Me: Hello everyone! I got 2 reviews this time, not a lot but it's progresses!
L: Yes, thank you all for keeping K-chan alive.
Me: can we please get off that topic jeez im not going to die if I don't get reviews! But still please review! ^^
Light: so who are the reviewers? And what did they t or d us to do?
Me: okay so a big thanks to Always-Aftermath and Almostovertheedge! First we will do Almostovertheedge's dares.
Almostovertheedge
Yaaaayyy! I hopefully Justin beaver bled…a lot…I hate that little girl.
Me: you are not the only *high fives Almostover.*
Anyway I got some dares! *grins evilly*
Matt: Handcuff yourself to mello for…hmmmm 6 chapters.
Me: *sniff* Im so happy that my readers have so much faith in me! ^^
Matt: okay, but I need some handcuffs.
Me: that's okay I got some. Here you go! *handcuffs matt and mello together.*
Mello: quick question.
Me: what is it?
Mello: why do you have handcuffs anyway?
Me: ummmm *sweat drops* well I can't tell you till some asks me in a truth!
Mello: whatever…
Matt: so what do you wanna do now that were handcuffed together?
Me: remember the rating! So if you guys are gonna do something too much by all means do it in one of the rooms.
Mello: fine then *drags matt into one of the rooms*
*moaning herd from the outside*
Me: I wanna know the person responsible for washing and changing the sheets! O_o
~after 20 minutes~
Matt and mello: *comes out of the room*
Me: you done?
Mello: shut up!
Matt: you know your vest is still unzipped?
Mello: *blushes and turns around to zip the vest*
Me: okay next one…
Near: uhhhh throw all your toys over a cliff.
Near: you're evil.
Beyond: come on just do it. After I'll buy you some new toys. K?
Near: fine. Just let me say good bye?
Me: sorry Near you have 1020 toys. And 3 of them repeat them selves. So no.
Near: fine *glares*
Me: oh you'll get over it.
Near: *throws a giant bag of toys over the edge of a cliff.*
Me: see your okay. ^^
Near: *Blankly stares*
Me: uhhhh near? You okay?
Near: *blank stares*
Me: okay he is eternally broken. Someone take him to a toy store ASAP!
Beyond: I'll do it. *picks up near bridal style*
Near: *blushes but still blank stares*
Beyond: *chuckles, puts Near in the passenger seat and drives to toy's R us.*
Misa: by the way. K-chan doesn't own toy's R us.
Me: don't rub it in -_-'
Misa: Misa Misa is sorry.
Me: it's fine. Let's do the next dare.
Misa: kiss near.
Misa: noo! Misa is too young and pretty to die!
Me: you have to Misa sorry.
Misa: *cries* fine… *takes the van to T'R'U*
Beyond: Misa? What are you doing here?
Misa: please beyond-san I was dared to do this! *kisses near*
Near: *wipes his mouth till the fabric hurts his lips slightly*
Beyond: Misa! Get over here!
Misa: meeep! *runs away*
Beyond: *chases after her*
Near: hey, beyond left his wallet here… well he loves me enof ^^ *takes wallet and toys over to the casher*
~after everyone gets back. ~
Me: Okie dokie lets do the next one.
Beyond: I grant you a katana to keep. Do with it what you wish.
Beyond: thank you! I've wanted one of these.
Me: yes thank you for giving him something to kill us all with! *sarcasm*
Beyond: calm down I'll only kill you if you hurt my near.
Me: did you just call him yours?
Near: yes, yes he did.
Me: WOAH! You guys are dating!
Near: is that a surprise?
Me: no it was just… so fast!
Light: can we get on with the next dare please.
Me: sure…
Light: handcuff yourself to Marthens
Light: no no no no no!
Me: yes yes yes yes yes! Haha!
Light: but you already used the handcuffs on Matt and Mello!
Me: I have 5 handcuffs. *smirks*
Light: O_o why?
Me: I told you. I can't say unless someone asks me in a truth.
Light: fine. Whatever. Let's just get this over with.
Me: okay *handcuffs light and Marthens together.*
Marthens: COOL IT MAKES A CLINKIE NOISE!
Light: stop screaming…
Me: *trying to controlle my laphter.* N-next o-o-one! Hahaha!
L: Feed Marthens a bowl full of sugar. (After he is handcuffed to ki- I mean Light.)
L: *sigh* I'm sorry light. *feed's Marthens a big bowl of sugar.*
Marthens: SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR!
~10 minutes later~
Everyone: watch as light gets dragged around by the toddler on a sugar rush :D!
Marthens: AHHHHHAHHHHHAHHHH *whereing a pot on his head, hitting a spoon against a pan, and swinging upside down on the chandelier. *
Light: HELP ME!
Me: HAHAHAHAHAH…no…HAHAHAHA!
L: I don't think Marthens is the only one on sugar over dose…
Matt: well then do to are host having a sugar high, we will do the rest of the dares in the next chapter…
Everyone: byyye!
Light: SAVE ME!