Dancing Fools 6
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Chapter 9: Child's Play
Well, we're down to our last couple of the night.
Bowser sighed,
"Thank God. I don't think I can take another second in this hell."
Bowser then got hit with a bean bag,
"OW! STOP THAT!"
Marth shrugged,
"I admit, this has been a bit, pretentious."
Ike said,
"Hey, Persiana13! Why do you keep hitting Bowser like that?"
Because I want to. I'm so sick of his complaining. Besides, it gives me target practice for the Olympics.
Falco asked,
"You do realize that they use REAL guns in that thing, right?"
Roy shook his head,
"Don't give him any ideas, Falco. He may end up buying real guns and shooting them at us."
Falco asked,
"And I should be worried because?"
I also have that bird dog that can chase after you.
Falco blinked,
"Oh. Well, in that case, just forget what I said."
Too late. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
Jody snarled,
"You've really done it this time, Falco. Let's just get Ness and Paula up here before the audience is deprived my serious good looks."
Ganondorf rolled his eyes,
"Yeah, that would be a real shame."
Ganondorf then got kicked in the face by Jody,
"OW! What the hell?"
Jody shouted,
"Don't make me run you over in my F-Zero, Ganon-dork!"
Ganondorf complained,
"Will people stop calling me that?"
Andross whined,
"Can we please go to the last dance already? I really don't want to be late for my dinner reservation."
All right, all right already. Well, our last couple tonight is Ness and Paula. These two kids come from Earthbound and will be dancing a cute little dance.
Paula entered in chicken suit,
"What the hell is this?"
Well, I had to find something G rated and the chicken dance is the best I could think of. (audience bursts into laughter)
Ness entered in chicken suit, complaining,
"I hate the chicken dance! I hate the chicken song! I hate everything about chicken, except eating it! I like eating chicken!"
Ok, we get it. Just dance the chicken dance, already. I'd ask Falco to join in too, but he's not a chicken. He's a turkey.
Falco shouted,
"Hey!"
Of course, I could have said cooked goose.
Falco: I hate you.
Ness and Paula began doing the chicken dance, comically dancing around in the chicken suits. The audience and judges were laughing hysterically. When it is over, the author said,
You know something; I've decided not to let the judges decide this and give you thirty points.
Ganondorf shouted,
"Hey, you can't do that!"
It's my show, Ganon-dork, and I'll do whatever I want. Or, I can have Ness and Paula tell you what they think.
Ness powered up,
"PK FLASH!"
Paula chanted,
"PK LIGHTNING!"
Ganondorf was smoldering as he said,
"Thirty points it is."
There. Well, stay tuned through our last commercial break.
Next Chapter:
The finale!