Dancing Fools 6

Disclaimer: All familiar characters belong to Nintendo. Dancing with the Stars belongs to ABC.

Chapter 5: Chain Links to the Past

The author was talking into the phone,

Can't you people cut me a break? Are you seriously going to be this anal about your show? Like, only five people watch the thing. You take up two nights of TV. Here's a suggestion for you, pal; maybe if you didn't cancel NYPD Blue, there'd be a reason to watch you!

The author hung up the phone.

I swear, some people have absolutely too much time on their hands.

Jeff asked,

"Like you?"

Yes, like-.

The author pulled out a bean bag gun and fired it at Jeff. Jeff winced,

"OW!"

Shut up.

Ganondorf scoffed,

"I hope you're real proud of yourself."

I'm a narcisstic sadistic nut job. What do you think?

Bowser said,

"I think that's a yes."

Very good, Bowser. Just for that, I won't knock you unconscious and make turtle soup out of you.

Jody blinked,

"Wow, you really are a nut."

You should see my fans.

Paula shuddered,

"I've seen them. They're insane."

Comes with the job, I guess. Anyway, let's get back to the show!

Andross nodded,

"Yes, I have dinner reservations as soon as this is over.

Falco shouted,

"Yeah, I have a reservation too, Andross. My boot going up your ass!"

Hey! Do you want me to send the bird dog after you again, Falco?

Falco immediately sat down,

"No! No!"

Slippy said,

"Hey, Persiana13! Can I have the bird dog if you're not going to use it?"

That depends; are you going to feed it, clean it, and take care of it, as well as letting it get plenty of exercise?

Slippy asked,

"By exercise, do you mean letting it chase Falco all over the ship?"

Falco threatened,

"You are so dead, toad brains!"

Yes, I would say that qualifies.

Slippy cheered,

"Then, yes, I would!"
After the show.

Falco groaned,

"I hate my life."

Jody was excited,

"I don't! Anyway, our next dancing couple is sure to make this evening magical. Introducing them tonight, dancing the sexy samba…Link and Zelda!"

Link entered in a suit,

"Come on, Zelda."

Zelda was still backstage,

"What in Hyrule's name did you do with this dress?"

I think it came like that.

Zelda apprehensively walked out in scandalous dress. The cat calling began.

Ganondorf drooled,

"HOT MAMA!"
Jeff swallowed, his glasses fogging up,

"Whoa!"

Wolf howled,

"AAARRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOO!"

Paula shrugged,

"It doesn't look that good."

Daisy yelled from backstage,

"That's exactly something Peach would wear, that tramp!"

Peach yelled from backstage,

"DIE!"

A catfight broke out.

Well, while I go video tape another cat-fight to sell to the WWE, let Link and Zelda dance!

The author left.

Link and Zelda began dancing. It was evident that Zelda really wanted to turn this into a full blown out seduction of Link. She attempted to turn up the heat, much to Link's displeasure but to the audience's pleasure. When it was over…

Jody said,

"That was a burning performance. Judges, what do you think?"

Bowser nodded,

"Well, it did seem that the performance could have gone better. Seven."

Ganondorf still drooled,

"Are you sure you won't leave Link for me?"

A fireball answered his questions. Ganondorf smoldered,

"Guess not. Ten!"

Andross smiled,

"I like it a lot, my dear. Eight."

Jody clapped her hands excitedly,

"25 points! Yay! Well, when we return, we're going to have another couple dance. Will it be Luigi and Daisy, or Samus and Captain Falcon?"

Samus yelled from backstage,

"FALCON! I'LL PERFORATE YOU WITH MY SPAZER BEAM!

A loud explosion followed. Captain Falcon yelled from backstage,

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

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