Dancing Fools 6
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Chapter 6: Show me your Moves!
And, we're back. Man, I have to tell you; Daisy and Peach are really hardcore scrappers. Maybe I should convince Master Hand to sign them up to the WWE.
Master Hand: Not on your life! This stopped being funny the moment I agreed to do this!
Master Hand then got shot with a bean bag, falling unconscious.
Lightweight.
Jody smirked,
"Wow, that gun really packs a punch. Think you can include it in the line-up of items."
Uh…no. This belongs in my private collection.
Bowser rolled his eyes,
"Thank God for that."
He then got hit with a bean bag,
"OW! That hurt!"
What's your point?
Bowser grumbled,
"How much longer do I have to put up with this insanity?"
A couple of more chapters.
Bowser shouted,
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"
He bashed his head into the table. Ganondorf sighed,
"Can we please see the next couple?"
I can't believe everyone's so touchy today. All right, if you insist. Our next couple tonight is one that just seemed to come off the top of my head. That, and I needed to torture both Captain Falcon and Samus.
A loud explosion followed, Captain Falcon screaming like a girl,
I take that back. Just Captain Falcon.
Samus entered, a dress over her armor,
"PERSIANA13! IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE ME DANCE WITH THAT PERVERT, YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING!"
Captain Falcon entered, suit smoldering,
"What? What did I say?"
Samus pointed blaster at Falcon,
"You know what you said, pervert!"
Samus, if you get through this dance, you can torture Falcon all you want.
Samus' eyes lit up,
"DEAL!"
Captain Falcon groaned,
"I'm dead."
Jody smirked,
"Nice knowin' ya, Captain."
Captain Falcon pleaded,
"Jody, protect me!"
Jody shrugged,
"Whatever. Tonight, our loving couple will be dancing the Foxtrot. Let's get to it!"
As Samus and Captian Falcon began dancing, Samus was making note of all the different uses of Captain Falcon's anatomy. The F-zero driver sighed in his head at what he has to do after the dance is over. When it concluded…
Very moving performance. Now-.
Captain Falcon winced,
"I'm sorry, Samus."
He shouted,
"FALCON PUNCH!"
Samus screamed,
"AAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
She crashed through a wall.
What the hell, Falcon? What was that for?
Captain Falcon wailed,
"She was going to kill me! I said Show me your moves, she thinks I'm a pervert!"
Jody groaned,
"It must have sounded like Show me your boobs."
Oh, I get it now. The only problem is, Samus is going to tear a path right back here, and Falcon is going to get it.
Bowser laughed,
"MWWWAAAHHHHH! I love to see the torture for this one. As for the dance…seven."
Ganondorf said,
"Seven as well."
Andross critiqued,
"A little shaky on the foot work. Six for me."
Jody shrugged,
"20 points. Not bad."
Samus was enraged,
"FALCON!"
She used the Super Rush technique to enter back in, launching missiles. Captain Falcon ran, screaming,
"HELP ME! JODY, PROTECT ME!"
Sorry, bub. You're on your own. Well, when we return, there are three more couples to go through. Which ones are they? Stay tuned, fellow readers. You're not gonna want to miss this one.
Explosions were heard backstage.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to find my stock of tranquilizers.
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More dancing Insanity