Dancing Fools 6
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Chapter 8: Krystal Clear
Now, I'm back.
The phone rang at that moment.
Hang on a second. Hello?
The author yells,
WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU FILED AN INJUNCTION? OH, YEAH! KISS MY ASS! I'M STILL BROADCASTING!
The author hung up,
Sorry about that. Apparently, ABC thinks they can stop the production of my show with an injunction. Yeah, right.
Bowser looked into the camera,
"For the love of God, help us stop him!"
Bowser then got hit with a bean bag,
"OW!"
Ike shook his head,
"I will be glad when this is over."
Marth looked at his watch,
"Which shouldn't be too much longer. There are only two more couples to go through."
Fox entered,
"What the hell, Persiana13? Why are you out to torture me?"
Because your character is a cheap shot. The only character that is cheaper than you is Falco.
Falco shouted,
"Hey!"
Do you want me to get that bird dog after you again?
Falco whimpered,
"No. I'll be good."
That's better. Now, Krystal has to show up and we can get this started already.
Krystal (entered in a REVEALING dress,
"I'm all set, Foxy-woxy."
The author snickered,
Foxy-woxy? Geez, Fox, what'd you do to her when I was gone?
Fox's jaw dropped open,
"Krystal, I-."
Krystal seductively remarked,
"Later, Fox. Right now, I want to ramba!"
Jody said flatly,
"I've noticed her hormones are more out of whack than usual."
Ya think, Jody?
Andross smirked,
"I see someone likes watching NCIS."
He then got slapped upside the head,
"OW!"
Don't you dare say anything bad about NCIS. That show is awesome.
Krystal (whines): Can we please start dancing now?
Jody: I suppose. Tonight, Fox and Krystal will be dancing the ramba!
As Fox and Krystal began, Krystal definitely wanted to turn up the heat on the dance, pinching Fox's backside. Fox tried to get through the dance, but glared at Falco, who is smirking. When the dance was over…
Stirring performance, Fox and Krystal.
Falco jeered,
"You suck, Fox!"
Fox shouted,
"Oh yeah?"
Fox pulled out a bazooka and firesd, leveling Falco in an instant.
Hey, no one tortures my guests but me!
The author whistled for the foxhound,
KILL!
Fox ran away,
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! GET THIS THING OFF OF ME!"
Jody asked,
"Well, judges; what do you think?"
Bowser observed,
"To be honest, it was interesting. Seven."
Ganondorf said,
"An elegant display. Seven."
Andross shrugged,
"I'll give ten if I can keep the fox hound and bird dog."
What the hell? I can always train another one. Wow, 24 points. Well, when we return, two things are going to happen; Ness and Paula will be the final act, and more than likely, the fox hound will get his teeth into Fox.
Fox cried out in pain,
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHH! IT'S BITING MY ASS! HELP ME!"
Next Chapter:
More Dancing Insanity!