"I love you too" I said wagging my tail
"I didn't say love!" she spat at me
"Sorry your majesty." I said bowing
"Should be" She snorted
I walked on not sure if we were friends or not.
She ran up behind me, jumped and threw me to the floor.
"Pined ya" he giggled and licked me
I shyly giggled, I wanted to bite her.
She let me up and trotted ahead.
I tried to run up and pin her but she ducked and I fell face first to the floor.
"That was smooth" she said sarcastically
"yea.." I said laughing
Ultra walked back round the corner.
"Amateurs" She said rolling her eyes
"yea, grow up Noir" Neon mumbled prancing on.
I ran in front of them and did my cool walk until we got back to the shop.
"Okay genius, how do we get in." Ultra snapped
"Easy" I said smoothly
I scratched pathetically at the door.
It slowly opened.
"See?" I said "piece of cake"
I walked in and jumped onto my chair.
I lay down. "make yourselves at home"
I kicked a stall and sunglasses fell neatly over my eyes.
That must have looked so cool.
Neon leaped onto the table.
I couldn't do that if I tried but I didn't let it bother me
"What ya got ta eat?" Neon asked sniffing around.
"White caviar" I bragged
"Wow, that's worth like millions!" Ultra gasped
"You won't mind us eating it?" Neon asked
"Nah, not at all" I said running upstairs.
I clawed through my bedroom cupboards, we can't afford bread never mind white caviar.
I pulled out a box of cheerios.
"Bingo!" I yapped
I poured some of them out and scraped them into three little dishes.
I mashed them with my paws until they were crumbs and then poured water in until they were like buns.
"Come get it!" I yelled kicking the cereal box out of their view
They dashed up and practically attacked the dishes.
Ultra stopped and looked up.
"This tastes like cereal!" She snorted
"that's what makes it so rare!" I said raising my doggie eyebrows.
She looked at me and went back to eating.
We ate in silence.
Then the shop bell went.
"Crap!" I whimpered "Howard's home."