Me: hey people.

L: hi.

Me: okay we got dares from…Almostovertheedge

Light: yes we understand… thank you very much. Now let's get on with this please?

Me: fine Mr. impatient first one…

Almostovertheedge

You are a freaking genius I bow at your feet! Lol

Annnnnnnddddd I'm back with more dares!

Me: Yay! I'm being bowed to!

Mello: dork.

Matt: smash one of your video game consuls.

Matt: nooooo I can't! I had to raise a lot of money to buy my Xbox.

Me: so you still have to do it…

Matt: I hate you…

Me: you'll get over it…

Matt: *takes a hammer and smashes his Xbox*

Me: see! That wasn't hard!

Matt: *deeply depressed*

Me: next one!

Mello: here is three hundred bucks. Go buy Matt a new game consul.

Mello: okay. Come on matt let's go to best buy…

Near: K-chan doesn't own best buy or Xbox.

Me: DARN IT!

Matt: Yay!

Me: O_o weird…

Near: a little…

Me: next one! XD

Near: go watch Dora!

Near: not in my life time…

Me: oh yes you are!

Near: *deep sigh*

Me: awwww it's okay you'll live…

Near: fine. *goes to watch Dora*

Me: *sigh* poor guy…

Beyond: yup…

Me: alrighty next one!

Beyond: go three chapters without jam.

Beyond: I can do that… im not addicted.

Me: oh yes. You are very addicted.

Beyond: am not

Me: are too.

Beyond: am not!

Me: are too!

Beyond: AM NOT!

Me: ARE TOO!

Light: okay next one.

Me: hey that's my line.

Light: duct tape your mouth shut for 5 chapters' breath threw your nose.

Light: I can do that…

Me: okay! *duct tapes light's mouth*

L: aw it will be hard to kiss light.

Me: you'll get over it…

Matt: do you always say that?

Me: yup! ^^ next one!

L: sit normally for the rest of the chapter…

L: okay…*sit's normally*

Me: so how do you feel?

L: fine just my detection skills will drop 40%

Me: yeah you'll be okay.

...

Me: next one!

M,CA,N: annoy the hell outta Light for the next five chapters. Here are some foam bats, nerf guns,a bucket of water, and a 5 pound bag of sugar (stolen from L) have fun. ^^

L: hey!

Me: you'll get over it…

CA: okay!

N: why not…

M: ALRIGHT!

*N,M, and CA eat the 5 pound of sugar and are literally bouncing off the walls and are annoying the hell outta light.*

M: light light light light light light light light light light!

Light: what?

M: I FORGOT! *hits Light with the foam bats*

N: *hits light with the bats as well*

CA: *joins them and kicks light too*

Me and Mello: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Matt: you to are so much alike it's scary…

Near: it kind of is creepy…

M,N, and CA: *hits light with the foam bats repeatedly for 5 hours till the bats are all flimsy and broken*

Light: OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OWWWWW!

Me: AHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

Mello: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!

Matt and near: *holding in there laphter as much as they can* t-that i-i-is just sad! Ahahahahah

Misa: poor light-kun ahahahahah

N and M: *takes the bats and puts them away because there all broken and takes out the nerf guns*

CA: SWEET!

N: I know right.

Mello: good thing I taught him how to use a real gun so this wont be a problem…

Me: O_O okayyy!

N: *shoots light 1000 times with the nerf gun*

M: *shoots him 600 times* ahahahahah I am awesome!

CA: *shoots him 200 times* this is cool.

Me: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Light: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Me: *starts turning red from laphter* AHAHAHAHAHA

Near: is she okay?

Mello: I don't know? *shrugs*

Near: well go find out…

Mello: you!

Near: fine I'll do it.

Mello: whatever…

Near: um k-chan are you okay?

Me: *still a little red* yes im fine *smiles*

Near: okay just checking.

Beyond: *death glares*

Me: Near…?

Near: yes?

Me: your boyfriend is jealous.

Near: *rolls his eyes* beyond?

Beyond: yeah?

Near: come here…*waves beyond over*

Beyond: yea? *comes over*

Near: *pulls the end of beyond shirt down to his level and kisses him*

Near: *pulls away and lets go of beyond shirt.* could you not be so easily jealous.

Beyond: *blushes lightly* whatever…

Me: let's go see what the kids are doing to light?

Mello: sure

Everyone else: sure why not.

N,M, and CA: *are pouring buckets of cold water on light and are dragging him around the place*

Me: poor light! Ahahahahah Haha

Me: okay now that everyone has settled down the next stuff is from… I-Imaginary so first up…

Near and BB: come on a killing spree with me…by the way im a boy.

Beyond: im all for it!

Near: sure.

Me: really near? You that willing to do it?

Near: yes… why do you ask?

Me: … no reason …

Near: come on let's go…

Beyond and near: *goes on a killing spree with I-Imaginary*

Me: next one!

L: are you emo?

L: no im not emo…my hair is naturally this color…I don't sleep very often so it began to get dark under my eyes it is not eyeliner…and im also naturally pale since I don't go outside very often I do not cut myself…

Me: yupperz! Next one!

Matt: were a bra for the next to chapters…

Matt: what is up with you? I mean dude!

Me: oh just go do it!

Matt: no I will look stupid!

Me: read my lips…YOU…WILL…GET…OVER…IT!

Matt: *glares* whatever…*put training bra on*

Me: see you can barely notice it…

Matt: yea but you can notice the black and white skirt and matching tang top…*Death glares*

Me: I couldn't help it! I mean if your gonna put on a bra you mite as well do a whole outfit and btw do you shave your legs?

Matt: SHUT UP? *mega blushes*

Mello: *blushes then turns away*

Me: mello? Are you oka…*sees blood*

Me: mello has a bloody nose because of matt…*in a sing-songy voice*

Mello: SHUT UP!

Me: okayyy well that's all for today… till next time bye!

Everyone: bye!