Dancing Fools 6
Disclaimer: All familiar characters belong to Nintendo. Dancing with the Stars belongs to ABC.
Chapter 7: Pushing Daisy
The author walked on set wearing a gas mask,
Ladies and gentlemen, there is a small problem I am taking care of in back, so no one enters.
Bowser asked excitedly,
"Is it the studio burning to the ground? And, if it is, can I help?"
Bowser got hit with a bean bag,
"OW!"
Jeff said simply,
"You should not have opened your mouth, Bowser. You know he just likes to torture us until the show is over."
Jody blinked,
"Wow, I had no idea he was so sadistic."
Marth asked,
"Have you seen his fans?"
Roy swallowed,
"This nut has fans?"
Roy got hit with a bean bag,
"OW!"
Ike laughed,
"Haha! Serves you right!"
He then got hit with a bean bag.
That's for laughing at me, pal. Try it again, and I'll use a rocket launcher. Now, if you'll excuse me.
The author left to go backstage. Jody said,
"Well, that leaves me to run the show for a little bit, and introduce our next couple of the night."
Bowser groaned,
"How much longer do we have to endure this torture?"
Ganondorf yelled,
"I don't know, and STOP ASKING! IT'LL ONLY GO BY SLOWER!"
Jody nodded,
"That's right! Now, our next couple tonight is Luigi and Daisy. They will be dancing…the Tango!"
Luigi entered,
"Where is a-Daisy?"
Daisy entered in a state of delirium,
"HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!"
I think I got the knock out gas confused with the laughing gas again. I hate it when that happens.
Daisy laughed heartily,
"AHHAHHAHAHHAHAH!
Luigi: This is gonna suck.
Luigi and Daisy danced, Daisy failing miserably to keep a straight face. Surprisingly, she was able to stay on her feet without succumbing to a laughing fit. Luigi was nervous that he may not get through the dance. When the dance was over…
Bowser wiped a tear away,
"Stirring performance, Luigi. Much better than your brother's. Eight!"
Ganondorf nodded,
"I must agree. Eight!"
Andross said,
"Exceptional display. Eight!"
Peach roared,
"WHAT? THAT LITTLE BITCH GETS HIGHER THAN ME!"
Peach ran onstage with a frying pan, attempting to hit Daisy. A cat-fight erupted, Daisy laughing maniacally.
Jody said,
"Wow, that was unexpected."
Jody rolled her eyes,
"Well, when we return, we still have two couples left. Who will it be? Stay tuned!"
Next Chapter:
More Dancing Insanity!