Yay another chapter. Thank you for all the reviews, I'm glad you like it! I
Enjoy!
Advice; Chuck Bass Style
"Serena, SERENA!" Dan said as he looked as his girlfriend who was still peacefully sleeping next to him.
"SERENA" he said even louder than before poking her in the side.
Serena eyes shot open "What, what is it?" she mumbled tiredly wiping the drool from her chin in an unusually unattractive manner.
"You are snoring really loudly" he explained as he rubbed his eyes.
Serena blushed "Do I snore? No has ever told me before. This is so embarrassing!" she said as she tried to smooth her hair out. "What time is it?" she yawned.
Dan peered as his watch, "Almost six, we have to get up soon anyway. We're having some kind of over night stay in the woods tonight" he informed her.
"How do you know all this are you seeing Mr Johnson on the side or something?" she asked him smiling at him as she started to get her things together to have a shower.
Dan shook his head "No, he told me yesterday he seems to think that I am the sensible member of the group actually" Dan told her.
"That's because you are" she replied.
"What do you mean? Are you saying that I'm boring?" Dan asked her shocked.
Serena looked at him and rested a hand on his knee "Maybe a little bit, but I like that you are a smart" she reassured him kissing him softly on the lips, before standing up.
"I'm going to get showered, see you in a bit" she said smiling as she left the tent.
So Serena thought he was a bit boring did she? Well he wasn't going to have to prove her wrong.
***
Jenny was currently rooting through her bag trying to find something that she could wear for an overnight stay in the woods, just the thought of it made her scared.
She pulled out a pair of jeans and a t-shirt and looked over at Nate who was still sleeping like a baby. She however had, had an awful nights sleep turning over what Blair and Serena had said in her head all night.
Nate eyes slowly started to open as she looked at him so she quickly looked away from him as he woke up.
"Good morning" he said sleepily.
"Morning" she said tensely.
"Are you okay?" he asked her noticing the tone in her voice.
Jenny looked round at him and flashed him a grin "Yeh I'm fine" she replied.
"Don't take this the wrong way, but you seem kind of moody" Nate pointed out.
Jenny breathed out slowly "I'm a bit tired, I had some trouble sleeping last night" she explained to him, it wasn't a lie he just didn't need to know what was keeping her up.
"Oh okay then" he replied, not sure if she was telling him the whole truth. "So excited about the stay in the woods tonight?" he asked her grinning.
Jenny shook her head "Not even a little bit, its going to be dark and scary and just horrible" she said her eyes widening at the thought.
Nate leant forward and squeezed her shoulders in a caring way "Don't worry I'll protect you" he whispered.
Jenny felt the ever present butterflies in her stomach go into a frenzy at that point. "Thanks, I'm going to go and take a shower" she said and departed the tent leaving Nate to try and not imagine Little Jenny Humphrey in the shower.
***
"Morning Blair" Chuck whispered against her ear kissing her cheek softly.
Blair looked at him "Good morning" she replied leaning up and kissing him.
"We better get dressed Mr Johnson we'll be coming round to wake us up in a few minutes" Chuck told her and Blair nodded but she didn't move.
"I don't want to get up yet, we are going to be out in the cold all day" she moaned burying her head in his chest.
He chuckled "Don't worry I'll keep you warm" he murmured kissing her on the forehead.
Blair smiled "Well actually your coat will be doing that, since I still don't have one" she informed him giggling as she untangled herself from him.
Chuck groaned now he was going to freeze to death so that Blair could be warm. The sacrifices he made for her.
"Alright folks, I hope you have all your camping gear ready for our little voyage into the woods, I know that you all thought that being out here was roughing it but you haven't seen anything yet" Mr Johnson told them cheerily.
Jenny groaned inwardly as she heard this little titbit of information, how could it get worse she was already sleeping metres away from bears and the likes. Well maybe not bears but scary things.
Nate placed his arm around her supportively "You'll be fine" he said smiling at her.
Jenny shivered, mainly because Nate was touching her not because it was cold. "Yeh I guess" she mumbled.
Nate noticed her shivering and removed his jacket "Here you should wear this, you're colder than me" he said handing her the jacket which she gratefully took from him.
"Thanks" she said smiling at him. Jenny pulled the jacket on it look kind of stupid since it was massive on her but it was really warm and it smelt nice. Jenny wondered if this was sign, she had been reading way too much into everything that he said or did.
She saw Serena wink at her from where she was standing and Jenny blushed; great now she was actually like a complete idiot.
"You're welcome" Nate replied.
"Okay folks we better be on our way hold on to your hats" Mr Johnson said as he led them into the woods.
Blair rolled her eyes, who said things like that? She was currently standing between Serena and Chuck and felt kind of like Serena was watching her every movement.
"Come on B you guys can walk with us" Serena said linking her arms with Blair's, there was no way this trip was going to end without Blair telling her about Chuck.
Blair looked at Serena "Uh okay then" she said as Serena dragged her along.
Dan had fallen into step beside Chuck who was currently staring at Blair's ass in a subtle manner.
"Chuck?" Dan said shyly.
Chuck looked at him "What do you want Humphrey?" he asked quite disinterested by Dan.
"Do you think I'm boring?" Dan asked.
Chuck laughed and looked carefully at Dan to check if he was being serious or not "Do I look like Dr Phil?" Chuck asked.
Dan frowned not sure exactly who Dr Phil was "Um no" he mumbled.
"And yes you are quite boring, how you ever got Serena do date you is beyond me and everyone else" Chuck informed him in his usual tactless manner.
"Oh right" Dan replied realising that he might actually be a touch on the boring side.
"But Serena obviously likes you boring; she needs you to calm her down man she used to be like insane. You're like the ying to her yang or whatever" Chuck said in an attempt to be reassuring which wasn't that helpful.
"You really suck at advice Chuck" Dan told him.
Chuck smirked "Well me usual advice would be to get wasted and then be an ass to her, that always works for me" he said.
Dan looked at him, yep Chuck was deadly serious. Maybe it wasn't such a bad idea.
***
All of them were now in the middle of the woods, and it was getting dark Jenny had decided that to make herself feel less scared she was start singing a song in her head. She was currently singing a Carrie Underwood song and sitting on the ground.
Blair was sitting next to Serena who hadn't stopped talking from the campsite to the woods. Blair was occupying herself by staring at Chuck was talking to Nate about something and laughing he looked really cute when he laughed.
Nowhere was sure of where Dan had gone he had been speaking to Chuck about a half hour before but had wondered off a while ago.
Dan came stumbling out of a bush and walked/ fell towards where Serena and Blair were sitting.
"Hey SERENA" he shouted as he practically sat on top of her.
"Wow he stinks" Blair said wrinkling her noise as she stood up "I think he's drunk" she said stating the obvious.
"No I'm not" Dan slurred as he started playing with Serena's hair.
Serena stared at him "Yes you are you smell like…" Serena sniffed him "You smell like Chuck" she finished.
Chuck looked up "Hey do not compare Humphrey to me, he's only had a little bit of whiskey he's obviously a lightweight" he informed her.
"How do you know how much he has had to drink?" Serena asked him.
Chuck eyes widened "I um…"
"You gave him the drink didn't you?" Serena asked pointing her finger at him as she stood up.
"Well he asked for it" Chuck explained.
"God Chuck you are a terrible influence on people" Serena said reprimanding him.
"Aw Serena that is so sweet" Chuck replied grinning at her.
Serena rolled her eyes "Will you help me carry him into our tent please?" she asked Nate who was also watching this conversation.
"Sure" he replied as he grabbed Dan's side.
"You're pretty" he slurred at Nate a huge grin on his face.
Nate laughed "I didn't know you swung that way Dan, but thanks" he replied.
"I didn't mean you, I meant Serena" Dan explained as he grabbed Serena's ass.
Serena gave him a shove "Apparently someone gets a little bit touchy feely when drunk" Serena said as she and Nate pushed Dan into the tent and let him lie on the floor.
"Is he okay?" Jenny asked as she looked at her brother.
Nate smiled "Sure, he's just wasted. Does he ever drink?" Nate asked her.
Jenny shook her head as she looked back at Dan who was mumbling incoherently.
Nate grinned "Man he is going to be hung over tomorrow"
Serena nodded "Well he deserves it for being such an idiot, I mean who goes to Chuck for advice?" she asked and Nate and Jenny laughed.
"That's a good point" Jenny said.
"Where are Chuck and Blair?" Serena asked as she looked back at where they had all been sitting and found them gone.
Jenny shrugged "I think Mr Johnson wanted them to get some wood. If it goes as well as last time they did that we'll all have frozen to death by morning" she moaned shivering.
Serena looked at her "Wow Jenny you are very upbeat" she said sarcastically.
"She's scared of the woods" Nate told her.
"Oh well I'm sure you'll be fine. Nate will take good care of you" Serena replied looking at Jenny in a suggestive manner.
Jenny squirmed "Sure I will" Nate said smiling.
Serena grinned at them "Well I'm going to take care of Mr Whiskey in there, I'll see you later" she told them and climbed into her tent.
***
"Chuck we can't do this in a bush" Blair said breathlessly as Chuck kissed her neck gently.
"Sure we can, it'll be fun" he whispered and he kissed her hard on her lips.
Blair allowed him to kiss her and as their tongues met each other she moaned softly. Chuck used his hands to remove the jacket she was wearing.
"Stop it" Blair said as she pushed him off her for a second. "I'm not doing it in a bush" she told him as she pulled her jacket back on and got up.
Chuck remained on the floor "Fine, we'll just have to wait until the trip is over I guess" he muttered standing up.
"Are you going to stick around that long?" Blair asked him ruefully.
Chuck winked at her "I think you're worth the wait" he said.
"That's the sweetest thing you've ever said to me" Blair said as she kissed him.
"I don't like being sweet, it's not in my nature. I'm an ass that is my only personality trait" Chuck replied.
"I think you're sweet" Blair whispered against his lips.
"Well that's okay as long as you don't spread it around" he said kissing her again. "Oh I've been meaning to ask you, why are we keeping the fact that we're having like together?" he asked
"Are we together?" Blair asked him.
"Kind of, I don't know" he mumbled "But why are we not telling anyone?" he asked again.
"I don't know because, I used to date your best friend for one and I don't know I kind of like it being a secret" Blair said.
"Why do you like it being a secret?" Chuck asked her a little bit confused.
"It's more fun when we're sneaking around" Blair admitted.
"I see someone's in it for the thrills" Chuck joked kissing her hard on the lips. "I kind of like it too" he said.
"Good, then it shall remain a secret then" Blair replied kissing him again and allowing him to push her back into the bush.
TBC
Review!!!