Right just to clear up something from the last chapter, they were wearing underwear because as someone rightly pointed out you would be able to see A LOT if they weren't.
This chapter is kind of longer than I remember writing so enjoy!
Revenge is a dish best served hot?!
"Okay so the plan is that we kidnap Blair, and the ransom is our clothes?" Dan asked checking again that this was Chuck's bright idea.
Chuck looked at him aggravated "Yes for the millionth time" he replied through gritted teeth.
"Wouldn't it be easier to kidnap, Serena?" Nate asked him "I mean Dan can make her come out of the tent easily" he added.
"Yeh or Jenny, she's so light we can just carry her away" Dan pointed out in a joking manner.
Chuck looked at them "It'll be more fun if we take Blair, she's much easier to annoy" he replied "Now it's my plan so you'll do what I say" he told them.
They looked at him uneasily "Okay Sir" Nate said saluting his friend.
"Right Dan you go in and distract Serena, and Nate you make sure Jenny doesn't go inside" Chuck said as he waited for Dan to coax Serena from the tent which was actually quite easy.
"What do you want to talk about Dan?" She asked him suspiciously, and slightly amused, he was still wearing a dress.
"I just missed you that's all, I thought that maybe we could hang out" He explained.
Serena didn't buy it "You just want your clothes back" she replied.
"Yes I do but maybe we could do something that means neither of us are wearing clothes" He suggested smirking at her.
Serena kinked her eyebrow "One night with Chuck Bass and you are already turning into him" she joked wrapping her arms around Dan's neck. "I guess we could have some alone time, I've never done it alfresco" Serena whispered kissing him on the lips as he chuckled softly.
Jenny was wandering back over to the tent when she saw Nate standing outside.
"What are you doing Natalie?" she asked him lightly as she approached him.
Nate looked at her "Don't call me that. And I'm not up to much just um hanging out" he replied trying to be blaze.
Jenny looked at him "Right… okay then" she said as she went to go back into the tent.
Nate blocked her "You can't go in there" he stated.
"Why not?" she asked him confused.
"You just can't" he replied.
"What are you guys up to?" she asked him folding her arms and looking at him.
"Nothing, you just can't go in there" he said again.
Jenny looked at him in disbelief and went forward again Nate grabbed hold of her, "What are you doing?" she asked him getting more confused.
"You forced me to this Jenny" he simply replied as he lifted her up and threw her over his shoulder.
"What are you doing Nate? Put me down" Jenny shouted slapping him on the back.
"I will in a sec okay" He told her.
"No you'll do it now" she replied angrily.
"In a minute" he said.
"I can't believe I'm being carried around by a guy in a dress this is like some kind of trippy dream" Jenny said relenting to the fact that he was going to put her down whenever he wanted.
Nate laughed "Well the dress part is kind of your own fault and I didn't know you dreamt about me" he joked.
Jenny smiled ignoring his comment about the dream "Not really, Blair was the one who was dared to do it, and Serena was the one who dared her, I was an innocent party in all this" she told him trying to defend herself.
"Whatever" he said plonking her down carefully on the ground.
"Thank you, now why couldn't I go in there?" she asked him.
"It's a secret" he replied placing his finger on her lips. Jenny looked at him and blushed, how could he even look cute in a dress?
***
"Alright Waldorf where are my clothes?" Chuck shouted as he got into the tent.
Blair looked at him innocently "I don't know what you are talking about" she replied.
"Don't play dumb Blair, I know when you are lying yours eyes do that thing where they don't match the rest of your face" Chuck said to her pointing at her face.
Blair sighed he did know her to well "Fine, your clothes are in a bush somewhere" she replied huffily.
"You gave in that easy?" he asked her, surprised.
"Yeh I guess so, I can't be bothered to have an argument with you right now" Blair replied fiddling with her hair.
"Oh" he replied not sure of what else there was to say.
"Well I guess I'll see you later now you've got what you wanted" Blair said sighing wondering where Jenny and Serena were.
Chuck looked at her carefully "Well not everything that I wanted" he told her.
"What else could you possibly…?"
Chuck closed the space in between them and pushed his lips on top of hers silencing her before she could finish. Blair allowed a small moan to escape her lips as he kissed her harder; her stomach was twisting in knots as he did this his hands in her hair as she clung to his neck.
Serena looked into the tent and opened her mouth in shock, it had been confirmed her best friend really did like Chuck Bass.
Blair didn't notice her friend and allowed Chuck to lay her down, him on top of her as he continued to kiss her, she barely noticed the fact he was wearing her clothes as their tongues caught together.
"So do you like me Bass, or not?" she asked him as she pulled away for a second.
Chuck grinned at her "I like you a little bit" he replied kissing her again knowing that he liked her a lot more than a little bit.
But for Blair a little bit was definitely enough.
"Chuck? Chuck do you know where our clothes are?" They heard Dan ask from outside.
Chuck pulled away from Blair unhappily "I better go and get them, I'll see you in our tent later" he whispered kissing her lightly.
Blair smiled "Okay, the bush they are in is right near this tent" she told him. "See you later" she added touching her lips.
Chuck exited the tent to find Serena staring at him whilst Dan shivered in his dress.
"Why are you looking at me like that?" he asked her "Like what you see?" he joked spinning around.
Serena rolled her eyes "No, don't be gross Chuck, just go and get your clothes you are all getting way to comfortable in these dresses" she commanded climbing back in her tent.
"Where's Nathaniel?" Chuck asked Dan.
Dan shrugged "I don't know I was kind of busy" Dan admitted, he definitely liked alfresco style.
Chuck smirked "Nice, you did Serena in a bush that's impressive" he said.
"Something makes me think I stumbled a conversation I didn't want to be hearing" Jenny said as she smiled at them "See you guys later" she said waving at them as she got back in the tent.
"So did you find our clothes?" Nate asked, Chuck grinned he would have done if they were in Blair's mouth.
"Yeh they are in a bush by this tent" he replied.
Nate nodded "Right well let's start looking" he said as he went over to the bushes and started rooting through them.
Once the boys had found their clothes things at camp had died down a little bit and the girls were now talking in the tent eating the candy that had been formerly mentioned by Serena.
"So we never did any truths" Jenny pointed out, remembering how out of hand that one dare had got.
Serena smiled "You're right, we didn't so Jenny we'll start with you" she said turning to her.
"What's going on with you and the boyfriend formerly known as mine?" Blair asked her tone one of happiness rather than bitterness.
Jenny looked at them "What do you mean? There isn't anything going on, we're friends" she explained.
Blair and Serena looked at one another "Nate never looks at his friends that way, he's into you and it's like beyond obvious" Serena told her and Blair nodded at her.
"Yeh he used to look at Serena like that all the time" Blair joked laughing.
"Oh ha ha" Serena replied dryly.
Jenny blushed "I don't think that he sees me that way, he acts like I'm his little sister or something" Jenny explained.
"Yeh a little sister he wants to have sex with" Blair said Serena gave her look. "Or at least wants to kiss" she said trying not to scare Jenny.
"Honestly I really don't think so" Jenny replied.
"You'll see" Serena said.
"Anyway what about you Serena you in love with cabbage patch?" Blair asked changing the subject.
Serena grinned stupidly "I think I might be you know, we haven't even been together that long but it's so different, it's so special" she told them her voice floaty.
Blair looked at Serena closely "You really do don't you?" she asked and Serena nodded. "Well that's great S I mean you could do worse" Blair replied, that was the first time she hadn't told Serena she could do better.
"Thanks" Serena replied "Do you think he loves me?" she asked Jenny who smiled at her.
"He's been in love with you for like years" Jenny told her, Serena smiled again.
"What about you Blair, anything happening in your love life?" Jenny asked Blair not knowing what can of worms she would be opening.
Blair looked at them both, she could easily tell them both about Chuck but for some reason she wanted to keep it a secret, it was easier that way.
"Nope, nothing going on" she responded.
Serena looked at her friend oddly, if she and Chuck were like a thing now why was she lying about it?
"But you are Blair Waldorf, guys must be falling over themselves to date you" Jenny pointed out.
"I guess none of them are special enough" Blair told them. Except that Chuck was, he was special enough for her to lie to her friends and make her act stupid. He was special enough to maybe even make her fall in love again.
***
Jenny and Blair had realised that they had to get back to their own tents before Mr Johnson did his nightly check to make sure that they were all in their assigned places.
All of the boys were in Jenny's tent and as she approached it she heard the rustling of bags. She pulled the tent door open.
"You are eating my food?" she asked as she stepped inside.
Chuck smirked at her "Revenge is a dish best served with salt and vinegar chips on the side" He replied.
Jenny rolled her eyes "Oh hilarious, really" Jenny said dully.
"Come on we better get going, Jenny has the facial expression which means she might actually bite one of our heads off" Dan told Chuck as he got up.
Jenny folded her arms "I don't have a facial expression like that" she told him tersely.
Dan looked at her "Sure you don't, good night sis" he said ruffling her hair. "Oh and good luck Nate" he added running out the tent.
Nate looked at Jenny as she rolled out her sleeping bag "I didn't think you'd mind if we ate some of your food" he explained.
"Whatever" she replied despondently climbing in to her sleeping bag.
"Are you okay?" he asked her noticing that she looked a bit weird.
Jenny looked at him "Yeh I'm fine, Serena and Blair just said something to me that's all I'm just thinking about it" she told him.
"Oh okay, what was it?" he asked her.
Jenny shook her head, she could hardly tell Nate "Nothing it was stupid" she said turning away from him and closing her eyes. "Will you shut out the light?" she asked him.
Nate did as she asked and laid down as well "Night Jen" he said softly.
Jenny felt her stomach do a somersault he had never called her Jen before "Night Nate" she replied.
They both lay their neither realising that they were thinking about each other.
***
Blair had entered her tent to find that Chuck wasn't back yet, and she had felt kind of sad, but just a few seconds later he entered the tent smiling at her.
"Hey" he said softly.
Blair smiled at him "Hi" she replied.
"So did you have fun tonight?" he asked sitting down next to her.
Blair smiled at him "Yeh it was good, did you?" she asked him allowing her head to rest on his shoulder.
"It was okay, I missed you though" he explained pulling her onto his lap.
Blair grinned "Oh really?" she asked looking into his eyes.
"Really" he replied kissing her lips. "Do you want to go to sleep?" he asked her noticing that she looked kind of tired.
"Sure" she said kissing him again.
"Want to share my sleeping bag?" he asked in his usual perverted manner.
"Not if you are only going to be wearing tighty whities" Blair replied laughing at him.
"I've got boxers on if you must know, you can look if you like" he offered.
Blair laughed "I'm good right now, perhaps in the morning" she told him climbing into his sleeping bag.
"Night Waldorf" he said placing her kiss on her forehead.
"Night Bass" she replied snuggling up next to him happily.
TBC