at a time and got up the stairs. I walked over to the tv and used my nose to push the on switch.
I waiting for the channel to come on. The news was the first thing that came on.
I snorted, I hate the news.
I closed my eyes and listened since I couldn't go partying.
The news lady started her talk. She must be one of the most depressed people in the world.
Such and such died or committed suicide.
"News flash!" she said in her ever calm voice "two female dogs were found today with the ability to write like humans.
My eyes opened. Writing dogs? Not just any writing dogs, girl writing dogs!
"How did you learn to write" she asked the dogs joking around
"Help us! We're super stars!" They yapped.
I looked at them, and then I remembered I can understand animals anyway.
"Awww it's like they know what I said." The reporter said smiling
The dogs were pretty, one was a golden Labrador with blue eyes and then I took a better look at the other one, she was a black Labrador just like me and she had blue eyes just like me too!
I started drooling, I couldn't help it.
"What are the puppy's names?" the woman said to the guy with the camera.
"I don't know?" the camera man replied
"I'm Ultra." The golden Labrador said
"I'm Neon." The black Labrador said
"The electro girls!" I said jumping off my seat and walking towards the tv.
"These two beautiful dogs are up for sale at the dog pound." She said as the dogs got put back into their cages.
"Hold on girls, I'm coming to get you." I said running to the top of the stairs and not thinking about it I jumped from the top but I landed three steps down and slid down the rest.
I ran straight to the front door and tried to reach the handle but being a puppy I couldn't reach the handle.
"Vince, no." Howard said
"Awk, I have to go!" I said
"No, Vince, I'm going out stay in the kitchen until I come back." Howard said leaving through the back door.
I tried to brush out past him but he pushed me back inside. I need to save the girls but I can't reach the door handle.
So this is where my magic starts
I jumped onto my chair and it spun round again. I waited till it was facing the window ledge then I jumped. I jumped a bit too far and thwacked into the window but I was okay.
I walked to the side closest to the door and I could reach!
I pushed down with both my paws and the door opened. I fell onto the floor but I didn't mind because the door was open. I ran outside into the rain and started running towards the pound.
I nearly got hit by a few cars but I crossed the road alright. I looked at a map some stupid tourist had dropped on the floor. To get there I just have to run down this path and turn left. So I did. How could I get into the pound without being put in a cage myself? Easy I can talk to humans.
I waltzed in and the guy came over to lift me.
"Handing yourself in are you?" he asked
"No." I said "I'm coming to visit my friends."
The man dropped me in shock.
"Did you just talk?" He asked walking away
"Yes, my name is Vince." I said
"Okay, right this way sir." He said opening the door
I listened for a second there is loads of singing going on, bet it sounds like howling to everyone else.
I listened I didn't know some songs. Some songs were depressing, some were funny and some were normalish.
There was a ginger dog with curly fur and really black eyes, he was singing too.
Then I heard it "I am electro pup, I am electro dog"
"The girls!" I yelled and ran towards them.
"Neon, Ultra!" I panted
"Who are you?" Ultra said looking at me
"Vince?" Neon said probably recognising my pretty sweet voice.
"Yea, it's me!" I said
"How did you get in here?" She asked
"I can talk to humans" I said showing off
"Yea, well we can sing in tune." Ultra said
"Would you rescue me kind hero?" Neon said putting her paw out through the bars.
My tail started wagging.
"Sure." I said
I opened the lock and let the girls out.
"So Neon, how about dinner eh?" I said taking a breath in and walking towards her
Ultra burst out laughing.
"If you don't mind us staying at your place." She said
"No problem, Howard won't mind me having some mates around for the night." I said taking the lead
"No, we mean till we're human again." Neon said
I stopped walking