Dancing Fools 6
Disclaimer: All familiar characters belong to Nintendo. Dancing with the Stars belongs to ABC.
Chapter 3: Just Peachy!
Falco was huffing,
"I can't believe I got chased by that thing for a whole week. Where did that psycho get a bird dog like that?"
Jeff observed,
"It seems to me this Persiana13 has access to some very impressive technology and weapons. I will have to ask how he does it."
Jody Summers smirked,
"Looking to exchange notes, Jeff?"
Jeff adjusted his glasses,
"Just curious as to the bean bag gun. I had no idea he could fire so many bean bags at once. Did he create it?"
Kirby entered carrying the refrigerator. He placed it next to himself and was about to inhale the contents when a gun is heard ready to fire,
Don't even think about it, puff ball, unless you like being strawberry colored wallpaper all over my studio.
Kirby closed his mouth and took only an apple.
That's better. Now, that I'm here, we can start the show.
The author looked around,
Crap, I forgot my sidekick in all this. She's busy right now on her other show, so I'll need a fill in and fast.
The author noticed Jody Summers,
Hey, Jody! How'd you like to be my sidekick on this program?
Jody squealed,
"Really? What do I have to wear?"
Check the back.
Jody ran backstage and got back in ten seconds with sexy dress. She grinned,
"How do I look?"
Great! Not as pretty as my other co-host, but you'll do.
The author cleared his throat,
Ladies and gentlemen; tonight is the return of one of my most critically acclaimed series; Dancing Fools. If this show reminds anyone of Dancing With the Stars, it should; I ripped it off of them.
Jody blinked,
"Wait, you're deliberately copying a show?
Oh, please. Do you know how many shows all copy each other? Like NBC's The Event? Seriously, if those idiots decide that show will replace 24, they are out of their minds.
Jeff grumbled,
"We could be here a while."
As much as I want to rant on about the fall line up, I can't. We have a show to do; where people come to watch to see their favorite stars dance and get humiliated on national TV. Take our judges for example.
Bowser roared,
"PERSIANA13! YOUR ASS IS TOAST WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS!"
Ganondorf wailed,
"I agree! You shall die an agonizing death, Persiana13!"
Andross shrugged and looked at camera,
"What? I want to be here."
Wolf groaned,
"This is the most embarrassing thing I have ever seen in my life."
If you think this is bad, just wait until the dancing. Oh boy.
Jody asked,
"Why do you do this?"
Ratings. And the fact that I am completely out of my mind at times adds into it as well. But, enough chit-chat. Our first dancing couple of the night is a given in the Nintendo video game franchise-.
Pit asked,
"We're video game characters?"
He then got shot with a bean bag gun and fell unconscious.
As I was saying before being interrupted, this couple is what made Nintendo famous.
Wolf said,
"I thought it was the awesome selection of games that made Nintendo famous, and the platforms to play it on."
Wolf got shot with a bean bag,
"What the hell?"
Who's hosting this show? Better still, who's paying you your paycheck!
Metaknight blinked,
"We are getting paid for this?"
He then got shot with a bean bag and fell unconscious.
Shut up! Now, our first couple to dance to night is…Peach and Mario! They will be doing ballet!
Peach entered in pink tutu,
"Mario, come on out."
Mario said from backstage,
"No, I'm-a not. I look like-a idiot in this-a."
Peach glared,
"I want to win."
Mario whined,
"And I don't want-a to be a-humiliated."
Peach screamed,
"GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE RIGHT NOW, MARIO, OR I'LL WITHHOLD SEX FROM YOU FOR LIFE!"
Daisy mocked from backstage,
"Aw, does poor Peachy have a hard time keeping her man in line?"
Peach growled,
"Daisy, I swear to God and to the Mushroom Kingdom, I will kill you in the most horrific pain I can think of and-."
She noticed all the stares on her. She shrugged,
"What?"
Mario entered in pink skin-tight ballet clothes,
"What the hell-a, Persiana13?"
The audience and judges roared with laughter. Wario laughed,
"AHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAH! "
His garlic breath laid out everyone in the audience. The author spoke through a gas mask,
Wario, stop laughing, or I'll hold you down and have Peach brush your teeth with clean, crisp mint.
Wario stopped laughing, looking horrified,
"You would-a not dare?"
He noticed the stare,
"You would-a!"
Peach declared,
"Now, let's get this party started!"
Peach and Mario began doing ballet. Peach showed poise and grace, while Mario tended to stumble with a few of his steps. Peach then was lifted up and Mario, thinking to do something fancy, jumped. Unfortunately, he missed his jump and put Peach into the ceiling. Peach screamed,
"MARIO! GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!"
Mario shouted,
"I will-a, Peach!"
Peach fell on top of him. She looked down,
"Mario, what are you doing? You're going to blow our chances."
I'd say that's already happened, but, let's see what our judges have to say.
Bowser laughed,
"HAHHHAHAHHA! I needed that. 8!"
Ganondorf shook his head,
"A dismal failure. 5."
Andross scratched his head,
"I have no idea what that was. 5.
Oooh, an 18. Not a good way to start the show off.
Peach turned red and glared at Mario,
"YOU RUINED IT!"
She took out a frying pan,
"DIE!"
Mario exclaimed,
"HELP ME! MAMMA MIA!"
Actually, this is exactly how I want the show to start off. Now, when we get back from our commercial break, another couple graces the stage with their dancing. Or blunders. I'm not picky! Stay tuned!
Next Chapter:
More Dancing Insanity!