Dancing Fools 6
Disclaimer: All familiar characters belong to Nintendo. ABC owns Dancing with the Stars!
Chapter 2: The Judges!
Now that we have the couples down, let's meet our judges for this fine show. First up… BOWSER!
Bowser, tied in chair, roared,
"PERSIANA13! WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS, I'LL ROAST YOUR ASS OVER AN OPEN FIRE, AND THAT'LL BE THE START OF WHAT I DO TO YOU!"
Mario blinked,
"How did you convince Bowser to go along with this?"
Link observed,
"I think it's all those bumps on his head, Mario."
The author pulled out the Megaton Hammer,
The wonders you can do with this thing. I'm glad I stole…uh, I mean, bought it from that peddler. Yes, bought it.
The author shifted his eyes quickly.
Ness blinked,
"Are you always like this?"
Yes, this is normal for me.
Bowser snarled,
"MARIO, GET ME OUT OF THIS! FOR ONCE, I NEED RESCUING!"
Mario shrugged,
"Uh, no can do, Bowser. Peach and I have to get-a ready for our dancing lessons."
Besides, you suck, Bowser.
The author took the Megaton Hammer and hit Bowser on the head. Boswer was unconscious, little stars floating above his head. Peach smirked,
"Thank you."
No problem. Now, our second judge tonight is going to be…GANONDORF!
Ganondorf turned around, tied to chair,
"What is going on here? I demand an explanation!"
Zelda said,
"You're tied up for our sick amusement."
Ganondorf nodded,
"Oh. Well, in that case…LET ME OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW!"
Link asked,
"So you can terrorize Hyrule again?"
Ganondorf shook his head,
"NO! Nothing like that!"
He noticed the looks he was getting,
"Well, maybe a little."
Shut up, Ganon-dork!
The author lifted the Megaton Hammer and slammed it on top of Ganondorf's head. Ganondorf falls unconscious.
Link sighed,
"That's better."
Sheik owes me a favor.
Link was excited,
"You mean, she was here? Where?"
Zelda crossed her arms,
"Link. I'm Sheik. I'm the one ninja that helped you. Don't you remember Ocarina of Time?"
Samus scoffed,
"Lady, he probably doesn't remember what he had for breakfast this morning. He was hit in the head with King Dedede's hammer, remember?"
Zelda blinked,
"Oh, I see."
Captain Falcon asked,
"So, who is our third judge for this dancing event?"
Don't worry. This guy wants to be here.
Andross turned around in his chair,
"Hello, everyone!"
Fox was stunned,
"Andross! What are you doing here?"
Andross said,
"I am judging this contest. What are you doing here?"
Fox exclaimed,
"I'm competing in it!"
Andross laughed,
"Oh, this is too rich! I love it so much!"
Falco declared,
"How do you like this then?"
Falco powered up and flew like a comet at Andross, setting him on fire. (1)
Andross shouted,
"HELP! PUT IT OUT! HELP!"
Falco!
The author whistled for birddog. A bloodhound appeared next to the author,
KILL!
The birddog chased after Falco. Falco ran,
"HELP! GET THIS FLEA BAG OFF OF ME!"
Fox shuddered,
"Now I feel bad for him."
Well, that's our judges! Tune in next when we see the dances kick off!
Andross ran around,
"SOMEONE PUT THIS FIRE RIGHT NOW!"
Kirby inhaled deeply, eating Andross. Puffed out, he spat Andross back out, no flames. Kirby smiled, then started to rub his stomach. He breathed fire all over Andross again. Andross screamed,
"PAIN! I AM IN TERRIBLE PAIN!"
Welcome to another normal day for me.
Next Chapter:
The dancing kicks off!
(1) For those that played the game, you know what this move is.